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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees in the Ring (S01E01)

"You boys are all concerned with Davy's welfare, right"
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"- Right, yeah. - Right. Mm-hm."
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"Do you know the thing closest to my heart"
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"Your lungs."
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"Tell ya what I'm gonna do."
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"If Davy doesn't win his first three fights by knockout,"
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"you can have him back, okay?"
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"- Okay. - That's pretty fair. Okay."
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"Good. Vernon, the robe."
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"The robe."
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"Now, slip into this, Davy."
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"Is that for me Oh, that's lovely, thank you."
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"Look at that. From now on, you're gonna"
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"be known as Dynamite Davy Jones."
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"And you're my boy."
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"Oh no."
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"Now, come on, fellas, I'm just going on a simple boxing tour."
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"I'll be alright, Mike."
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"Okay. But listen, man."
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"You're gonna be going to a lot of strange cities,"
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"and there's always one hotel with a lot"
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"of gambling and drinking and a lot of fast women,"
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"a lot of loose talk. You know what to do when you get to town"
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"Find that hotel."
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"You'll do fine."
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"Now, listen, kid, it ain't gonna be easy."
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"You're gonna train and fight, and fight and train."
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"You're gonna be up early in the morning,"
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"do four miles of roadwork and then an hour on a light bag,"
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"and then an hour of calisthenics,"
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"and then an hour of shadowboxing, and then you-"
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"Breakfast?"
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"Breakfast. Ha ha ha ha."
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"- Let's get started. - Okay."
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"Right here. Hit low. Hit! Hit! Hit!"
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"Every face that I see is"
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"all wrapped up in frowns"
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"And unfortunately,"
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"it kind of gets me down"
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"Laugh 'Cause the music is funny"
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"Yeah, the bass sounds off-beat Ain't that neat?"
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"Laugh (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"When you lose all your money (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"Or you can't find your shoes (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"To cover your feet (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"It's not so hard to see"
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"exactly what I'm after"
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"Sometimes a tear should fall,"
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"but I require giggles and chuckles"
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"(Ho ho ho)"
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"Some (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"When you're keepin' a secret (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"And it seems to be known (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"By the rest of the world (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"Laugh (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"When you go to a party (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"And you can't tell the boys (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"From the girls (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"Every face that I see"
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"is all wrapped up in frowns"
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"And unfortunately,"
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"it kind of gets me down, yeah, yeah, yeah"
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"Laugh (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"At the things that are wrong (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"If you think it's this song (Yeah, ha-ha ha)"
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"Then laugh (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"Then laugh (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"Then laugh (Ho, ha-ha ha)"
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"Take it easy! You'll get your story as soon as Dynamite gets here."
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"Here he is! Baby, Davy! What could be"
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"the best possible news I could bring you?"
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"That he ran out of flashbulbs."
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"Well, I got you a fight with the Champ. These boys are from the papers."
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"Oh, really?"
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"He's all yours. Come on."
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"Davy, Davy! How does it feel to know you're gonna be fighting the Champ?"
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"Well, I was brought up in the slums."
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"I had to fight my way out of filth and poverty."
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"Davy, you were raised in a residential area."
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"I had to fight my way out of a residential area."
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"What fight was the most important to you?"
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"Uh, the revolutionary war."
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"That's when we gave you this little island."
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"No letters on that, please, thank you."
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"Davy, is it true you call your mother every time you win a fight?"
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"Yeah, that's right."
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"What do you do if the opponent wins?"
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"I call his mother."
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"What strategy are you gonna use against the Champ?"
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"I'm gonna do a lot of bobbing and weaving and,"
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"uh, lefts and the rights and, uh,"
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"I'm gonna carry thislead pipe with me."
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"How about that! Ha ha!"
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"Boy, he sure is big news, isn't he?"
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"- Shylock- - Sholto."
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"Sholto's office. Violence is our business."
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"Sholto, this is the Smasher."
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"Now when I took that dive to the Jones kid for five hundred dollars,"
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"I thought I was receiving top dollar."
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"Now I hear that Tiger Smedley got eight hundred for taking a dive."
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"How come he gets three hundred more than I do?"
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"Um, well, um, because he's a better fighter."
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"Oh, okay."
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"So that's what their game is."
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"- Hm? - Hm."
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"Wait a minute. We got a story to get here."
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"Listen, man. Those three fights, they were fixed."
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"It was a put-up job, the whole thing."
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"Fixed? Come on, you're putting me on."
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"You're talking to Dynamite Davy Jones, you know."
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"Davy-"
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"There's thunder in my left, and dynamite in my right."
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"No way Davy bought those stuff about those fights being fixed, man."
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"Yeah, well, that's okay, you know. There's more than one way to skin a champ."
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"Yep."
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"Okay, Champ, uh, that's, that's it, uh,"
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"for today, buddy. Here's a little towel over your shoulder."
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"We're the trainers the boxing commission sent."
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"You, you are the Champ, aren't ya?"
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"I work and train the whole day through, so buddy, I'm not number two."
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