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Clips from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel (2017) - How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? (S04E04)

""He didn't do any bits?""
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""No, man, he just wailed his ass off with a violin.""
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"Yeah."
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"Excuse me. Pardon me."
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"Excu..."
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"Okay. Now, number two fantasy is that, uh--"
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"as this is the 12:00 scene--"
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"uh, maybe the people who own this place"
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"don't even know we're here."
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"Right? Yeah."
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"You get a guy who's like a-a good corrupt janitor."
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"You know? "Uh, all right, but don't make no noise"
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"and clean up after you're finished.""
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"Okay. Okay, dig."
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"So now you've got a dopey cliché like, uh,"
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""Would you want your sister to marry one of them?""
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"Which, see, has... there's no logic there, see."
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"Because you got to tell me which sister, which one of them."
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"Because if I talk to a member of the Ku Klux Klan and I say,"
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""Uh, let's see, you're, uh, 35 years old,"
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"you're unmarried, you're white, you're an attractive man."
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"I'm gonna give you a choice-- own free will--"
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"of marrying a Black woman or a white woman."
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"Two chicks, about the same ages, same economic level,"
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"and you make the choice."
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"But you got to marry her. Whatever marriage means to you."
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"Kissing and hugging and sleeping in a single bed"
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"on hot nights."
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"Fifteen years with a Black, Black woman"
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"or 15 years with a white, white woman."
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"Kissing and hugging that Black, Black woman"
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"or the white one."
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"You make your choice between the Black woman or the white woman."
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"The white woman..."
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"is Kate Smith."
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"The Black woman"
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"is Lena Horne."
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"So, then you are not concerned"
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"with Black or white anymore, are you?""
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"I don't know if there's any losers out here."
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"You know, when you break up with your old lady,"
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"uh, get divorced, uh, here's the problem."
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"I don't know if you'll encounter it."
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"It's particularly a show business problem,"
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"but, uh... because of my hours."
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"I'm not a particularly promiscuous person,"
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"but I like to have someone, you know, to hang out with,"
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"to talk to."
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"Usually, I go out with chicks that are between 30 and 40,"
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"because they're usually divorced"
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"and good and bitter, too, you know."
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"But the hang-up is,"
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"where can you go at 4:00 in the morning?"
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"And every chick I know who's divorced"
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"has got a seven-year-old kid."
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"If they haven't got a seven-year-old kid,"
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"they've got a mother who lives with them who's divorced, too."
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"And those kinds of mothers are real nuts."
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"You know, complete competition with their daughters."
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""Oh, you think I got nice legs? I was a Charleston dancer.""
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"And so the hang-up is,"
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"at 4:00 in the morning, where you gonna..."
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"If you say, uh, "motel," semantics, that's out."
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"Yeah."
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"Really. It's got, like, a lewd connotation."
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"So, I figured all kinds of devices, like, uh,"
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"I tell a chick "a trailer.""
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"That sounds cute, right?"
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"Nothing dirty about trailers."
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""Hey, want to go to my trailer?""
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""Yeah, okay. Where is it?""
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""Well, it's in my motel room now.""
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""Yeah. I'll help you assemble it.""
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"This one chick, oh, I kind of dug her, you know?"
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"Uh, I known her a couple years, seen her after work."
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"And, uh, we're sitting there outside of the motel,"
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"and, uh, she says, "All right, look."
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"I don't want to go in there."
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"I don't want to be embarrassed with the registering"
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"and all that. You go in.""
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"I say, "All right. Solid."
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"You stay in the car.""
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"So, I go in."
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"Uh, "Hello.""
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""Hello. Um..."
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"How much is it here a month?""
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""Well, we just got a daily rate."
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"Six dollars.""
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""Uh..."
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"I'll tell you what."
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"Uh..."
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"My sister's out in the car, and, uh..."
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"we had a terrible tragedy in our family."
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"My uncle passed away."
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"And I don't know if you've ever had a tragedy like that."
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"Uh, we were very close to him, in fact."
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"And, uh, she's all shook up. She's under sedation."
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"She's just hysterical."
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"So, I'm gonna sleep with her.""
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"Time to split."
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"Grab a shovel and go home."
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"Thank you."
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"Excuse me. Ooh, sorry if that was a foot!"
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"Ah! Ha! There she is."
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"Everyone, this is Midge Maisel."
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"Mrs., to those in the know."
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"Hey, hey, hey, how's your father-in-law?"
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"He's fine, actually. He's gonna recover."
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"Oh, thank God. We were in a panic all evening."
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"Uh, can you all excuse me?"
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"I have to talk to this lady for a moment."
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"Lenny, you were insanely great tonight."
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"Really."
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"The people around me never wanted you to stop."
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"Might've wanted you to slow down"
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"if they were following you like this."
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"Lenny."
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"Little tip: the nicer the lady looks,"
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"the worse her shoes are."
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