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Clips from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt - Kimmy Makes Waffles! (S01E01)

"- A tape."
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"That's weird."
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"A safe is where you put important stuff."
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"Where are all his geodes and gymnastics ribbons?"
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"There must be something important on here."
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"This is our proof. It has to be."
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"I have a confession to make."
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"This is it."
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"I confess"
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"that my funky beats will make you move your feets."
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"I can do weddings, birthday parties,"
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"functions, the Jewish thing with the chair."
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"Karate! Karate, karate!"
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"Karate!"
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"Karate, karate, karate, karate, karate, karate!"
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"Hey, Mr. Trump."
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"My name is Richard Wayne,"
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"and I want to be the next... your apprentice."
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"Karate! Karate!"
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"Karate, karate!"
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"About me, I started my first company when I was 14 years old."
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"I was the number one"
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"dead horse removal service for local farmers."
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"Living in the dark"
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"Racing with the Devil"
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"Down the dark road of the heart"
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"Until some competitors decided"
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"that, all of a sudden, "too many" horses"
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"were "dying.""
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"I got my gun"
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"Something's begun"
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"But, oh, those summer nights"
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"Oh well a... Dang it!"
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"Ugh!"
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"There's nothing."
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"We've got nothing."
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"But females are strong as hell"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"It's a miracle"
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"Unbreakable"
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"They alive, damn it"
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"That's gonna be, uh..."
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"you know, a fascinating transition."
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"Damn it"
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"Where's my water?"
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"What happened to the magic refrigerator?"
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"Where is she, you monster?"
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"I warn you."
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"I do CrossFit!"
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"I know how you rich people treat the help."
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"I seen Cinderella."
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"Look, Vera doesn't live here anymore."
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"She chose Julian in the divorce."
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"I am talking about Kimmy,"
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"you skinny blonde bitch."
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"Thank you."
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"She does not answer her phone,"
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"and she hasn't been home in days."
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"Hey, can I borrow a cup of flour?"
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"Some white kids outside want cocaine..."
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"Wait a minute."
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"That's not Kimmy and Titus."
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"Where are they?"
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"Tell me, Titus! Tell me!"
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"Kimmy left, okay?"
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"Just like everyone else."
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"She had to testify in that trial thingy in Indiana."
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"In Deanna?"
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"I barely know Deanna."
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"No, real talk."
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"What is going on?"
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"I trusted you, TV."
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"You've seen me naked."
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"And yet you betrayed me."
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"Josh?"
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"Titus, dawg!"
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"I'm with Tara Reid right now."
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"We're on the way to her funeral."
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"But I had to call you."
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"Are you even still my agent?"
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"I haven't heard from you in months."
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"Jewish holidays."
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"Listen, T, I saw that thing you did on the news,"
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"and, dude, you are blowing up."
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"You went viral."
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"Is that a good thing?"
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"'Cause "viral"..."
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"That's great."
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"They want you on The Soup."
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"That's national, bro."
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"And lates can you Skype with Tosh on Com Cent?"
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"Go 'Cuse!"
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"I know some of those words."
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"Don't worry, little buddy."
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"I'm gonna get you down from there."
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"Then I'll be a hero for sure."
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"I can see the headlines now."
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""Grateful cat marries hero cop.""
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"Maybe not that, but..."
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"Little help?"
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"Jimmy Crank Corn"
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"And I don't crank"
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"Jimmy Crank Crank"
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"And I crank crank"
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"Cyndee, don't leave!"
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"Leave?"
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"Call me crazy, but I thought this was a party."
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"Kimmy lied to you, Gretchen."
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"She was just looking for evidence"
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"to send the Reverend to jail."
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"All we found was this stupid tape of him doing karate."
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"You entered his man cave?"
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"Thanks a lot, Kimmy."
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"You've ruined my bachelorette party"
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