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Clips from The Christmas Chronicles

"-The real Santa Claus! -Yeah, that's okay, Kate."
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"-Not just one of those phony mall ones. -I've got this."
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"You don't look like Santa Claus."
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"Yeah, well, billboards add 80 pounds, Freddie."
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"As I was saying,"
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"we've got ourselves an emergency situation here."
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"Christmas is in trouble."
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"And if you all want presents under the tree"
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"and in your stockings in the morning,"
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"then I need your help."
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"So..."
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"who here can give us a ride into the city so I can find my reindeer?"
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"[indistinct chatter]"
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"Uh, Min-Jun."
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"[in Korean] Can you help?"
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"I'm sorry, we can't help."
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"[in English] Vijay! Beena!"
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"[in Hindi] You guys have a car you can lend me?"
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"Please leave us alone."
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"Hmm."
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"[in English] And I speak English, you moron."
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"[chuckles] Hope you like coal."
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"[sighs] Larry and Sheila Bumperton."
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"Well..."
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"Hey, Larry! Sheila."
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"Larry, you drove your Porsche here tonight, didn't you?"
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"-Yeah. -How would you like to trade that Porsche"
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"for a mint condition 1952..."
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"-[bells jingle] -...Mickey Mantle rookie card?"
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"I know you've always wanted one."
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"-Is this thing real? -Oh, yes."
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"-It's a deal. It's a deal. -I thought so."
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"-It's at the valet. -No, it's not!"
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"You're not trading our Porsche for a baseball card, Larry!"
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"-Know what that is worth? -What it's worth? Nothing!"
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"-[Larry and Santa groan] -That's what it's worth!"
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"Get outta here, you bum!"
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"Merry Christmas. [sighs]"
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"There is a maniac dressed in a weird Santa costume"
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"harassing the customers."
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"He's got two kids with him. It could be an AMBER Alert situation."
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"-We gotta get out of here. -[Santa] Jeff! I know"
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"-you've had a hard time believ-- -Okay, sorry, folks!"
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"-Grandpa's a little... -What are you doing?"
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"-What has gotten into you? -Okay, Santa, let's go!"
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"[shouts] Hey! You three! Out!"
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"[chuckles] Well, well, well..."
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"if it isn't Charlie Plummer!"
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"Now, old Charlie here is in the Naughty List Hall of Fame!"
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"Ah, you just got outta the joint again, what, about a month ago, Charlie?"
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"[softly] Mm-hmm."
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"Armed robbery..."
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"money laundering, grand theft auto."
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"You know what, Charlie?"
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"I don't think your parole officer would be too happy"
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"if he knew you'd stolen that red Dodge Challenger"
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"a couple of days ago, do you?"
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"Yeah, well, what my parole officer doesn't know won't hurt him."
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"You, on the other hand, might not be so lucky!"
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"No judgments!"
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"After all, my friend Teddy here is headed down the same path."
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"I mean, he's still a little young, but..."
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"you keep going, couple years, this could be you."
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"Prison tattoos and slinging tequila shots!"
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"-Okay, that's it! -All right, out! Out, out, out, out!"
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"Bye, Wendy!"
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"-Good luck! -[bells jingle]"
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"Let's go! Okay, hold the doors!"
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"[grunts]"
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"-[gasps and grunts] -[patrons] Oh!"
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"Be careful."
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"[grunts]"
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"-[Santa] Sweet dreams, Charlie. -[watch chimes]"
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"Oh no! Christmas spirit's already down 35%."
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"We need to get things back on track."
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"-Hold on. -What?"
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"Shh."
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"[boy on tablet] You better run!"
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"She's our friend and she's crazy!"
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"If you come back here, she'll kill you! You hear me? She'll kill you..."
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"[both] Oh."
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"Ah..."
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"No, no, no, no. Teddy, Teddy, I don't think this is such a good idea."
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"Neither do I."
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"Oh, come on! Do you wanna save Christmas?"
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"Well, not by stealing a car."
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"Uh, that kinda undermines"
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"the whole naughty or nice concept, don't you think?"
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"Don't you break into, like, a billion homes every year?"
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"-I mean, technically, that's illegal, too. -Fair point."
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"And, plus, it's not just any car."
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"It's this car."
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"[alarm beeps]"
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"Oh..."
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"I mean, we're not even breaking the law because..."
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"you know, the car's already stolen."
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"-And when we're finished, we'll just-- -Turn it in to the police."
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"-Yeah. -Let's go."
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"All right, now, slow down. Just be cool. Walk regular. Regular."
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"Hey, hey, slow down! Slow down!"
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"You're not even old enough to drive!"
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"-Hey! -Oh, no time to argue! Look!"
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"That's my car!"
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"-No, it's not! You stole it! -Get in, get in!"
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"-[engine roars] -[tires squeal]"
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"[Charlie] No, stop! Stop!"
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"That's my car!"
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"[panting]"
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"Hey, don't worry, Charlie. I just reported it stolen."
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"You did what?"
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"-[engine revs] -[tires squeal]"
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"[sighs]"
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"[sniffs]"
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"How we doing?"
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"No one's following us, so you can slow down."
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"Oh, come on, I'm not even going that fast!"
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"Here we go... [grunts]"
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"All right, now we're getting somewhere."
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"Uh, Santa, you know that stuff's junk, right?"
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"Yeah, well, Katie Cat, one man's junk..."
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