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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees in the Ring (S01E01)

"He's a champ."
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"He's a champ."
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"I don't dig this setup when the boxing commissioner assigns me men."
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"Well, it, uh, it's because, uh, he commission has decided that, uh-"
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"- A rule, a new rule. - A new rule."
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"A rule, yeah. Sure, when it's a championship fight,"
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"gotta have trainers in there to, uh, keep everything on the, uh-"
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"Up and up. Up and up."
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"Up and up. Sure."
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"Well, if that's the way, then I guess it's okay."
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"Is it true that you're gonna fight"
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"Dynamite Davy Jones after what he did to his last opponent?"
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"Oh, foolish, no."
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"Sure, it's true. What did he do?"
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"What did he, what did he Ho-ho."
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"His nose and head, chin, ribs, and the nose, they had to fix his nose."
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"They had to put it back between his eyes,"
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"move it from the side and move it around."
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"But, uh, his, uh, seconds, they, uh, did a great job. The kid lived."
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"He lived. Here he comes now."
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"Sign my cast?"
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"Tell me true, and don't make no bones. How was your fight with Davy Jones"
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"He always talks that way."
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"It was a split decision. He split my eye, he split nose, and he split my lip."
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"Oh, that's a drag. Don't you think you ought to fight somebody else?"
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Holy, gee. What did you guys do to me?"
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"Never be able to play the guitar again."
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"Oh, I get it. You're Davy Jones' musician friends."
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"Well, you can tell him from me, it won't work!"
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"When I get him in the ring, I'll slaughter him."
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"You hear me I'll slaughter him."
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"That doesn't rhyme."
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"Well, nobody's perfect."
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"Get outta here. Get out of here!"
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"Get outta here! Get out! Get outta here! I am the greatest!"
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"Boss! Boss!"
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"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah?"
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"Uh. Oh, yeah. I just heard 'em"
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"trying to convince the Champ not to fight Jones."
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"That settles it. You keep his friends out of circulation 'til after the fight."
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""Til after the fight". Right, boss."
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"I just laid down ten G's on the Champ."
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"After Jones' three KO's, the odds are pretty good on the kid."
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"Hey, they should know he can't stand a chance in a million."
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"Chance in a million. What should happen if Jones should win?"
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"What did you say?"
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"Well, I mean, he ain't been fixed;"
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"some crazy things can happen in the ring."
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"Happen in the ring. Vernon, you're right."
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"You better give him a sleeping pill before the fight."
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"After all, this is a chance to make a fortune or to lose a fortune."
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""Chance to make a fortune or lose a fortune". Boss?"
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"Yeah?"
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"Which do you think we ought to do?"
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"Left, right, right, left, left, right."
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"The sleeping pill's in this water glass, boss."
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"Good work, Vernon."
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"Thanks, boss."
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"Right, right, left, left, right,"
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"right, left, right, left, right, left, right."
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"Aren't you worried The Champ said he's gonna slaughter you, Davy."
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"Oh, no. I just think of the wise words of that old Yugoslavian philosopher."
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"What's that?"
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"Haber reeber sacken roba soka roba seeka raba seeken roba sacken."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"Go on over to the boys' pad and keep 'em out of circulation."
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"Out of circulation. Right, boss."
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"Okay, boys. You can talk to him after the fight, when he's champ."
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"Here you are, kid. Drink your water."
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"No, thanks. I'm not very thirsty right now."
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"Well, come on. Water's good for you."
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"I'm not thirsty."
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"Drink it!"
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"No!"
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"A little w-it'll, it'll keep your sweat down."
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"I don't want-I'm not sweating. I'm not sweating."
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"Water is good for ya!"
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"Water I never touch the stuff."
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"I hear you got a lot of pluck."
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"I wanted to come over and wish you luck."
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"Gee, thanks, Champ."
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"I'm all perspired, through and through."
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"I think I need this a little more than you."
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"No, no! No, no!"
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"Oh, where in the world is Davy?"
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"He's not upstairs."
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"He must have split for the arena before we had a chance to catch him."
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"Oh, well, that's just fine."
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"Okay, well, we might as well go on down..."
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"Don't worry. Now, don't worry, man."
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"We'll be there in time to stop the fight."
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"I'd like to see anybody get in our way."
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"Hi, anybody. Heh heh."
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"Tonight's main event is for the featherweight championship of the world."
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"Introducing, in this corner, wearing white trunks,"
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"weighing in at one hundred and twenty pounds,"
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"the challenger from Manchester, England, Dynamite Davy Jones."
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"Davy."
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"And his opponent, in this corner, wearing red trunks,"
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"weighing in at one hundred and twenty-two pounds,"
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"the featherweight boxing champion of the world."
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"Hey, Vernon, would you, would you fix the fine-tuning, please, man?"
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"Fine-tuning, yeah."
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"Wait a minute. The contrast is bad."
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"Contrast is bad?"
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"Turn the knob. Down, yeah."
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"The horizontal hold, fix that."
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"That's that little knob down there. The horizontal hold."
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"The horizontal hold sounds alright to me."
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"They've entered the ring, they've shaken hands,"
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"and the fighters have now been told that in the event of a knockdown,"
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"each man must go to a neutral comer."
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"Man, I wish he'd go to the corner of Crescent Heights and Sunset."
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"He'd be safe."
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"Alright, Davy. This is the big one."
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"You go out there now and win!"
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"Hey, break, come on, ah. Break. Get in there."
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"Oh, what an exciting fight this is, fight fans."
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"There's a right to the head by the Champ."
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