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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Clean Out Your Junk Drawer (S07E07)

"Welcome, everyone. I'm Dr. Debra Radcliffe."
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"Today I'm going to help you clean out your junk drawer."
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"Of course, I'm talking about an emotional junk drawer"
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"where we store all the pain, fear, anger that shapes us."
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"Who would like to share why they're here?"
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"Thought she was bidding on a home organizer."
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"And what a lucky mistake. In Colombia, we never get to do things like this."
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"The only time that I ever went to a seminar"
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"was "How to Escape the Trunk of a Car When Your Hands Are Tied Behind Your Back.""
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"All right, everybody. On your feet."
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"Okay. Oh, I didn't--"
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"I sort of thought this was a "sit here and listen" kind of a thing."
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"Or as I call it, marriage. Where's my husbands at?"
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"It's good to laugh at what makes us most uncomfortable."
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"But the next three hours will require active participation."
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"- Let's clear a little space for ourselves. - Okay."
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"You said this was a 45-minute talk. So? I was wrong."
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"Is there a place you'd rather be than connecting with your family?"
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"You're really asking this question on football Sunday?"
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"All these men here gave up their football today."
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"Thank you, Mitchell, for your sacrifice."
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"You know, I'm missing a farmer's market to be here, so--"
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"Yeah, I just made it gayer."
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"It's perfectly normal"
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"to resist opening your emotional junk drawer."
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"- Mmm. - I address that in chapter one, "Hey, Get a Handle on It.""
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"Why don't we start with a fun activity to loosen everyone up?"
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"I don't care how loose we get, I'm not spilling my guts"
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"to some table lamp pretending it's my mother."
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"And I won't ask you to, Jay."
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"That kind of silliness"
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"gives therapy a bad name."
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"We are going to play a game"
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"called Tiger, Rock Star, Bunny."
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"I got this. Uh, marry the tiger, kill the bunny--"
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"That's not my game."
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"When I call out "Tiger,""
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"you will-- (growls) become a ferocious tiger."
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"And when I call out "Rock Star," you will be--"
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"(British accent) a major rocker."
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"(normal voice) And when I call out "Bunny," you will be--"
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"Halfway home. Good-bye."
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"Oh, yeah, go ahead, but don't forget that we don't have a prenup."
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"Okay, let's get started. Tiger!"
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"- (meows) - (Gloria snorts)"
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"Feel ridiculous. I might need booze for this."
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"Oh, me likey that idea. We are not cut out for this."
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"You can't compare yourself to me. I was in Cats. (snarls)"
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"No one's comparing themselves to you, Cam."
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"- Rock star. - (imitating electric guitar)"
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"Looking good, Phil. I won an air guitar contest in high school."
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"Bet that got you a lot of air girlfriends."
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"Come on, Jay. Loosen up. It's fun."
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"(Phil imitates guitar)"
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"- Oh, what the hell is that, Dad? - I'm playing an accordion."
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"Supposed to be a rock star. You should do a guitar or something."
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"I only know how to play the accordion."
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"Pick on Mitchell. He's playing a flute."
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"At least I hope he is."
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"So, why did they need you out of the house?"
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"They said it was some sort of therapy."
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"But part of me thinks it's an intervention for Mom. So, how's school?"
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"Well, in my Newtonian mechanics class,"
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"we're learning how to calculate the velocity"
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"of free falling objects in a--"
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"School's hard."
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"So, anyways, um--"
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"I sort of did something, and I need your advice,"
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"but I don't want a lot of judgment and criticism."
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"And you came to me? Yeah."
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"You've always had a strong sense of what's right and wrong."
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"You always know-- I have a high school boy toy."
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"What? Who?"
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"It's Luke's dorky friend Reuben. Ugh."
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"I feel so ashamed. Oh, my God. You should be."
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"Isn't he, like, eight? No, he's 16 and 3/4,"
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"and he has to shave almost every two weeks."
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"How did this happen? You go to Caltech."
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"You're surrounded by age-appropriate dorks."
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"I know, but I was home"
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"and still feeling sad about Sanjay breaking up with me."
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"And it's overwhelming here."
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"There are so many brilliant people."
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"And... Reuben idolizes me. I guess I just kind of needed that."
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"So I let him kiss me and... a little bit of this."
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"I'm so weak. I can't imagine anything worse."
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"I hooked up with Andy. What?"
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"Mm-hmm. Engaged Andy?"
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"I know. We were alone at this house that Dad had set up to be sexy--"
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"Dad made it sexy for you?"
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"No, no, for the buyer."
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"But Andy and I were alone, a-and suddenly... bam."
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""Bam"? Mm-hmm."
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""Bam" as in sex,"
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"or "bam" as in what Reuben shouted when he unhooked my bra?"
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"(high-pitched) Let's just leave it at "bam.""
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"Look at us."
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"I don't even know what to feel right now."
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"Shame, guilt, fear."
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"These are just some of the things we shoved"
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"in the back of our junk drawers when we were young."
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"This exercise comes from chapter three,"
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""Scary Dreams, Expired Creams.""
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"Oh, I have both of those."
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"This may seem unconventional, but it helps access painful memories--"
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"This is nice. No, it's not. It's weird."
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"You're so tense today, my little baby."
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"What are you worried about?"
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"Us looking like idiots."
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"What? We're superstars here."
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"Married the longest, three happy children,"
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"one with a bright future."
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"(chuckles) You're right."
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"We're gonna win this thing. It's not a competition."
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"Exactly. We have this in the bag."
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