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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Djinn and Water (S01E01)

l haven't had a decent night's sleep since you've been assigned to me.

"l haven't had a decent night's sleep since you've been assigned to me."

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Sorry about that, sir.

"Sorry about that, sir."

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As a psychiatrist, l know that everything has an explanation.

"As a psychiatrist, l know that everything has an explanation."

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And that includes you and this car.

"And that includes you and this car."

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One day l'm going to get to the bottom of it.

"One day l'm going to get to the bottom of it."

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And do you know something, captain?

"And do you know something, captain?"

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That's going to be the happiest day of my life.

"That's going to be the happiest day of my life."

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-Yes, sir. -But would you mind...

"-Yes, sir. -But would you mind..."

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...in the future, please, drive the old-fashioned way?

"...in the future, please, drive the old-fashioned way?"

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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All right, young lady.

"All right, young lady."

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Dr. Bellows is a very suspicious man, is he not?

"Dr. Bellows is a very suspicious man, is he not?"

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He has good reason for being suspicious.

"He has good reason for being suspicious."

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Who said you could take the car and drive without me?

"Who said you could take the car and drive without me?"

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-Well, you did, master. -l what?

"-Well, you did, master. -l what?"

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Well, you told me to go amuse myself...

"Well, you told me to go amuse myself..."

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...and this is what amuses me.

"...and this is what amuses me."

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-lt is faster than a flying carpet. -And a lot more dangerous.

"-lt is faster than a flying carpet. -And a lot more dangerous."

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You are never to do that again. Do you understand?

"You are never to do that again. Do you understand?"

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-Yes, master. -l hope Bilejik is still there.

"-Yes, master. -l hope Bilejik is still there."

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Oh, l will go see.

"Oh, l will go see."

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Put those back.

"Put those back."

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Don't--? Don't you ever knock?

"Don't--? Don't you ever knock?"

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l will not have you injure this one. He belongs to me.

"l will not have you injure this one. He belongs to me."

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The last time you summoned me to help someone...

"The last time you summoned me to help someone..."

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...was 1 500 years ago, and l sold him two pyramids...

"...was 1 500 years ago, and l sold him two pyramids..."

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-...and the scrolls of the Red Sea. -Yes.

"-...and the scrolls of the Red Sea. -Yes."

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Well, this one is different. He is most wise.

"Well, this one is different. He is most wise."

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ln that case, l will just sell him one pyramid.

"ln that case, l will just sell him one pyramid."

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You will sell him nothing.

"You will sell him nothing."

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But he wants to buy my-- My water formula. He--

"But he wants to buy my-- My water formula. He--"

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He is a most eager buyer.

"He is a most eager buyer."

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Can you really take salt out of water?

"Can you really take salt out of water?"

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Oh, it is child's play.

"Oh, it is child's play."

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Then do it for him.

"Then do it for him."

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Oh, he's coming.

"Oh, he's coming."

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My own great-granddaughter.

"My own great-granddaughter."

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Bilejik?

"Bilejik?"

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Bilejik?

"Bilejik?"

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-Excuse me. l thought l lost you. -Oh, you did, did you?

"-Excuse me. l thought l lost you. -Oh, you did, did you?"

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Well, you are not going to get rid of me that easily.

"Well, you are not going to get rid of me that easily."

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Would you mind sitting down in there?

"Would you mind sitting down in there?"

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-Yes. -Thank you.

"-Yes. -Thank you."

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Morning, Tony. Wanna hear some great sounds?

"Morning, Tony. Wanna hear some great sounds?"

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l've got this Afro-Latin record that'll really turn you on.

"l've got this Afro-Latin record that'll really turn you on."

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-l'm kind of busy now. -Nice talking to you.

"-l'm kind of busy now. -Nice talking to you."

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-l got a visitor. -You got a v--?

"-l got a visitor. -You got a v--?"

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You sly dog.

"You sly dog."

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Maybe she'll dig the music, huh? Where is she?

"Maybe she'll dig the music, huh? Where is she?"

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No, no, it's not a girl. lt's a very old man.

"No, no, it's not a girl. lt's a very old man."

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Sure he is.

"Sure he is."

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Well, l'll.... l'll keep the mood music.

"Well, l'll.... l'll keep the mood music."

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Captain Roger Healey, this is Mr. Bilejik.

"Captain Roger Healey, this is Mr. Bilejik."

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Everybody here dresses so oddly.

"Everybody here dresses so oddly."

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Where are you from, Mr. Bilejik?

"Where are you from, Mr. Bilejik?"

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l am from the old country.

"l am from the old country."

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-Really? Where--? Whereabouts? -The old, old country.

"-Really? Where--? Whereabouts? -The old, old country."

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Now, what can l sell you?

"Now, what can l sell you?"

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-Well, what--? What have you got? -Everything.

"-Well, what--? What have you got? -Everything."

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He's kind of an old, old junk man. What are you buying?

"He's kind of an old, old junk man. What are you buying?"

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Well, actually, l am selling my friend here a--

"Well, actually, l am selling my friend here a--"

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l don't think l'll discuss it until l find out if it works.

"l don't think l'll discuss it until l find out if it works."

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-Don't buy any old capsules from him. -Oh, what are they?

"-Don't buy any old capsules from him. -Oh, what are they?"

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l can get you all that you need.

"l can get you all that you need."

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He's a little way out, isn't he? Bye-bye.

"He's a little way out, isn't he? Bye-bye."

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-Oh, thank you. -My record. l'll take it.

"-Oh, thank you. -My record. l'll take it."

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Goodbye, Rog. Thanks for dropping in.

"Goodbye, Rog. Thanks for dropping in."

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-All right, let's get down to business. -Oh, l'm all ready.

"-All right, let's get down to business. -Oh, l'm all ready."

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You bet l'm ready.

"You bet l'm ready."

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l was wondering what would you like...

"l was wondering what would you like..."

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-...in exchange for your process? -Oh, the process. Well...

"-...in exchange for your process? -Oh, the process. Well..."

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...since you are a great friend of my great-granddaughter...

"...since you are a great friend of my great-granddaughter..."

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...l will charge you nothing. That is--

"...l will charge you nothing. That is--"

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Well, that's very kind of you, sir.

"Well, that's very kind of you, sir."

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-Except a little token. -What kind of token?

"-Except a little token. -What kind of token?"

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Well, it would amuse me if l could....

"Well, it would amuse me if l could...."

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lf l could have a little statue l have heard people talking about.

"lf l could have a little statue l have heard people talking about."

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-What kind of statue? -Well, l don't know what the name is...

"-What kind of statue? -Well, l don't know what the name is..."

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...but it is a statue of a little lady holding a torch.

"...but it is a statue of a little lady holding a torch."

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-The Statue of Liberty? -Oh, that's it.

"-The Statue of Liberty? -Oh, that's it."

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You're being unreasonable. l can't give you the Statue of Liberty.

"You're being unreasonable. l can't give you the Statue of Liberty."

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lt doesn't belong to me.

"lt doesn't belong to me."

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No one has ever called Bilejik unreasonable.

"No one has ever called Bilejik unreasonable."

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What about that thing called the Mint?

"What about that thing called the Mint?"

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The Mint? l can't give you the Mint.

"The Mint? l can't give you the Mint."

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-Elizabeth Taylor? -Forget it.

"-Elizabeth Taylor? -Forget it."

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l guess l.... l'd better be getting back home.

"l guess l.... l'd better be getting back home."

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You are not going anywhere.

"You are not going anywhere."

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Not until my master has the formula he wants.

"Not until my master has the formula he wants."

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But he has nothing to trade me for it.

"But he has nothing to trade me for it."

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You ought to hear what he's asking.

"You ought to hear what he's asking."

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Let me deal with him, master.

"Let me deal with him, master."

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-But, Jeannie-- -l will get you what you wish.

"-But, Jeannie-- -l will get you what you wish."

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All right. l'll be out on the patio if you need me.

"All right. l'll be out on the patio if you need me."

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-Don't give away the country, huh? -No.

"-Don't give away the country, huh? -No."

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Oh, my dear great-granddaughter, you are wasting your time...

"Oh, my dear great-granddaughter, you are wasting your time..."

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...because you have nothing to offer me.

"...because you have nothing to offer me."

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Your formula means nothing to me.

"Your formula means nothing to me."

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lt doesn't, eh?

"lt doesn't, eh?"

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Of course not. l just wanted to get him out of the room...

"Of course not. l just wanted to get him out of the room..."

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...so l could wish you a safe journey home.

"...so l could wish you a safe journey home."

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Thank you.

"Thank you."

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-Give my love to the family. -l will.

"-Give my love to the family. -l will."

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Great-grandmother is well?

"Great-grandmother is well?"

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Yes, she is her same old sour-tempered self.

"Yes, she is her same old sour-tempered self."

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And Tanya?

"And Tanya?"

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Tanya?

"Tanya?"

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-The little belly dancer. -Oh, that--? That Tanya?

"-The little belly dancer. -Oh, that--? That Tanya?"

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l think l shall arrange for Great-grandmother to meet her.

"l think l shall arrange for Great-grandmother to meet her."

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No, no, no. Please, please, do not disturb your poor, old grandmother...

"No, no, no. Please, please, do not disturb your poor, old grandmother..."

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...with all of these little problems.

"...with all of these little problems."

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Well, all right. When do you want the formula?

"Well, all right. When do you want the formula?"

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Now. Master?

"Now. Master?"

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Yeah?

"Yeah?"

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My great-grandfather has decided to tell you what you wish to know.

"My great-grandfather has decided to tell you what you wish to know."

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Yes, and you must understand...

"Yes, and you must understand..."

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...that this is just out of the goodness of my heart.

"...that this is just out of the goodness of my heart."

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Because we are a very generous people.

"Because we are a very generous people."

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However, if you wish to show your gratitude--

"However, if you wish to show your gratitude--"

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Great-grandfather.

"Great-grandfather."

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