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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Stop! Pajama Time (S02E02)

"both: What you have seen here was not real."
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"This was a demonstration of what strange turns life can take"
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"when the powers-that-be..."
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"- Make dumb decisions... - Make stupid decis-"
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"Dumb decision?"
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"- Stupid decisions. - Stupid decisions."
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"both: So put your fears aside, for Adam is alive."
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"- Hey."
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"- I just-I just wanted them to listen to me,"
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"so I told them about the terminations."
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"- I get those emails all the time from Corporate"
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"when they're trying to trim the fat,"
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"and everyone has been on that list, even you."
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"But you know what? I never follow through with it."
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"Do you want to know why?"
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"- Yeah, I want to know why."
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"- Because emails don't run this office."
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"I do."
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"- You're the best in the biz, and I love ya."
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"- But going through your boss' shit..."
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"ya don't do that."
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"That's kind of a law that exists here on Earth with us humans."
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"So I'm sorry, but you're gonna have to clean out your desk."
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"- What?"
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"I'm fired because of some stupid Earth law?"
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"thunk! Ohh!"
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"♪ Superman ♪"
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"- This just isn't right, you know."
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"- Jillian can't be fired."
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"That's, like, egregious or something."
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"That's an American word, right?"
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"Egregious."
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"- I don't know, actually. That's-"
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"- I just think it might be German, egregious."
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"- [sighs] It's like we're losing one of the team here, man."
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"- I was thinking more of our Rudy."
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"- Hey, Alice."
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"- [coughs]"
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"- I guess this is it."
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"I got all my stuff, so..."
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"- Okay, well, I'm sorry it had to end this way."
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"No. No."
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"Okay, look, she is fired, okay?"
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"There is nothing you can say or do about it."
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"Please don't do any more stuff."
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"- Alice, we know Jillian suffers from a ton of quirks,"
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"but this is the U.S.A."
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""Characters welcome" is our country's motto."
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"- Yes, she's a horrible leader. - Yeah."
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"- She's the worst we've all ever seen."
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"- Horrible."
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"- You should've left me in charge."
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"That said,"
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"she means a whole heck of a lot to this company."
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"- So if you fire her, you fire us."
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"- Okay, you know what, Anders?"
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"You're supposed to be the responsible one here."
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"Okay, why don't you act like it?"
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"- I believe that I am."
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"[poignant music]"
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"♪♪"
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"- I believe that I am."
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"♪♪"
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"- Let's go, come on. - Come on, let's go."
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"- Hey, great. Good game, good game."
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"Stayin' out of drugs."
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"Hey, thank you."
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"- Unbelievable."
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"You're gonna eat this later."
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"♪♪"
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"- Thank you."
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"- Doing big things."
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"- That's awesome. That's great."
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"- Thank you. Thanks."
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"- Fine. you know what?"
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"If you want her, you can have her."
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"All right, I don't have time to train a new person anyway."
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"- Yes! Yes!"
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"Fuck, yeah!"
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"Fuck, yes!"
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"Fuck, yeah!"
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"Heck, yeah."
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"- Just get the hell out of my office now."
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"- All right."
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"- Hey, why don't we-"
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"why don't we go take that group photo now?"
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"- All right."
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"- Okay. - Let's do it."
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"- You said we were turning in the onesies"
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"'cause the photo was cancelled."
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"You lied to us."
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"- Shh! Bill, shut up."
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"Stop."
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"- Hey, Alice,"
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"I promise next time, I'm your gal."
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"You can count on me."
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"- Your armpits are a disaster."
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"Go switch tops, and then get me a cup of coffee"
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"and a neti pot."
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"- I'm not some coffee wench."
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"I'm a businesswoman."
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"A force to be reckoned with."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, God."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"- Is Sigourney done with her bath?"
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"She's got a big picture to take."
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"[sniffs] Oh, man, she's smells so good."
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"- Oh, my God."
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"It smells terrible, Blake."
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"- Nice."
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"[dog snorting, noisemaker toots]"
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"Retail subrip by jeem."
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"[dramatic music]"
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