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Clips from Never Have I Ever - ...had a breakdown (S03E03)

"So, why don't you read your essay first?"
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"The worst had happened. Ben had gotten a B."
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"His GPA would be pulled down to the disgusting upper fours."
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"But he couldn't even focus on that"
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"because something extraordinarily painful was happening to his insides."
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"Oh, hey, you okay?"
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"I think my appendix burst. I gotta go to the hospital."
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"-Oh shit."
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"Can you please carry me in a less emasculating way?"
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"Radiology tech 165 to OR3."
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"Radiology tech 165 to OR3."
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"Well, Mr. Gross, it's not appendicitis."
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"It's not? Are you sure?"
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"Where'd you do your residency? Are you still doing it?"
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"I'm going to ignore that series of questions and cut to the chase."
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"It appears the pain you're experiencing"
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"is the result of impacted fecal matter in your colon."
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"Most likely caused by stress and poor diet."
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"Excuse me?"
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"W-Wait. So, like, he's full of shit?"
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"Yes, I guess you could put it that way."
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"Yeah, not really a diagnosis you want to get"
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"in front of the most popular kid at your school."
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"When was the last time you had a bowel movement?"
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"Uh, I don't think it's been that long, like, if today's Thursday…"
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"Sixteen days?"
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"-Oh my God. Oh my God."
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"Okay, due to the frankly incredible volume of waste in your body,"
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"we will need to perform a surgical procedure"
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"to remove it immediately."
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"Wait. What am I supposed to do? My parents are in Phoenix."
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"My dad's helping Devin Booker launch his new skincare line called NBAgeless."
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"I know. I contacted your parents, and they referred me to your babysitter,"
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"Patty Shevchenko, but we haven't been able to reach her."
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"Is there another adult who can stay with you?"
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"Um, I'm 18."
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"I can stay while you empty the shit from him."
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"If there is a just and merciful God, just kill Ben."
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"-Kill him now."
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"Mr. Gross."
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"Mr. Gross, it was a successful procedure."
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"How do you feel?"
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"Good. I think."
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"Now we just need you and your adult friend to wait here until you pass gas."
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"And the humiliation keeps a-coming."
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"It's standard. Just so we know your GI tract"
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"is functioning properly post-op."
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"So how big a fart we talking here, Doc?"
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"Like a real sheet rustler?"
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"Always a pleasure dealing with teen boys."
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"Well, this is mortifying."
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"You know, I kinda thought getting cheated on by Devi"
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"would've been the end of our journey together."
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"Yeah. Yet, here we are."
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"Waiting for your farts."
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"So, how is Devi?"
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"She's good, I guess."
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"Actually, she kind of has this new guy now,"
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"and weirdly he's sort of a combo of the two of us if we were also Indian."
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"I always wondered how she liked both of us at the same time."
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"You know, because we're so different."
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"Yeah, you're a cool hunk, and I'm a friendless dweeb. I get it."
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"No, I… I didn't mean it like that."
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"I actually used to be kinda jealous of you."
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"Huh? Why?"
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"Because you're smart like she is."
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"That's, like, a connection I could never have."
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"Yeah, well,"
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"being smart isn't all that it's cracked up to be."
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"You probably don't go to the hospital very often"
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"with stress-induced constipation."
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"No, I definitely don't."
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"So, why are you so stressed out?"
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"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because my entire life trajectory"
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"is determined by the outcome of the next six months."
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"Are you talking about college? Dude, you'll get into college."
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"I don't want to get into just any college."
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"I want to go to Columbia, and I'm not sure if I can get in."
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"So then you don't get in. Who cares?"
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"No, not "who cares?""
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"-I have to get in. -Or what?"
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"Or all this work was for nothing. My future is ruined,"
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"and I disappoint myself, and my family, and, you know, my dad."
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"This is all about your dad?"
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"Dude, tell him to go to hell."
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"You work so hard, you haven't had time to shit in two weeks."
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"If I was your dad, I'd be proud of you."
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"Not because of the not shitting part"
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"but because of the hardworking part."
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"Thanks. Let's change the subject. What are you working on?"
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"Ugh. This stupid college essay."
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"The question sucks."
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""Discuss an event that shaped you into who you are.""
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"I just… I don't know how to answer it."
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"Hmm. Do you not know what an event is?"
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"What the fuck, man?"
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"I know what an event is, dude."
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"I just…"
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"I don't really know who I am."
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"Gimme a break. What do you mean you don't know who you are?"
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"You're the only person at our school who's not a nobody."
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"The lunch ladies named a dessert after you."
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"Yeah, that's all surface stuff. That's not who I am."
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"Okay. Then who are you?"
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"I don't know."
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"Like, I think I'm someone…"
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"Forget it. This is embarrassing."
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"You can't possibly embarrass yourself more than I have tonight, so get over it."
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"What do you know is true about yourself?"
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"I mean, I'm a really good brother."
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"Maybe I could talk about when my sister was adopted. I--"
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"Wait, you have an adopted sister? That's essay gold."
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"Okay. Why don't you start making a list"
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"of all the ways that she's helped you learn about yourself?"
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"Come on. I can… help you."
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"And so, after a humiliating afternoon,"
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"things started to look up."
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"Not only did Ben finally get some much-needed male bonding,"
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"but also his fart arrived quietly in the night,"
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"rustling nary a sheet nor a nostril."
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