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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Brociopath (S04E04)

"- You look it, you look it. - I mean..."
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"Seven hours of making out is a world record!"
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"You were flopping that boob around."
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"- And she was... - Oh!"
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"This dance just begun, brothers!"
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"I'm freakin' proud of you pussies. That was so fraternity."
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"That's what I was thinking. I was literally thinking like,"
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""Oh, my God, this is so fraternity.""
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"Yeah, I just said that, Adam."
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"- You know my name. - All right, enough B.S.!"
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"We're behind schedule."
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"What is that!"
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"- Is that pesticide? - Nope, bushmills."
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"'Cause you know where we're going, gentlemen?"
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"We're going gardening at a beer garden!"
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"- Let's roll! - Dude, that sounds awesome!"
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"But, uh, we're a little bushed from already..."
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"from gardening those hoes."
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"- Yeah. - We used the hoes to garden."
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"Yeah, and I know I wouldn't mind whacking my weed downstairs."
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"That is not freakin' cool!"
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"We're hitting Karl Strauss right now,"
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"unless you've got another friend with all-time legend fraternity status."
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"No! We don't have any friends."
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"- Let's party! - Yeah!"
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"Get some!"
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"Ah, this sucks, dude."
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"Oh! Look at this crew!"
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"Who knows what day it is?"
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"I do. It's Monday."
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"Initiation day!"
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"Tonight, you pledges become members of Kappa Zeta Nu."
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"Which means we gotta drink the house dry."
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"Right now!"
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"- Let's do it. - Oh, man."
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"Come on, I'm too sleepy though."
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"Yeah, we're into it. We just... we need a little break."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Are you guys on your periods?"
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"No."
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"Well, that's too bad, 'cause I am."
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"- Oh! - Whoa! - Ugh!"
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"- Very gross. - Vodka-soaked tampon."
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"Alcohol absorbs, like, 50 times faster through the pooper."
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"- That's cool. - It's science!"
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"It's gross, man! And dangerous, for sure."
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"Don't be gay. Put this in your butt."
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"- No. - You put this in your South mouth right now,"
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"- or no Kappa Zeta Nu! - I'm not putting anything up my butt."
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"That is a privileged area for my first wife only,"
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"if she so wants to explore there."
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"Ain't a damn thing changed."
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"I'll do it."
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"It'll be an honor."
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"You don't have to."
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"Just shove it right up there, huh?"
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"Ew."
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"Good decision."
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"You fucking bitch!"
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"Yeah!"
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"- It's too late. - I'm a bitch!"
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"- Whoo! - Later, boys!"
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"Kappa Zeta Nu only."
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"Whoo! I'm part of the zoo!"
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"- It's like a monkey-dog. - Stick that up your ass now, you pussy!"
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"Yes, sir."
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"Oh! Wow!"
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"Oh! Ho!"
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"Oh, my God, it's like my butthole grabbed it."
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"That was easy! It just..."
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"I mean, like, hazing is one thing."
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"But you gotta draw the line somewhere."
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"Oh, yeah, you start talking about putting stuff in my back door,"
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"I'm leaving out the front door with my dignity."
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"I got dignified butthole."
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"Hang on a second. It's my phone again."
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"Adam... again."
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"- I just... let me just see what they're doing. - Well, no! Adam, hey, bud!"
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"We don't wanna join your frat, and that's that!"
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"- Turn it off, please, man. - Okay, all right."
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"- Come on! I need to sleep, Anders. - It's off!"
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"I was listening to your convo."
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"What? Hi."
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"I almost joined a frat in college myself,"
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"but they tried to make me chug a 40."
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"That's crazy, Bill."
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"So I walked out on them, and that's how I got the bitchin' life I have today."
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"I've been to almost nine state capitals."
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"I'm greyhounding to Sacramento this weekend..."
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"With Flat Stanley."
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"We've been to Des Moines..."
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"I don't care. Something up my butt for 60 seconds, whatever."
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"Yeah, I mean, Christopher Walken had a..."
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"Watch up his ass"
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"in Pulp Fiction."
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"Dude, that's funny! Do that for Stan."
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"- Yeah, man. - That's a solid quote."
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"I've been working on that impression for three years."
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"Don't be nervous."
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"- Follow my lead. - Yeah."
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"We know Stan, Stan knows us."
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"- Hey. - Can I help you? - Yes, we are here to be initiated."
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"Yeah, we were being real, uh, Sigma newbs earlier."
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"but... go ahead and shove a tampon up my ass!"
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"Sorry, who are you?"
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"Oh, we're Stan's pledges. Better let us in."
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"- Uh, top pledges. - Right."
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"- Oh, dip. Stan? - Yeah."
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"- Halen? - Right."
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"- Yeah. - Wait, wait, wait, wait."
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"Stan's trying to initiate people now?"
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"Yeah, well, he's got all-time legendary status here, so."
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"No. No! Stan was never in Kappa Zeta Nu."
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"Yeah, he's just an insane guy who lurks around and tries to party with us."
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"Yeah, man..."
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"But that's probably a different Stan. This Stan is, uh..."
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"Well, he's a staunch fellow with, um, very..."
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"- That's him. - That's a picture of..."
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"- That's a picture of him. - I knew it, I knew it!"
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"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it."
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"I knew it, and I... And I told myself I knew it."
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