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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Djinn and Water (S01E01)

All right, all right.

"All right, all right."

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-l will need a few things. -Yes, sir. What?

"-l will need a few things. -Yes, sir. What?"

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-Salt water. -Salt water.

"-Salt water. -Salt water."

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-Yes. Porous cloth. -Porous cloth.

"-Yes. Porous cloth. -Porous cloth."

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-Seeds of the geloom. -Seeds of the geloom?

"-Seeds of the geloom. -Seeds of the geloom?"

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l know where to find them, master. They grow near the Nile.

"l know where to find them, master. They grow near the Nile."

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Oh, l will fetch them right away.

"Oh, l will fetch them right away."

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You will stay right here and l will fetch them.

"You will stay right here and l will fetch them."

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No woman ever gives me orders.

"No woman ever gives me orders."

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ls there anything you would like me to tell Great-grandmother while l'm there?

"ls there anything you would like me to tell Great-grandmother while l'm there?"

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Tell her l'm fine.

"Tell her l'm fine."

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l'll be home as soon as l get finished with this-- This business.

"l'll be home as soon as l get finished with this-- This business."

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Keep your eye on him, master.

"Keep your eye on him, master."

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l certainly appreciate this, Mr. Bilejik.

"l certainly appreciate this, Mr. Bilejik."

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l can't tell you what it would mean to me--

"l can't tell you what it would mean to me--"

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Oh, it's nothing, nothing. lf you-- lf you wish to--

"Oh, it's nothing, nothing. lf you-- lf you wish to--"

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To do me a little favour, well....

"To do me a little favour, well...."

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You see, l have a little money scheme...

"You see, l have a little money scheme..."

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...and l would like to meet your president.

"...and l would like to meet your president."

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l have not gone yet.

"l have not gone yet."

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lf there is anything l detest, it's a sneaky genie.

"lf there is anything l detest, it's a sneaky genie."

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-Hello, Dr. Bellows. -l've been thinking...

"-Hello, Dr. Bellows. -l've been thinking..."

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...about this morning, and l wanted to ask you--

"...about this morning, and l wanted to ask you--"

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-What have you got there? -This is drinking water, sir.

"-What have you got there? -This is drinking water, sir."

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Don't you have running water in your home?

"Don't you have running water in your home?"

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Well, of course. This isn't ordinary water. lt's seawater.

"Well, of course. This isn't ordinary water. lt's seawater."

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l should have known.

"l should have known."

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lf l asked why you're drinking seawater...

"lf l asked why you're drinking seawater..."

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-...what would your answer be? -l'm conducting a little experiment, sir.

"-...what would your answer be? -l'm conducting a little experiment, sir."

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Oh, another one, captain? Have you finished the one with the car?

"Oh, another one, captain? Have you finished the one with the car?"

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l finished that. l won't have to test that again.

"l finished that. l won't have to test that again."

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So now you're drinking seawater?

"So now you're drinking seawater?"

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Are you sure that cask doesn't contain something else, captain?

"Are you sure that cask doesn't contain something else, captain?"

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l don't understand what you mean.

"l don't understand what you mean."

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Some whiskey, perhaps? Gin? Vodka?

"Some whiskey, perhaps? Gin? Vodka?"

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-l hope you don't think that l'd be-- -Oh, don't l?

"-l hope you don't think that l'd be-- -Oh, don't l?"

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l'm not as innocent as l look, captain.

"l'm not as innocent as l look, captain."

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Well, sir, really, it's just plain old ordinary seawater, that's all. Just--

"Well, sir, really, it's just plain old ordinary seawater, that's all. Just--"

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Now, don't-- Don't drink it. Colonel, please don't--

"Now, don't-- Don't drink it. Colonel, please don't--"

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-Seawater. -Seawater.

"-Seawater. -Seawater."

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l'm sorry, sir, l--

"l'm sorry, sir, l--"

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l mean, l-- l told you.

"l mean, l-- l told you."

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-Here's your seawater, sir. -Oh, good. Good, good, good.

"-Here's your seawater, sir. -Oh, good. Good, good, good."

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Thank you. Oh, tell me, sir, are you a very rich man?

"Thank you. Oh, tell me, sir, are you a very rich man?"

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Who, me? Why, no, no. Why?

"Who, me? Why, no, no. Why?"

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Well, l thought perhaps you could arrange a little loan for me.

"Well, l thought perhaps you could arrange a little loan for me."

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-Forget it. -Here are your geloom seeds.

"-Forget it. -Here are your geloom seeds."

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Oh, may l see those? l wanna find out the modern name for them.

"Oh, may l see those? l wanna find out the modern name for them."

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-lf it works, that is. -lt had better work.

"-lf it works, that is. -lt had better work."

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Oh, poor Bilejik. He's--

"Oh, poor Bilejik. He's--"

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He's caught in a real den of thieves, but it will work.

"He's caught in a real den of thieves, but it will work."

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Now-- Now-- Now we pour the seawater in that.

"Now-- Now-- Now we pour the seawater in that."

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Do not trouble yourself, master.

"Do not trouble yourself, master."

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Oh, my. She was always a showoff.

"Oh, my. She was always a showoff."

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-What happens now? -Oh, what usually happens...

"-What happens now? -Oh, what usually happens..."

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...is that l get paid, but....

"...is that l get paid, but...."

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Well, all right. You'll have fresh water in--

"Well, all right. You'll have fresh water in--"

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-ln less than a minute. -How does it work?

"-ln less than a minute. -How does it work?"

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Well, you-- You see, the seeds have an incredible affinity for the salt...

"Well, you-- You see, the seeds have an incredible affinity for the salt..."

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...and they soak it up just like sponges.

"...and they soak it up just like sponges."

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-You mean, that's all there is to it? -Oh, no, no.

"-You mean, that's all there is to it? -Oh, no, no."

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Usually l make it much more complicated.

"Usually l make it much more complicated."

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As a matter of fact, l did the same experiment a long time ago.

"As a matter of fact, l did the same experiment a long time ago."

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lt took me seven months.

"lt took me seven months."

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But the sultan paid me a fortune.

"But the sultan paid me a fortune."

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Here. Taste it.

"Here. Taste it."

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She always was a showoff.

"She always was a showoff."

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lt's fresh water.

"lt's fresh water."

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-And it's wonderful. -Yes, be my guest.

"-And it's wonderful. -Yes, be my guest."

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-Bilejik, l don't know how to thank you. -Thou art telling me?

"-Bilejik, l don't know how to thank you. -Thou art telling me?"

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He has already been thanked, master.

"He has already been thanked, master."

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Look at the size of these. Look how big they are.

"Look at the size of these. Look how big they are."

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Yes. Well, of course, they're full of salt.

"Yes. Well, of course, they're full of salt."

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-Where can l get more? -Oh, it's a weed.

"-Where can l get more? -Oh, it's a weed."

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lt grows in fields everywhere, everyplace.

"lt grows in fields everywhere, everyplace."

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You've done it, Jeannie.

"You've done it, Jeannie."

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Bilejik, l'm gonna see that your name goes down in history.

"Bilejik, l'm gonna see that your name goes down in history."

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Well, who wants that? There-- There's no money in it.

"Well, who wants that? There-- There's no money in it."

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Can l go home now?

"Can l go home now?"

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Yes, Great-grandfather. Have a safe journey home.

"Yes, Great-grandfather. Have a safe journey home."

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And give my love to Tanya.

"And give my love to Tanya."

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Look what he had stolen.

"Look what he had stolen."

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You should have let him keep them.

"You should have let him keep them."

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Jeannie, do you have any idea what these seeds mean?

"Jeannie, do you have any idea what these seeds mean?"

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We're gonna go look up a botanist...

"We're gonna go look up a botanist..."

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...and find out the modern name for these.

"...and find out the modern name for these."

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Oh, it's incredible.

"Oh, it's incredible."

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Why, this is the most exciting find l've ever run across.

"Why, this is the most exciting find l've ever run across."

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-You don't know the half of it. -Oh, there's no doubt about it.

"-You don't know the half of it. -Oh, there's no doubt about it."

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No, no, this is it.

"No, no, this is it."

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-You know the name of it? -l told you the name.

"-You know the name of it? -l told you the name."

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lt is called the geloom seed.

"lt is called the geloom seed."

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These seeds are the seeds of the Lucretia Quimby daisy.

"These seeds are the seeds of the Lucretia Quimby daisy."

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-We're gonna need a lot of them. -Well, they grow like weeds.

"-We're gonna need a lot of them. -Well, they grow like weeds."

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lt was named for his mother by a man named Quimby in the year 1 87 2.

"lt was named for his mother by a man named Quimby in the year 1 87 2."

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That was nice of him, wasn't it?

"That was nice of him, wasn't it?"

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Oh, it goes way back. Several thousand years back.

"Oh, it goes way back. Several thousand years back."

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Yeah, l know. l know. They grow wild in the Middle East.

"Yeah, l know. l know. They grow wild in the Middle East."

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-Grew. -Grew?

"-Grew. -Grew?"

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Yes. You see...

"Yes. You see..."

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...Quimby was an archaeologist as well as a botanist.

"...Quimby was an archaeologist as well as a botanist."

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That's why we have a record of this seed.

"That's why we have a record of this seed."

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And he translated an ancient work on botany.

"And he translated an ancient work on botany."

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Gave the whole history of the plant...

"Gave the whole history of the plant..."

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-...and the blight. -The blight?

"-...and the blight. -The blight?"

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The blight that wiped out the Lucretia Quimby daisy...

"The blight that wiped out the Lucretia Quimby daisy..."

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...in the year 1 .

"...in the year 1 ."

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Hi, Jeannie.

"Hi, Jeannie."

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What are you doing?

"What are you doing?"

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Oh. l am in the middle of an experiment.

"Oh. l am in the middle of an experiment."

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l see. l'm supposed to ask you what the experiment is, right?

"l see. l'm supposed to ask you what the experiment is, right?"

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-Do you really want to know? -Go ahead, tell me.

"-Do you really want to know? -Go ahead, tell me."

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Drink this.

"Drink this."

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What is it?

"What is it?"

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Fresh water.

"Fresh water."

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lt's salt water.

"lt's salt water."

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Yes. l cannot make fresh water out of salt water...

"Yes. l cannot make fresh water out of salt water..."

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...but l have learned how to make salt water out of fresh water.

"...but l have learned how to make salt water out of fresh water."

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