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Clips from Summer Heights High - Episode #1.3 (S01E01)

"Alright, we'll try it out. Switch me on."
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"This is new. Rodney's rigged it up for me."
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"Boys, stop playing with balls near the windows, please."
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"You know you can't do that."
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"Thank you. I'm up here. It's me."
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"I'm in my... what I call my search phase at the moment,"
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"where I, um... this is where I come up with my ideas for my musicals."
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"I seek inspiration, I look around, take things in."
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"About four years ago, I did a show called 'Downloadin,"
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"which was a musical about a computer that falls in love with its owner."
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"And I came up with that idea simply from sitting at home"
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"in front of my computer and thinking,"
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"Oh, imagine if that computer fell in love with me."
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"Absolutely brilliant. My wife's favourite show."
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"Switch me on."
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"Madeleine, don't walk past rubbish, please. Pick it up."
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"Yes. In the bin. And you can lose 40 house points for that."
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"Alright, switch me off."
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"I pride myself on being able to come up with songs in a... in a flash."
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"I usually... I say to people, Give me a word and I'll give you a song."
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"And I come up with something, um..."
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"Yeah, actually, give me a word and I'll come up with something."
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"See what we get. Playground."
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"# Playground play"
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"# Come and play in the playground"
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"# Playground. #"
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"Give me a... give me some..."
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"I'll do a rhyming one this time. Give me, like, a sentence."
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"Watching a DVD at your house."
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"OK, here we go. Actually, put me on."
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"# Rodney's coming over to watch a DVD"
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"# Who's cooking dinner?"
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"# Not me. #"
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"And that's how it usually is when you come over, isn't it?"
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"I never cook. Ooh, switch me off. Please."
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"Piss off, Year 7 s."
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"If you are in Year 7, you should not be here. Piss off."
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"Yeah, tomorrow we've got junior school dance."
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"It's, like, this gay-ass, you know,"
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"bloody barn dance shit."
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"Barn dancing. Polka and shit."
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"You learn to polka and shit. Polka and shit."
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"All the shit that you learn at school."
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"They do free dance at the end... And we were the best."
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"...where they play music and you can do whatever style dancing you want."
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"Yeah, free dance."
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"And we hit the floor and started breaking."
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"We should do that. We should do that this year, boys."
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"Piss off, Year 7 s! Not even Islander Year 7 s can be here!"
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"Fuck off!"
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"Keiran thinks he's the best fucking breaker in the whole school."
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"But he can't breakdance for shit."
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"He doesn't even know basic moves, he just makes shit up."
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"He's a little homo who thinks he can break, but he can't."
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"Go, Keiran."
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"My name's Keiran"
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"and I started at Summer Heights at the beginning of this term."
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"I've been breakdancing for about four years now"
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"and I reckon I'm pretty good at it."
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"And I like showing off and entertaining people."
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"I got into State champs too, last year."
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"Won for my age level."
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"Oh, yeah, the junior school dance should be good."
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"If I get to break, it will be good."
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"Do it in front of crowds."
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"I got big crowds at the State champs."
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"It just made me perform better."
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"That would be the worst. 'Cause then it's, like..."
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"What would you choose?"
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"Giant tits or..."
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"... or fat with no tits?"
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"Look, I think I'd say giant tits because..."
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"Giant tits, yeah. What am I thinking?"
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"Would you ever go out with a fat guy?"
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"Yeah. No way!"
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"No offence, but I seriously hate all fat people."
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"Would you ever go out with public school?"
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"Public school for sure. Yeah, the same."
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"'Cause they are actually hot."
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"I think, like, the fact that they're hot"
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"kind of cancels out the fact that they're public."
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"Like, I think the biggest thing also is, like, age difference."
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"Yeah. Like, how much older they are."
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"How random. Hey, when I was in Year 10, I went out with a Year 11 guy."
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"Are you serious? I know. Yeah."
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"It was full-on. Everyone at school was freaking out."
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"When Holly was in Year 9... Can I tell?"
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"Yeah. Tell us!"
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"When she was in Year 9, she was going out with this guy,"
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"like, three years older than her."
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"Her brother's friend. Oh, my God."
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"I was mature for my age."
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"There's... where I live, there's this, like, 1 st-year uni student"
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"who went out with a Year 6 girl."
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"Oh, my God! No, that is disgusting."
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"No, I'm only joking. I'm only joking."
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"I was just seeing if you believe me."
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"Guys, this might sound really random,"
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"but I think some of the Year 7 s are hot at this school."
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"Oh, my God, they're, like, 12 years old, Ja'mie."
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"Have a look at them, seriously! They have small..."
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"Like, you can tell they're gonna be hot when they get older."
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"Yeah, like Josh's brother. Josh's brother's hot as."
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"What about the little guy with the, um... he's got, like,"
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"the shaggy mullet and he wears the wristbands?"
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"Oh, that's Sebastian Perrone. Sebastian Perrone!"
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"He is hot. I'm in love with Sebastian."
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"Yeah, he's kinda cute. He's cute."
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"I saw him on my first day here. He's cute."
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"And the Year 7 s totally flirt with me. Have you noticed?"
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"They're always like, Oh, Ja'mie."
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"Like, you know they've got those really high voices?"
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"You 're, like, their hero, of course. They would idolise you."
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"I know, they're totally into me. Yeah."
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"They're hot. Like, seriously."
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"You seriously need to see the school counsellor. It's disgusting."
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"Have a look at the Year 7 s next time."
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"They're cute, but, like, put them on lay-by or something."
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"They're not cute, they're hot. Holly, you know, she's kinda right."
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"I would, like, seriously consider going out with one."
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