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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Never Try to Outsmart a Jeannie (S01E01)

"What are you doing with this mummy case, master?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"And where is the mummy?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"This is a steamer trunk, Jeannie."
I Dream of Jeannie
"lt's used for travelling."
I Dream of Jeannie
"We are going on a journey!"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Oh, master, what a wonderful surprise!"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Oh, good, good."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l've got a bigger surprise for you. You're not going."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-You're taking a journey without me? -Yeah, that's right, Jeannie."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l'm sorry. This is official business, and--"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, the government's sending me to the lnternational Air Show in Rome."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Rome? -Yeah."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You probably knew it as ''Gaul.''"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Oh, it was divided into three parts."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Yeah, that's the place."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l want to go see the chariot races."
I Dream of Jeannie
"There's a new young driver they speak very highly of."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Ben Hur?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"l keep forgetting. You're not a kid."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-l may go? -No, l'm afraid not."
I Dream of Jeannie
"lt's gonna be three weeks, what with the boat trip and all."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You're crossing the ocean by ship?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Yeah, l wanted to fly, but Dr. Bellows..."
I Dream of Jeannie
"...thought the ocean voyage would do me good."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Jeannie, what do you think you're doing?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Get this thing off of me."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Come on."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Master, you must not go. Ships are not safe."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l was shipwrecked for 2000 years before you found me on that island..."
I Dream of Jeannie
"...and rescued me from my bottle."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Jeannie, you were travelling in little wooden boats."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l'm gonna be on a great big steel-hulled ship."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Must weigh 30,000 tons."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Thirty thou--?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Oh, that will go down even faster!"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Oh, master, if you insist on risking your life this way..."
I Dream of Jeannie
"...l must go to protect you."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Jeannie, l don't need any protection."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l'm gonna be as safe as...."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, l'll be as safe as that ship in that bottle."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Dr. Bellows, morning. -Good morning, Captain Nelson."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-You'll soon be off, won't you? -l'm looking forward to my trip, sir."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Not as much as l am, captain. Not as much as l am."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Yeah."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Hi, Roge. -Tony, Tony."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Where is she? -Where's who?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Where's who?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Where's who? -You know who. Jeannie."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, Roger, l don't carry her around in my pocket."
I Dream of Jeannie
"She's at home in her bottle."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Gee, that's wonderful."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Certainly glad you found her instead of me."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You really are?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"l mean, a lot of guys would envy you, but not me."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You really know how to handle a situation like this."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Thanks, Roge."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l've got everything in life l need."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, l'm very glad to hear that."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l have a staff meeting. l'll see you at lunch, huh?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Yeah. Lunch."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Now, where was l in my little list?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Let's see, l had the new sofa, end table, lamps, colour TV."
I Dream of Jeannie
"How about a coloured TV for the bedroom?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Why not?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Colour TV for bedroom."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Gee, l...."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l wonder how she does that, anyway? lt's just amazing. lt's...."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Captain Healey?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"lt worked!"
I Dream of Jeannie
"lt worked!"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Thanks. Now, blink--"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Blink my heart out of my mouth."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Did l just bring you here? -No."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l came because l'm worried about my master..."
I Dream of Jeannie
"...and l need your help."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You need my help? That's a switch."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You are my master's best friend."
I Dream of Jeannie
"You might say that. We're buddies."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Then you must try to convince him that he must take me with him to Rome."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Take you to Rome?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"-l'm sorry, Jeannie, l can't do that. -But why not?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"For two reasons: selfishness and greed."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l was hoping he'd lend you to me while he was away."
I Dream of Jeannie
"My master lend me to you?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, l lend him my golf clubs. lt's only for a couple of weeks."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l thought we'd pick up a few knickknacks--"
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Golf clubs? -Rolls-Royce--"
I Dream of Jeannie
"And you believed he would do this?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"That he would pass my bottle from hand to hand..."
I Dream of Jeannie
"...as if it were a bottle?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Well, it's only for a couple of-- -l mean, does he care so little for me?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Back home we have an old saying."
I Dream of Jeannie
"With someone like you for a friend, Captain Healey..."
I Dream of Jeannie
"...who needs an enemy?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"lmagine that."
I Dream of Jeannie
"They had a Captain Healey back in those days."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l better make a note of that."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Keep bottle corked whenever possible."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Yeah? Yes, Captain Nelson here."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Captain, this is Dr. Bellows."
I Dream of Jeannie
"A problem has arisen about your trip."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-About my trip, sir? -Yes."
I Dream of Jeannie
"There's been a slight change in plans, captain."
I Dream of Jeannie
"What kind of change, sir?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"You will be travelling by plane instead of by ship."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, just a minute ago you told me--"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Never mind what I said a few minutes ago, captain."
I Dream of Jeannie
"I don't want you to go by boat."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Understand? -Yes, yes."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l understand, Dr. Bellows. You don't want me to go by boat."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Who says l don't?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, you do, sir, or else l'd still be going."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Captain, to whom are you talking?"
I Dream of Jeannie
"l'm talking to Dr. Bellows, Dr. Bellows."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-You're talking to me? -Yes."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Well, it sounds like you. Must be the wrong number."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l'm sorry. You have the wrong number."
I Dream of Jeannie
"Yes."
I Dream of Jeannie
"l just came in to give you your ticket."
I Dream of Jeannie
"-Well, thank you, sir. -Not at all, captain."
I Dream of Jeannie
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