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Clips from Master of None - Ladies and Gentlemen (S01E01)

"You didn't notice that?"
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"That guy only introduced himself to the men at the table."
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"He went right past us, like Denise and I were invisible."
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"Yeah, he totally snubbed us."
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"I don't know, I don't think that was intentional."
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"You guys were sitting in the corner."
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"He was probably just in a rush."
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"Yeah, well, in his rush, he managed to shake hands"
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"with two random dudes and Arnold."
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"He didn't think we were important enough."
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"I don't know."
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"Seems like you might be reading a bit much into it."
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"We're telling you that this is something"
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"that definitely happens to women all the time."
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"But fine, deny our perception of the world."
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"Here's my issue."
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"He just went to the bathroom, washed his hands, they're still wet."
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"I don't want to shake no wet hands."
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"Now I got to wash my hands. BRB."
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"Man, I hate this shit."
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"I'm gonna get a shot of Sprite."
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"[sighs]"
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"Are you really mad at me right now?"
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"Kind of."
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"Not that mad, though, right?"
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"Hey!"
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"What? Why are you mad at me?"
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"Your beef's with Brad Honeycutt."
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"Do you really think that guy has something against women"
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"'cause he didn't shake you and Denise's hands?"
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"You're not listening to what I'm trying to say at all."
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"All right, whatever."
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"I'm sorry you missed out on the life-changing experience"
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"of shaking hands with Brad Honeycutt."
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"What a tragedy."
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"I'm gonna go get a drink."
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"Rachel!"
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"So I was thinking about the whole"
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"Brad Honeycutt situation."
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"And, um, there's a chance that what he did"
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"may have been a little sexist."
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"Great, cool apology."
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"Look, I'm just saying I'm sorry"
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"I defended Brad Honeycutt."
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"Can you at least give me that I'm not some"
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"sort of sexist monster for thinking that"
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"maybe he wasn't motivated by a crazy sexist agenda"
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"when he didn't introduce himself to you guys?"
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"I'm not saying that you're a sexist monster."
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"I just think it's weird that your first instinct"
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"is to act like I'm crazy and defend Brad Honeycutt"
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"instead of just believing me."
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"Well, I guess, in my head, I'd like to think"
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"someone isn't so awful that they wouldn't"
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"introduce themselves to someone just 'cause they're a woman."
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"And what I'm saying is that there are a lot"
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"of subtle little things that happen to me"
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"and all women, even in our little progressive world."
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"And when somebody, especially my boyfriend,"
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"tells me I'm wrong without having any way of knowing"
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"my personal experience, it's insulting."
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"Okay. I get that."
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"Well, I mean, I guess there's no way"
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"I'll ever really know what it's like"
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"to be in your shoes, so..."
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"I'll try to do a better job of listening, all right?"
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"So can we call it a draw?"
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"Nope. I won."
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"- Hey! - I won!"
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"Hello, everybody, I won!"
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"I had a fight with my boyfriend, and I just won that fight!"
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"[Dev] No, we came to an understanding"
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"after a thoughtful discussion."
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"[Rachel] I won!"
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"[jazzy punk rock music]"
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