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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Clean Out Your Junk Drawer (S07E07)

"but... I'll just go hang around the playground till his kickball practice is over."
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"(text tone) I'm glad we talked."
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"Me too."
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"This is how we're gonna stay on track for the rest of our lives--"
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"by always being there for each other."
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"He plays kickball?"
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"Equipment manager."
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"let's put those new skills to use. Thank you."
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"I want everyone to write down everything about your partner that drives you crazy."
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"Sounds a little marriage-endy, doesn't it?"
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"Yeah, I mean, it does, but not for us."
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"Maybe-- Oh, huh, interesting."
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"-(scoffs) - Phil, there's nothing that bugs you about Claire?"
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"- Nope. - Not even "me likey"?"
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"What's he talking about? No idea."
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"- He says you say it a lot, and it drives him crazy. - Phil?"
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"Okay, uh, Claire. Yeah."
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"I love you. I know."
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"But when you use that expression,"
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"it makes me feel, um, icky."
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"But, I mean, I've hardly ever even used the expression--"
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""Me likey sushi. Me likey Game of Thrones. Me likey Chardonnay.""
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"It does hit my ear wrong. But you know what? Forget it. I'm sorry."
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"I got nothing to complain about. Me lucky. Mmm."
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"Phil, never apologize for your feelings."
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"I thought we're not supposed to say "never.""
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"Good catch, Jay. Thank you."
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"As the kids say, it's going to get real up in here,"
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"but trust me, after that, once I've guided you through the extremely specific steps"
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"in deciding what goes back in the drawer and what gets thrown out,"
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"you will be the best version of yourselves."
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"It always works. Don't say "always.""
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"Thank you. Let's get writing. (clapping)"
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"(cell phone buzzing) Nothing is off-limits."
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"These are your private thoughts, and you are entitled to them."
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"Excuse me."
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"- You think I'm too loud? - (together) Shh!"
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"How am I loud? Well, you take in too much air,"
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"and you expel that air with large and sudden bursts."
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"That's how. So you're saying that I am full of hot air?"
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"No, I'm saying just the opposite."
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"None of the air stays in you. Mmm."
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"The lights again. Now you've written it down?"
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"I'm trying to stick to the small stuff."
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"Oh, well, congratulations. You nailed it, because that's real small."
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"It-- Okay. It bothers me, all right?"
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"I-I've asked you very nicely to turn off the lights."
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"Constantly. It's like we're Londoners hiding from war planes."
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"Why did you write "tepee joke"?"
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"Debra said these are my private thoughts."
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"I love that joke. I tell it all the time. It's funny. (inhales) To you."
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"Okay. Listen up, guys."
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"This guy walks into his shrink's office and he says, "Doc, what's wrong with me?"
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"I'm a tepee. I'm a wigwam.""
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"(chuckling) And the doc says,"
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""That's your problem. You're two tents.""
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"Do you get it? Two tents."
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"(Claire laughs) That's bad, Claire. That's really bad."
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"You made her like that."
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"If you let her feel things, maybe she'll know what is funny."
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"Don't care what you people think. Me likey."
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"Mm. What is wrong with "me likey"?"
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"Claire, I love you. Yes."
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"Oh, then stop saying it! It just seems a little childish."
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"Really? 'Cause you're the one who can't stop playing with his pogo stick."
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"You know what? Maybe you'd be happier if you played with my pogo stick once in a while."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"What's sad is they're actually talking about a pogo stick."
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"What's sad is you love electricity more than me."
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"It's like we have a deranged second-grader bouncing around the neighborhood."
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"- When did you get so old? - Oh!"
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"- I mean, I love you! - Oh!"
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"Cam, it's been a pet peeve of mine since I was a kid,"
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"it feels, mmm, like I'm talking to my mother."
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"When I have to nag, it makes me feel like I am your mother,"
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"which could be why it's been a month since we played with each other's pogo sticks."
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"(all react)"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- How do you think we feel, Mitchell? - MITCHELL (shouting): Oh!"
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"Miss, this is not going the way it should be."
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"Why don't you tell us how to fix this?"
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"I'm so sorry. I have to go."
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"No, no, no! (others exclaiming)"
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"You have to help us put this back together!"
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"- It's a family emergency. - Trust me, it cannot be as bad as this one."
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"(wailing) I'm sorry. I'm sorry!"
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"I have to go pick up my son because my idiot ex-husband"
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"loaned his car to his latest Tinder whore."
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"We paid good money for this. No, it was only $84."
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"(voice breaking) That's great."
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"You know what? I deserve it."
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"This is what you get for dumbing down 30 years of research"
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"for a trite analogy of a junk drawer."
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"Just because my editor told me it would get me on The Ellen Show."
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"- You were on Ellen? - Oh, yeah, yeah."
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"I danced my way into America's heart,"
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"and that's why I'm stuck here on a Sunday afternoon for 80 bucks."
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"Wait. You can't leave now. (door closes)"
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"All our junk is out!"
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"(Mitchell wails)"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"That's a cool shirt. You look nice."
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"I have to cut you off right there. The shirt stays on."
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"- I have to hang up on this booty call. - Wait, what?"
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"You and me, this-- This has to stop."
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"I'm so racked with guilt."
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"I keep giving money to different charities."
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"I even funded a Zach Braff movie on Kickstarter."
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"Andy, slow down."
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"No, you're not gonna talk me into it."
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"I'm even wearing embarrassing underwear just in case."
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"Oh, God, you're making this so much easier."
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"Look, I texted you to say the same thing."
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"- You did? - Yeah."
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"I'm trying to be a better person."
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"Ironically, you're one of the reasons why,"
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"but a better person does not hook up with an engaged person."
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"So what now?"
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"I don't know."
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"We're still gonna see each other. You work for, like, half my family. (chuckles)"
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