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Clips from Diary of a Wimpy Kid

"l'd say you're somewhere around the 1 54 mark."
Diary of a Wimpy Kid
"l'd put myself around number 1 9 or 20."
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"l might even have a shot at the top spot by the end of the year,"
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"if things go the way l think they will."
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"Well, who's at the bottom?"
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"Hey, guys, wanna see my secret freckle?"
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"Fregley. Sent home for hygiene issues at Ieast once a month."
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"Check it out. lt's got a hair in it!"
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"What color is that?"
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"You wanna help me name it?"
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"All right, ladies! Gather around !"
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"Come on, put the knitting down ! Let's go!"
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"All right, everybody."
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"l'm Coach Malone and l am your gym teacher."
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"P. E. is as much a part of my life"
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"as waking up in the morning and going to the bathroom."
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"l live and breathe Physical Education."
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"Now, who's with me?"
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"Are you ready to have some fun out there?"
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"Yeah !"
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"All right, outstanding !"
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"So we're gonna divide you up into two teams."
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"So you two, over here. You, you, you, this way."
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"Yeah, you three, this side. Good."
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"You guys are going to be Shirts!"
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"And you will be Skins."
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"Why are we Skins? l hate this."
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"He's just trying to make kids like us feel bad."
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"What do you mean, kids like us?"
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"l just don't want to get a sunburn, right, Rowley?"
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"My name is Bell E. Button."
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"What's yours?"
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"Okay, let's start off with a little game l like to call Gladiator."
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"- l got this one! - No!"
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"Take that!"
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"Cover me!"
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"Oh, God."
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"Not good !"
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"We're never going to be able to outrun these guys!"
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"We don't have to outrun them !"
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"We just have to outrun Chirag !"
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"Take a Iook, take a Iook, take a Iook"
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"At the kids on the street"
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"No, they never miss a beat"
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"Never miss a beat"
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"Think they saw us? No way."
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"They were focused on getting that kid with the limp."
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"We'll hide here for the rest of the class"
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"because l'm not playing that game."
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"lt's not fair."
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"He's got all the Neanderthals on the same team."
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"lt's barbaric!"
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"lt's completely barbaric."
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"This place is an intellectual wasteland."
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"But, you know, it's nice to meet someone"
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"more interested in his mind than in his body."
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"You girls get to jump rope. What are you doing hiding?"
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"Avoiding the pain."
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"lt all starts in middle school, you know?"
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"You're not a kid anymore. The coddling has stopped."
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"Kids are now separated by intelligence. The weak are picked on."
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"And girls you've known since kindergarten won't even talk to you anymore."
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"Okay, well, sounds like you got it all figured out,"
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"so go back to your book."
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"This place is a glorified holding pen."
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"All the way! All the way! You're like a machine!"
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"lt's where adults put you"
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"as you make that awkward transition between child and teenager"
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"so they don't even have to look at you."
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"Hi. l'm Angie."
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"Great story. We're gonna go now."
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"Why? This is a good spot."
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"lt's a perfect spot."
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"l survived all of the sixth grade here."
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"And l would enjoy some like-minded company"
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"to get me through the seventh."
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"ls that the whistle? l think l hear the whistle."
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"We need to go."
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"No showboating, all right?"
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"Why are we leaving?"
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"We could get killed out here in the open !"
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"Put your shirt on. They'll think we're on their team."
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"Besides, getting crushed is better than being seen with that freak job."
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"Trust me, you can't recover from social suicide."
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"l never talked to a girl that long before."
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"Whoa!"
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"Check that out."
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"ls that cheese?"
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"Stop!"
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"Good God, man ! You almost got the Cheese Touch."
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"The what?"
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"The Cheese Touch."
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"Nobody knows when or how,"
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"but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop."
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"Nobody knew who it belonged to."
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"Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away."
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"And so there it sat,"
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"growing more foul and powerful by the day."
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"Then one day, a kid named Darren WaIsh"
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"made the biggest mistake of his Iife."
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"Darren touched the cheese!"
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"No, l didn't! l just looked at it! Really!"
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"Darren had the Cheese Touch!"
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"It was worse than nucIear cooties."
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"He became an outcast."
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"The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch"
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"was by passing it on to someone eIse."
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"And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy."
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"Friend turning on friend."
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"Brother turning on sister."
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"It was madness."
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"Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away."
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"Dieter has the Cheese Touch !"
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"Ze Cheese Touch?"
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"Vat is it?"
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"Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch??"
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"Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation."
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"Nooooooooo......!"
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"Thankfully, he moved back to DüsseIdorf and took the Cheese Touch with him."
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"And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim."
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