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Clips from Lucifer - BlueBallz (S05E05)

"of how rare sound recordings of rattlesnake sex are."
Lucifer
"Well, it's not my strong suit, no."
Lucifer
"Their foreplay is incredibly intense."
Lucifer
"And if things go well,"
Lucifer
"their sex can last for days."
Lucifer
"Huh."
Lucifer
"But you ruined it."
Lucifer
"Listen, we're here to ask about Jed Moore."
Lucifer
"Karnal."
Lucifer
"We know you broke into his studio."
Lucifer
"I don't have anything to say about that."
Lucifer
"[groans] Listen to me, Miss Snake Pervert."
Lucifer
"What did you desire from Jed?"
Lucifer
"I want him to pay."
Lucifer
"Pay you for helping him fake his murder attempts?"
Lucifer
"Wait."
Lucifer
"Murder? No!"
Lucifer
"He owes me for sampling my sound recordings."
Lucifer
"His song, "Otter Vox,""
Lucifer
"relies heavily on my otter sex recordings, and I have not been compensated."
Lucifer
"Well, that sounds like motive."
Lucifer
"What were you doing in his studio?"
Lucifer
"I was planting recording devices."
Lucifer
"I was trying to record proof that Karnal stole my tracks."
Lucifer
"Well, that is where we'll find proof that Jed is behind all of this."
Lucifer
"-Or of who the real killer is. -Mm."
Lucifer
"Hey."
Lucifer
"Hey. Good news."
Lucifer
"We found a woman who broke into your studio"
Lucifer
"and planted some secret recording devices last week."
Lucifer
"That's good news?"
Lucifer
"Well, we're hoping that it will identify the killer."
Lucifer
"Whomever he may be."
Lucifer
"Hmm."
Lucifer
"Hey, what's with all the gift baskets?"
Lucifer
"Oh. They're from my fans."
Lucifer
"They found out my place blew up,"
Lucifer
"and they've been sending me stuff from all around the world."
Lucifer
"It's crazy how devoted they are."
Lucifer
"Devoted to you? Yes, that is crazy."
Lucifer
"Crazy."
Lucifer
"Wait, do you think one of your fans could be behind all this?"
Lucifer
"Oh, I doubt it. They're harmless."
Lucifer
"Though I have heard of a few really obsessed ones"
Lucifer
"chatting on a message board,"
Lucifer
"but I've never had a problem."
Lucifer
"That you know of."
Lucifer
"I'm gonna look into it. You stay put."
Lucifer
"Speaking of, I am getting a little stir-crazy here."
Lucifer
"Oh."
Lucifer
"Well, I mean, you still have to be safe."
Lucifer
"You could stay--"
Lucifer
"Cherry, are you inviting me to stay at--"
Lucifer
"My place. Yes."
Lucifer
"Yes, that's exactly what she's suggesting."
Lucifer
"-Excellent idea, Detective. -[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"It's like you're reading my mind."
Lucifer
"-[Chloe] Hmm. -[Jed] Huh."
Lucifer
"Great."
Lucifer
"Shall we?"
Lucifer
"Sure."
Lucifer
"Nice digs."
Lucifer
"Mm. Appears we have similar tastes."
Lucifer
"Yeah, I still can't believe I have to be here."
Lucifer
"I mean, this whole thing is just..."
Lucifer
"[sighs] It's crazy."
Lucifer
"Almost as crazy as if it had been concocted by a madman to, say,"
Lucifer
"lure back an old flame."
Lucifer
"Which is also pointless, because the detective is spoken for."
Lucifer
"Wait, are you talking about Chloe?"
Lucifer
"-Mm-hmm. -She said she wasn't in a relationship."
Lucifer
"Well, she is."
Lucifer
"Oh. [chuckles]"
Lucifer
"I get it."
Lucifer
"You're interested in her."
Lucifer
"I'm not interested in her."
Lucifer
"The detective and I are seeing each other,"
Lucifer
"which is why your little ruse is not going to work."
Lucifer
"Listen."
Lucifer
"Chloe's amazing."
Lucifer
"I don't think I ever really got over her."
Lucifer
"I named my foundation after her, for God's sakes."
Lucifer
"I know."
Lucifer
"But you do start to wonder."
Lucifer
"I mean..."
Lucifer
"could she really be as amazing as I remember?"
Lucifer
"Then when I saw her this morning..."
Lucifer
"Oh, man."
Lucifer
"My memory didn't even do her justice."
Lucifer
"All those feelings came flooding back, and I started to wonder..."
Lucifer
"You know, maybe this is fate."
Lucifer
"But if you think I would kill Pexxa"
Lucifer
"and blow up my own studio just to get her back,"
Lucifer
"dude, you are even crazier about her than I ever was."
Lucifer
"[chuckles]"
Lucifer
"What are you doing?"
Lucifer
"Just making sure. Tell me..."
Lucifer
"What is it you truly desire?"
Lucifer
"I..."
Lucifer
"I wish I hadn't screwed things up with Chloe."
Lucifer
"Ah-ha! I knew it! Admitting to motive."
Lucifer
"No. I mean, yeah, I wish Chloe hadn't dumped me, but I just--"
Lucifer
"Wait."
Lucifer
"She dumped you?"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Everything was fine, and then all of a sudden she just called it off."
Lucifer
"So she just changed how she felt about you without..."
Lucifer
"without any warning?"
Lucifer
"Yeah."
Lucifer
"Pretty much."
Lucifer
"-It sucked. -Right, then, Jed."
Lucifer
"I am going to need to know exactly what you did wrong"
Lucifer
"so I can steer clear of your every mistake."
Lucifer
"Now..."
Lucifer
"start talking."
Lucifer
"[sounds of birds, automobiles  playing on speakers]"
Lucifer
"I mean, even though we're just looking at last weekend,"
Lucifer
"when Jed left the headphones unattended, still..."
Lucifer
"Oy, so many sounds."
Lucifer
"I mean, you'd think a DJ would want a quieter studio."
Lucifer
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