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Clips from Teenage Bounty Hunters - Basically Pluto (S01E01)

"You're covering for a con artist! Give her up already!"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I don't know who you're talking about!"
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"Really? Kendra Saint John, aka Candy Brunswick,"
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"aka Connie McCready, aka your pimp!"
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"Stop it!"
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"-Just tell me where she is. -I don't know!"
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"Yes, you-- Hey!"
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"Come back here!"
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"[John] There she is."
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"Shit! She has my keys!"
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"[both scream]"
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"[tires screech]"
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"Hey!"
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"Get away from me, you crazy bitch!"
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"Watch your language! I'm a lady!"
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"[gasps]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Ah! Stop it!"
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"-Get off of me! -You're hurting me!"
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"You're hurting me!"
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"[grunting] Ow!"
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"[groans]"
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"-[breathing fast] Sorry! -You should be!"
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"Tell me where she is!"
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"[sighs]"
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"Fine."
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"Shit!"
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"I'm Kendra Saint John."
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"Is that, like, how you identify,"
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"or is this, like, a case of multiple personalities?"
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"No!"
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"She bailed... and I took over."
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"No idea where she is."
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"-A confession! -Ow!"
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"Now I can bring you in."
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"Except, you're not technically the bail skip."
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"Shit!"
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"Uh..."
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"-I'm gonna go. [groans] -No!"
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"Not until you promise to refund"
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"all the credit card transactions that happened today."
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"And you tell me every single shred of information"
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"you have on Kendra Saint John."
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"-Got it? -[grunts]"
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"I'm waiting."
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"Um, so, yeah. That guy was pounding back champagne"
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"and I-- I couldn't let him drive,"
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"but I didn't want to say anything"
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"and, like, bruise his fragile male ego."
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"So I, you know, just drove him around while he sobered up."
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"Which he did, after he threw up in someone's yard"
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"and then a dog ate it!"
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"Um, cool. Yeah. Glad that's cleared up."
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"[soft rock music playing]"
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"So..."
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"what the hell is going on?"
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"-What? -Well,"
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"first, you acted weird when I showed up."
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"You weren't even, like, happy."
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"Then you tried to do my job."
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"Then you went off with that dude!"
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"What's going on?"
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"You started it!"
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"You can't show up unannounced on a girl like that."
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"Like, ever."
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"Okay?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Okay. All right, fine."
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"Um..."
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"Maybe it wasn't the best surprise?"
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"I'll check next time."
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"Okay."
Teenage Bounty Hunters
"Thank you."
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"Yeah."
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"You-- You told me that you liked me because I'm down to earth."
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"And then, you show up as an employee at my Richie Rich house"
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"for my mom's Richie Rich party."
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"I felt embarrassed, like..."
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"like you wouldn't like me anymore,"
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"or think I was cool, or whatever."
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"For real?"
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"Yeah, for real."
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"I was hoping the first time you came to my house"
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"would be, like, as my boyfriend and, like, totally normal."
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"Your boyfriend. huh?"
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"Maybe?"
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"Okay, I say we turned this day around."
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"Oh, this is my driveway."
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"Uh, the next one on the right."
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"-Okay. -Yeah."
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"All right. Peace."
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"-Uh, dude. -What?"
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"You're rich!"
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"You said that your mom worked two jobs."
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"Well, she's a lawyer and a state senator."
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"Oh, yeah."
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"And your dad?"
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"Owns a bank."
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"But, um, listen,"
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"I gotta go inside and get some shut-eye"
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"so I can wake up in the morning and call my girlfriend."
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"Well, your girlfriend's standing by."
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"[knocking]"
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"[Debbie] May I come in?"
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"-Yes, ma'am. -[door opens]"
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"Are you disappointed in me?"
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"Oh, honey."
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"I don't know how I feel."
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"[exhales deeply]"
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"I just..."
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"I don't understand how something that feels so good"
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"could be wrong, you know?"
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"The Bible says so many different things"
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"and I really thought that if you love somebody,"
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"then it would be okay to do it, you know?"
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"[sobs] I just feel so stupid, and..."
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"And Blair said that his penis was just right for me"
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"-because we're in love, and-- -Okay. Yeah, thank you."
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"Okay. Okay. Thank you."
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"Oh, honey. [exhales deeply]"
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"Were you ever gonna tell me..."
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