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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Graduates (S08E08)

"- What's cooking? - My mother's recipe..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- guinea-pig pie. - Smells good."
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"You just accept that? It's pecan."
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"How cuckoo do you think my country is?"
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"It's come to this..."
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""What's cooking" and "smells good""
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"gets me in trouble?"
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"Mom, you're already cooking for tomorrow?"
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"Don't make a big deal."
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"My baby's graduating."
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"He won the award for Integrity and Character."
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""No absents, no tardies,"
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""respectful to students and teachers alike.""
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"My school had an award like that, but instead of a sash,"
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"that kid got a punch in the mouth."
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"Proud of you, though."
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"Why do all your stories involve a punch in the face,"
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"a shifty European, or a broad who's been around the block?"
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"That reminds me of when I had to rough up this Italian kid"
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"because he didn't want me dating his sister."
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"She was no nun!"
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"Jay, can you please take care of the steaks?"
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"Sure. On the eve of your big day,"
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"we're celebrating with rib eyes,"
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"and you and I are gonna have our first scotch."
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"- Really?! - Yeah."
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"I've been waiting to open a special bottle."
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"Huh. Looks like the mice got into it."
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"Hello, hello?! Where's my son?"
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"- Dad! - Ha ha ha!"
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"What, did he hop the gate?"
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"You came!"
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"- I said I'd come. - I know, but you came!"
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"How could I miss it?"
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"Manny, the first member of my family"
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"- to ever graduate from high school. - Wait a minute."
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"Don't you have a brother in Colombia"
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"- who's a doctor? - Yes."
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"He just does orthopedic surgery, no brain or heart."
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"Think of it... tomorrow,"
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"I will watch you stride across the stage with a sash,"
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"like a rebel's bandolier"
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"telling the world "No absents, no tardies.""
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"Manny and I were gonna grill some steaks"
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"and drink some, um, beers."
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"Thank you, Jay, but if it's all right with you,"
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"I would like to take Manny out"
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"for a special father-son celebration."
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"- Is that okay? - Ah, sure. I mean, he..."
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"made the effort to come."
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"Didn't have time to button his shirt all the way up."
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"But... go ahead."
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"Perfect! The night begins."
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"But first... here."
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"Walk through this."
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"I know that smells terrible,"
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"but I've never seen that man get a mosquito bite."
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"There he is... the graduate."
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"I have one word for you, Luke... plastics."
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"I don't think he knows that movie, honey."
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"Mrs. Dunphy, you're trying to seduce me."
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"Okay, let's just give him the gift, all right?"
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"Okay, but first, gather around, everybody!"
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"Riddle me this..."
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"What has two hands, is wound tight, and has a lot of ticks?"
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"Alex?"
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"Good guess, but no."
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"This was made in Switzerland,"
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"not in the Disneyland Hotel."
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"Awesome! A watch!"
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"We wanted to give it to you early"
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"so you could wear it to graduation today."
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"Yeah. It's shockproof."
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"Oh, good. You can show it your grades."
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"- I love it. - What time is it?"
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"Time for my little man to go out in the world"
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"and make his mark"
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"like the tiny trouper he used to be."
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"Hold on. I'll be right back."
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"I remember when he was so small,"
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"we'd give him a bath in the sink."
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"Here we go."
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"Dad, we really got to talk about the crying."
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"When we graduated, you were a mess, and it was humiliating."
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"Showing emotion is part of being a sexy modern man."
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"Ask anyone who was raised on Alan Alda."
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"I don't think we have to worry about him going"
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"anywhere anytime soon."
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"He just installed a mini fridge and a hammock in his room."
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"Mom, Dad, you did all the hard work"
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"getting me through high school."
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"You deserve a gift."
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"But what do you get the Cadillac of parents?"
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"A Rolls-Royce."
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"Oh, my goodness!"
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"How did you afford that?"
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"- It was only $2,000. - Huh."
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"Judge Thompson, from the club,"
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"- got me into a police auction. - Huh."
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"If I had 40 more dollars, you'd be looking at a speedboat."
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"So, what do you think?"
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"It's... it's wow."
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"- Right?! - I loved the macaroni necklace"
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"he made me in first grade,"
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"and I even used the perfume he gave me in fifth grade,"
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"but this car is so gaudy."
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"People are gonna think I played for the Knicks in the '70s."
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"It's the most beautiful gesture"
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"I have ever seen."
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"It's 100% class."
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"Hey, Mom, didn't you say you had some errands to run?"
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"Oh. I... in a little while."
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"Uh, yeah. But... um, gosh, it's got fur. Wow."
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"It's like driving a lion."
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"Hey, before you go, give us a honk."
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"All right."
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"The horn doesn't help, does it?"
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"So, I've narrowed it down to"
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"Swiss Coffee and Whispering White."
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