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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Clean Out Your Junk Drawer (S07E07)

"Do I remove you from my calling circle?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I think that's between you and your wireless carrier."
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"I guess that's that."
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"It's not like it's good-bye forever."
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"It's just--"
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"When we run into each other from now on, we keep our clothes on."
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"Yes."
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"Totally. Mmm."
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"You know, if things were different--"
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"I know."
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"Bye, Haley."
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"(door closes) Bye."
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"So that's it? It's over? I can't believe she just left like that."
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"Great. Now what?"
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"I know what you're all thinking, and, yes, I will take over as group leader."
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"- No one's thinking that. - I'm the only one with improv experience, so--"
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"Oh, really? Or was I the only white member of Ha Ha Black Sheep?"
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"I seem to remember bringing down the hizzouse with such classic characters"
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"as Scared Tourist, Quarterback and Bryant Gumbel."
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"I'll tag you in if I need you. All right, everyone."
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"Let me go first. I'm leaving to watch the football game."
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"-¡No, señor! - Jay, no. -Oh, dear God!"
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"The only reason we stirred all this up is 'cause Mrs. Magoo here"
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"thought she was bidding on a home organizer."
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"I knew exactly what I was doing!"
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"I have tried everything."
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"I just needed a new way to get you to express your feelings"
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"and to allow other people to express theirs."
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"I need you to be fine with Manny dancing around the living room when he's happy"
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"and Joe crying when he's sad."
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"You don't see the downside to all this? No."
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"- Mitchell, you want to weigh in here? -(groans)"
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"We're all reliving it. How about you two?"
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"You feel good about getting all this stuff out in the open?"
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"Let me just make one thing perfectly clear. There were two tents."
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"T-E-N-T-S and T-E--"
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"You're right. It's a horrible joke."
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"- And it's all your fault. - I told you!"
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"For the record, we are just as grossed out at the thought of you all having sex--"
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"That's it! I'm out!"
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"What the hell are we doing?"
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"Dancing around, telling secrets like girls at a slumber party."
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"I can just imagine my old man with his buddies sitting at their lawn chairs,"
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"laughing their asses off that I missed a whole day of football"
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"'cause I'm trying to get in touch with my emotions."
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"These guys didn't do that crap."
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"These were men!"
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"His best friend, Tommy Ryan, lost half a finger in a sheet metal press."
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"Waited until his shift ended to go to the hospital."
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"I broke my collar bone in a football game."
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"There was Dad up in the stands"
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"giving me the old "Be tough.""
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"So I played two more downs before I passed out."
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"My date, Maryjo Klumsky, left the senior dance with another guy."
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"Broke my heart."
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"2:00 AM at the kitchen table, my old man's telling me,"
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""Eat the sandwich and forget about her.""
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"Feelings!"
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"(chuckles)"
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"I didn't even cry at his funeral. You believe that?"
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"The guy was my whole world."
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"Not a tear."
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"Everybody looking at me like-- like I didn't love him."
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"But he knew."
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"(voice breaking) He had to know, right?"
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"Of course he did. (cries)"
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"Son of a bitch, that felt good getting that out."
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"Wow. I know."
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"They just won therapy."
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"Hey, it's me. I broke up with Reuben."
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"I knew he'd be crushed, so I did it quickly,"
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"like ripping off one of his Incredible Hulk Band-Aids."
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"How about you? Did you do it?"
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"Yep. I sure did."
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"JAY: Why do we choose partners so different from ourselves?"
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"It's not fate or chance or clichés like,"
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""The heart wants what the heart wants.""
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"We choose our partners because they represent the unfinished business from our childhood."
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"Phil? Phil."
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"And we choose them because they manifest the qualities we wish we had."
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"(sighs) I'm afraid I'm not fun enough for you."
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"What? Yeah."
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"My sayings aren't cute, my jokes aren't funny,"
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"and you're gonna get sick of me once the kids leave and you realize how truly crazy I am."
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"Really? Mm-hmm."
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"Honey--"
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"I already know how crazy you are."
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""In doing so, in choosing a challenging partner and working to give them what they need,"
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"we chart a course for our own growth.""
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"Go to sleep, Jay-Jay."
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"I'm telling you, the woman is a genius."
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"I didn't feel like going to my grandpa's house that Sunday,"
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"so I pretended to have a cold."
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"Wouldn't you know it, a few days later--"
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"Oh, no. Yep."
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"I got the cold."
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"and rode straight to my grandpa's."
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"I climbed in his lap, and I hugged him so hard."
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"We even shared an ice cream cone."
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"It's a memory I'll always cherish,"
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"'cause in a crazy coincidence, he caught a cold too and was dead within a week."
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"(crying)"
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"Captioned by Captions, Inc."
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"My dad and sister are here. Let's keep a low profile, light and surfacy."
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"in a constructive and non-threatening manner."
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"- Excuse me? - I would've paid more, but nobody else was bidding."
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"This first exercise is called Entrances and Exits."
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"This one didn't have her glasses at the high school auction."
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"we could've bid on at that auction instead of this nonsense."
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"Because that kind of language is counterproductive."
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"We do that all the time. Very constructively communicated."
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"Would one of my couples like to help me demonstrate for the group?"
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"Now that we're learning to communicate constructively,"
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"- Really? - The drawers are open. Dig in."
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"and I've asked you so many times that when you ignore me,"
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"it feels a little passive-aggressive."
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"And when you nag me constantly,"
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"I thought it was karma, so I hopped on my bike"
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