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Clips from Master of None - Ladies and Gentlemen (S01E01)

"Let's all do shots."
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"Yeah!"
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"[upbeat rock music]"
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"[all cheering]"
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"♪ ♪"
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"It's all around us, man."
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"I mean, look at this Garden Depot spot."
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"When they hire the background actresses,"
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"they got to get the hottest women ever."
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"They don't have to do that with the guys."
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"It's never like, "Oh, are these men handsome enough?"
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"Uh, do they all have six-packs?""
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"Never."
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"They're, like, all frumpy bags of pudding."
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"No offense."
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"Yeah."
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"The whole spot, you know, it's these three guys"
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"are having a barbecue, and one of their wives"
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"comes up with lemonade."
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"Isn't that whole thing just antiquated?"
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"Yeah. All right."
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"I got to hit the hay, brother."
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"It's great chatting with you. All right."
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"See you, Brad!"
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"Uh, hey, man."
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"What's going on? Is my trailer moving?"
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"I'm playing Ted."
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"Oh, man, I got some bad news."
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"They did a big rewrite this morning."
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"Your part got nixed."
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"Now it's three ladies having a barbecue."
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"What?"
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"Hey, man, you changed the whole spot?"
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"Oh, yeah."
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"I'm so sorry, man."
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"I thought about what you were saying last night,"
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"I talked about it with the ad agency."
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"And... we just decided to go in this new direction."
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"Well, is there another direction"
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"where I don't get fired and lose a bunch of money?"
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"Oh, man, I wish I didn't have to let you go, brother."
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"I did get you this vintage sheriff's badge"
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"as a sort of thank-you/I'm sorry gift."
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"You'll always be the sheriff on my set."
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"Well, I appreciate the sheriff's badge,"
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"but is there anything I can do in the commercial still?"
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"I think I have an idea."
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"Oh, man, the sun is out, and that means barbecues."
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"At Garden Depot, they have the best deals"
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"on the biggest grills."
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"It's summertime! Let's get cooking."
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"Save up to 40% on our top grill brands"
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"all summer long."
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"Get them while they're hot."
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"And rakes too!"
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"Oh, God, do we have smaller rakes?"
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"Because it looks like we're selling giant rakes."
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"Let... Let's do another take, Dev."
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"Sure."
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"And action!"
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"And rakes too."
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"Okay, I think we got it."
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"Good job, man."
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"Thanks."
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"Anush?"
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"Hey, man, how's it going?"
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"Good, what're you doing here?"
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"I just booked a part in this commercial."
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"I'm the rake guy!"
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"[sighs]"
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"What? What's wrong?"
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"Hey, where you going?"
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"Hey, are you in this commercial too?"
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"And rakes too."
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"[sighs] Goddamn, he's good."
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"I know, right?"
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"Hey, Dev."
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"Hey, what's up, Diana?"
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"Um, we just all felt really bad"
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"about what happened to you."
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"I mean, we loved having more to do in the commercial,"
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"but it sucks that you couldn't be in it at all."
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"[Marie] So we got you this."
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"[Dev] Whoa."
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"A guy jerking off on the subway, on a cake."
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"Shout-out to the pastry team at the grocery store"
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"for doing that design for you."
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"Yeah, it was definitely uncomfortable."
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"I'm not really sure what they think this cake is for."
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"But anyway, thanks for saying what you said to Brad"
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"about the commercial."
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"It's just really nice that you tried to see it"
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"from our perspective."
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"Also, the cake is 100% gluten-free."
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"Do you know what gluten does to you?"
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"Lupus. Gluten gives you lupus."
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"Okay, Marie."
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"So you got fired."
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"At least you still got to attend the wrap party."
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"Yes, great consolation."
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"Cash bar and bad nachos."
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"I'm never buying one of those grills."
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"Actually, I'm gonna buy a bunch of those grills,"
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"deplete their stock,"
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"then return them at the end of the summer."
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"Boom!"
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"Thanks, buddy."
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"Might be a little unnecessary, though."
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"To me not getting fired at my next gig!"
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"[glasses clink]"
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"Hey, man, I'm so sorry that things didn't work out,"
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"but your idea came out really great."
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"Aw, thanks, man."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, hey."
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"Brad Honeycutt, Brad Honeycutt, okay."
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"Yeah. I'm really sorry again."
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"Hey, Brad Honeycutt, okay."
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"So there's a thing."
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"What?"
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