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Clips from The Monkees - Monkees in the Ring (S01E01)

"Hey, hey, hey, Peter. Wait, wait, wait a minute."
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"Do you realize you're leaving a trail of bloody"
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"pistachio nuts all the way across the city."
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"You know, if you committed a crime, the police would find you in two minutes."
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"You're right. I'm sorry."
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"Why don't you watch what you're doing?"
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"Hey, I'm sorry, mister."
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"I didn't mean anything. I was just picking up-"
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"- Oh, a wise guy, huh? - No, I didn't-"
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"I'll teach you to wise guy with me."
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"Hey, wait a minute. He didn't mean any harm;"
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"he was just picking up the nuts."
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"- Oh, a good samaritan, huh? - No."
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"Well, see if you like this! Oh!"
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"Oh. I'm sorry."
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"What a punch. What a, what a."
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"Why don't you pick on someone your own size"
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"I didn't, I just, like that. Nothing."
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"You're a good boy, and I like a good boy."
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"Oh, thank you very much. Can I have a cookie?"
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"No, no. You don't understand."
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"Kiddo, you've got the greatest right hand I ever seen."
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"I'm gonna make you the next featherweight champion of the world."
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"Oh, that's nice. Yes."
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"Here we come Walkin' down the street"
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"We get the funniest looks from Ev'ry one we meet"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around"
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"But we're too busy singing To put anybody down"
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"We're just tryin' to be friendly Come and watch us sing and play"
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"We're the young generation And we've got something to say"
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"Hey, hey, we're the Monkees You never know where we'll be found"
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"So you better get ready,"
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"We may be comin' to your town"
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"? The Monkees brought to you by Kellogg's ?"
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"? K-E double L, O double good, ?"
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"? Kellogg's best to you ?"
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"Now, come on, you guys. I just made a date to see Mr. Shiloh."
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"- Sholto. - Sholto."
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"It doesn't mean I'm gonna become a boxer."
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"Well, what do you wanna go down there for,"
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"man Just to see him is ridiculous."
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"Hey, man, you know, boxing is really bad for maraca players."
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"You've gotta admit, we need the money."
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"Things have been a little tight lately, you know."
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"Tight? What tight, man Look at this place."
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"It's, it's beautiful. How elegantly furnished it is."
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"Look at this beautiful lamp, man,"
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"and a beautiful chair, and look at this table."
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"A heh heh. Don't look at the table."
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"Don't you want me to be rich and famous?"
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"We'd rather have you alive and well."
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"Yeah, besides, you don't know anything about boxing."
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"Yeah."
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"That's not so. I used to be quite a scrapper at school, you know."
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"There was this one big bully, always used to be picking on me."
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"So one day, I went whammo with the right and whammo with the left."
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"And what it, what happened"
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"She never bothered me again."
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"Now I have to go and hear what Mr. Sholto has to say."
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"Please, my boy, listen to your papa."
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"Don't-a go in the ring. Don't-a be a fighter."
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"Think of your hands, your beautiful hands."
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"You never play the violin again."
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"But I don't play the violin."
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"You could learn."
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"He could learn. Ha ha."
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"Come on, Micky, get out, man."
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"He don't a-listen to his papa no more."
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"Vernon. Vernon! Vernon!"
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"Oh! Hi, boss."
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"Hi. Look, Vernon. We gotta build up a big reputation for Davy Jones."
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"Build up the odds. Then we match him with the champion,"
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"and we make a killing when he loses."
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"A killing when he loses. Ha."
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"Now, what about Tiger Smedley Will he take a dive in the third round"
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"If the money's right, the Tiger'll take a dive at the weigh-in. Ha ha ha ha."
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"Well, open the door, Vernon. Let in our golden goose."
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"Golden goose."
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"Davy Jones. How's my boy today?"
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"Well, you know, I-"
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"Hi!"
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"Who're they?"
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"Uh, well, they're my friends,"
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"and they don't really think I should go into the fight business."
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"Well, let's get rid of them and then we can talk. Get Rocco."
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"Get Rocco!"
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"Get Rocco."
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"Get Rocco."
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"Hey, just a minute. If they go, I go."
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"Don't get Rocco."
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"Don't get Rocco!"
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"Don't get Rocco."
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"Don't get Rocco."
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"Hey, what do you get out of this, Shylock"
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"- Sholto. - Sholto."
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"Just a small piece of Davy's purse."
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"He doesn't carry a purse; he carries a wallet."
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"Well, listen, gentlemen."
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"We don't even know if Davy's got the makings of a champion."
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"Why don't we see what you can do in the gym Right, Vernon?"
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"See what he can do in the gym. Right, boss."
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"Davy."
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"The gym."
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"Ohh!"
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"Hey, look at these guys! Ha ha ha ha!"
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"Let's see you try out on a light bag, kid."
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"Boy, that's quite a right you got."
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"Now let's see how you are against a good boy."
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"Hey, Smasher. Come here a minute."
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"How would you like to go a round with the Smasher"
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"No, thanks; I'm already going steady."
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"Go ahead. Take a poke at the Smasher. Use your left."
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"Ahh!"
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"Wow! What a left hook!"
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"Hey, that's not so hard. Anybody can do that, man."
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"You just kinda dance around a little bit,"
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"and you give him a right to the-ah. Uh. Uh."
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"You weave a little bit, you know, and left into the stomach, wack!"
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"Oh. If that doesn't work, you use your head. Uh."
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"Got a good left, Davy. A heh. A heh."
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