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Clips from Bob's Burgers - Interview with a Pop-pop-pire (S12E12)

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GENE: ♪ I'm a potato, my friends are all mayo ♪

"GENE: ♪ I'm a potato, my friends are all mayo ♪"

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♪ I'm a potato, my friends are all mayo. ♪

"♪ I'm a potato, my friends are all mayo. ♪"

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All right, I'm all warmed up.

"All right, I'm all warmed up."

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When Pop Pop gets here, he's gonna have

"When Pop Pop gets here, he's gonna have"

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a front row couch seat to a sneak preview

"a front row couch seat to a sneak preview"

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of my newest rock opera.

"of my newest rock opera."

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Or rock Pop-Pop-ra, if you will.

"Or rock Pop-Pop-ra, if you will."

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Actually, Pop Pop will be too busy looking at

"Actually, Pop Pop will be too busy looking at"

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all my newly acquired vintage Burobu cards

"all my newly acquired vintage Burobu cards"

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from their "Fairy Tales" series.

"from their "Fairy Tales" series."

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Um, I think Pop Pop will be pretty occupied with me

"Um, I think Pop Pop will be pretty occupied with me"

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because I'll be interviewing him for school,

"because I'll be interviewing him for school,"

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which is the whole reason he's coming over, so...

"which is the whole reason he's coming over, so..."

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Ugh. Why would he want to do boring school stuff

"Ugh. Why would he want to do boring school stuff"

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when he can hear about the Burobu cards I have?

"when he can hear about the Burobu cards I have?"

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And, more importantly, about the ones I don't have

"And, more importantly, about the ones I don't have"

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but want and need very, very badly.

"but want and need very, very badly."

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He'll get the hint.

"He'll get the hint."

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Sorry, but he'll be

"Sorry, but he'll be"

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too mesmerized by my show.

"too mesmerized by my show."

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It's called The Gene-uine Article.

"It's called The Gene-uine Article."

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I'll be debuting my glam-eridoo.

"I'll be debuting my glam-eridoo."

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It's like a didgeridoo, but with more sizzle-sazzle.

"It's like a didgeridoo, but with more sizzle-sazzle."

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(blowing): Glam-er...

"(blowing): Glam-er..."

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Look, I'm not against vintage slug cards

"Look, I'm not against vintage slug cards"

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or the musical arts, but I'm really gonna need

"or the musical arts, but I'm really gonna need"

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all of Pop Pop's eyes and ears on me.

"all of Pop Pop's eyes and ears on me."

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Or the ears he can still hear out of.

"Or the ears he can still hear out of."

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Tina's right. You two need to give your sister a chance

"Tina's right. You two need to give your sister a chance"

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to do her report thingy on, uh, what's it about again, hon?

"to do her report thingy on, uh, what's it about again, hon?"

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We have to interview an older relative

"We have to interview an older relative"

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and ask them these questions.

"and ask them these questions."

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How many people have you killed?

"How many people have you killed?"

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What? That's not on there, is it?

"What? That's not on there, is it?"

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Aw, it's gonna be so sweet.

"Aw, it's gonna be so sweet."

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You and your Grandpa Belcher

"You and your Grandpa Belcher"

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chitchatting about the good old days,

"chitchatting about the good old days,"

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eating these nice cheese and crackers,

"eating these nice cheese and crackers,"

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writing stuff down.

"writing stuff down."

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Yeah, it's-it's gonna be great.

"Yeah, it's-it's gonna be great."

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But, I mean, Tina, don't expect, you know, too much from him

"But, I mean, Tina, don't expect, you know, too much from him"

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'cause my dad's not the most, um, chitchatty.

"'cause my dad's not the most, um, chitchatty."

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If we get enough booze in him, that bird will sing.

"If we get enough booze in him, that bird will sing."

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Well, I think I've got some pretty good interviewing moves.

"Well, I think I've got some pretty good interviewing moves."

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I open with an icebreaker like,

"I open with an icebreaker like,"

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"Hey, is that a new haircut? I love it."

""Hey, is that a new haircut? I love it.""

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Hopefully he has a new haircut.

"Hopefully he has a new haircut."

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And then I casually ask, "What moment from your past

"And then I casually ask, "What moment from your past"

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most shaped you?"

"most shaped you?""

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What moment most shaped him? Huh.

"What moment most shaped him? Huh."

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- I bet it's the tree thing. - What tree thing?

"- I bet it's the tree thing. - What tree thing?"

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Is Pop Pop a tree? I had my suspicions.

"Is Pop Pop a tree? I had my suspicions."

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No. A tree almost fell on him when he was younger.

"No. A tree almost fell on him when he was younger."

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That's why he doesn't like the woods, I think.

"That's why he doesn't like the woods, I think."

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Also, I saw him yell at a tree once.

"Also, I saw him yell at a tree once."

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Um, spoiler. Just let him tell it.

"Um, spoiler. Just let him tell it."

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- (phone rings) - Hello?

"- (phone rings) - Hello?"

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- Oh, hi, Big Bob. You on your way? - Ah, not yet.

"- Oh, hi, Big Bob. You on your way? - Ah, not yet."

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My walk-in's on the fritz, and I got to pack

"My walk-in's on the fritz, and I got to pack"

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all this food up and put it on ice.

"all this food up and put it on ice."

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And then I got to yell at my walk-in,

"And then I got to yell at my walk-in,"

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so I'm gonna be late for dinner.

"so I'm gonna be late for dinner."

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Oh, okay. We'll see you when you get here.

"Oh, okay. We'll see you when you get here."

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- We can eat later, like they do in Europe. Olé! - Right.

"- We can eat later, like they do in Europe. Olé! - Right."

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- Also, I'm gonna bring a bunch of milk. - He's bringing milk.

"- Also, I'm gonna bring a bunch of milk. - He's bringing milk."

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- Dad, we don't need milk. - Too late, he hung up.

"- Dad, we don't need milk. - Too late, he hung up."

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I'll just put the cheese tray away till he gets here.

"I'll just put the cheese tray away till he gets here."

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- Don't you dare. - Wait, I want to hear more about

"- Don't you dare. - Wait, I want to hear more about"

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this tree-falling story.

"this tree-falling story."

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And why have we never heard it?

"And why have we never heard it?"

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Is it super gruesome? Was Grandpa's face mangled

"Is it super gruesome? Was Grandpa's face mangled"

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beyond recognition?

"beyond recognition?"

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Does he have a fake face? Tell me.

"Does he have a fake face? Tell me."

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Or maybe let's just respect the integrity

"Or maybe let's just respect the integrity"

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of my interview and not talk about it,

"of my interview and not talk about it,"

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and we all quietly wait for Grandpa to get here?

"and we all quietly wait for Grandpa to get here?"

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That's an idea.

"That's an idea."

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No, Louise, the tree almost fell on him.

"No, Louise, the tree almost fell on him."

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I don't know much more about it, though,

"I don't know much more about it, though,"

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'cause my dad's not what you'd call communicative.

"'cause my dad's not what you'd call communicative."

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Because he speaks in the language of dance.

"Because he speaks in the language of dance."

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I wonder what happened.

"I wonder what happened."

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Well, we'll find out soon enough,

"Well, we'll find out soon enough,"

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so no need to keep...

"so no need to keep..."

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I bet it happened way, way back

"I bet it happened way, way back"

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in the old country.

"in the old country."

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And you're still talking about it.

"And you're still talking about it."

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It was probably before cars

"It was probably before cars"

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or computers or juice boxes,

"or computers or juice boxes,"

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when he was a cool, no-nonsense cop.

"when he was a cool, no-nonsense cop."

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BOB: He was never a cop.

"BOB: He was never a cop."

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LOUISE: Well, this was before you knew him, Dad.

"LOUISE: Well, this was before you knew him, Dad."

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Yeah, but I would have known...

"Yeah, but I would have known..."

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Bob, shush. Sit down.

"Bob, shush. Sit down."

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I want to hear about when Big Bob was a cop.

"I want to hear about when Big Bob was a cop."

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I-- Okay.

"I-- Okay."

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LOUISE: Grandpa was about to break a giant case

"LOUISE: Grandpa was about to break a giant case"

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because it involved a giant.

"because it involved a giant."

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Word on the street was, this no-good giant was

"Word on the street was, this no-good giant was"

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grinding up villagers' bones,

"grinding up villagers' bones,"

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baking them into bread, and selling it

"baking them into bread, and selling it"

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back to the villagers he hadn't ground up yet.

"back to the villagers he hadn't ground up yet."

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And the worst part? The bread made people sick

"And the worst part? The bread made people sick"

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- with horrible, nonstop farts. - (flatulence)

"- with horrible, nonstop farts. - (flatulence)"

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Wait, that's worse than grinding up people's bones?

"Wait, that's worse than grinding up people's bones?"

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Never mind, I'm not encouraging this.

"Never mind, I'm not encouraging this."

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LOUISE: Big Bob had been given an anonymous tip

"LOUISE: Big Bob had been given an anonymous tip"

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that the giant was hiding out at the top

"that the giant was hiding out at the top"

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of an enormous beanstalk.

"of an enormous beanstalk."

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So Pop Pop was on his way up to take him down.

"So Pop Pop was on his way up to take him down."

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Town. Downtown.

"Town. Downtown."

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BOB: So it's Jack and the Beanstalk

"BOB: So it's Jack and the Beanstalk"

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but with cops for some reason.

"but with cops for some reason."

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- LOUISE: Dad, shush. - Mm.

"- LOUISE: Dad, shush. - Mm."

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LOUISE: Big Bob searched

"LOUISE: Big Bob searched"

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through the cloud vine land place.

"through the cloud vine land place."

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- Aha. - Uh-oh.

"- Aha. - Uh-oh."

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- I see you. - No, you don't.

"- I see you. - No, you don't."

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I do, because you're a giant.

"I do, because you're a giant."

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