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Clips from I Dream of Jeannie - Djinn and Water (S01E01)

Morning, Jeannie.

"Morning, Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Good morning, master. l am ready.

"Good morning, master. l am ready."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Oh, yes? Ready for what? -To go for a ride with you...

"-Oh, yes? Ready for what? -To go for a ride with you..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...in the magic cart that goes like the wind.

"...in the magic cart that goes like the wind."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, it's not a cart. lt's a car. A car. l'm afraid l can't take you out today.

"Well, it's not a cart. lt's a car. A car. l'm afraid l can't take you out today."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l'm in the middle of an experiment. -Oh, you always say that.

"-l'm in the middle of an experiment. -Oh, you always say that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, l always am.

"Well, l always am."

I Dream of Jeannie

l know.

"l know."

I Dream of Jeannie

You want me to ask you what this experiment is about.

"You want me to ask you what this experiment is about."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you really wanna know?

"Do you really wanna know?"

I Dream of Jeannie

lf it pleases thee to tell me.

"lf it pleases thee to tell me."

I Dream of Jeannie

l'm working on a small, portable desalinization unit.

"l'm working on a small, portable desalinization unit."

I Dream of Jeannie

And if it works, it's going to solve one of the most pressing problems in--

"And if it works, it's going to solve one of the most pressing problems in--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, in modern history. The shortage of fresh water.

"Well, in modern history. The shortage of fresh water."

I Dream of Jeannie

Very interesting.

"Very interesting."

I Dream of Jeannie

When we go riding, may l sit behind the wheel that moves the magic cart?

"When we go riding, may l sit behind the wheel that moves the magic cart?"

I Dream of Jeannie

With this, if you're stranded in the middle of the ocean...

"With this, if you're stranded in the middle of the ocean..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...on an island, say-- Well, like we were.

"...on an island, say-- Well, like we were."

I Dream of Jeannie

--you can make all the fresh water you need right out of the ocean.

"--you can make all the fresh water you need right out of the ocean."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let us get stranded again so we can try it out.

"Let us get stranded again so we can try it out."

I Dream of Jeannie

-There has to be a way to lick this. -Oh, nothing could be easier.

"-There has to be a way to lick this. -Oh, nothing could be easier."

I Dream of Jeannie

You will sit next to me in the magic cart...

"You will sit next to me in the magic cart..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...and we will ride very fast.

"...and we will ride very fast."

I Dream of Jeannie

Wait a minute. What did you say?

"Wait a minute. What did you say?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l said, you will sit next to me in the magic cart...

"l said, you will sit next to me in the magic cart..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...and we will ride very-- -No, no. l mean, about the seawater.

"-...and we will ride very-- -No, no. l mean, about the seawater."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, that.

"Oh, that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Great-grandfather Bilejik used to do it all the time.

"Great-grandfather Bilejik used to do it all the time."

I Dream of Jeannie

What magic makes your car move, master?

"What magic makes your car move, master?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Forget about the car.

"Forget about the car."

I Dream of Jeannie

Are you trying to tell me that your great-grandfather...

"Are you trying to tell me that your great-grandfather..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...could take salt out of seawater? -Yes.

"-...could take salt out of seawater? -Yes."

I Dream of Jeannie

At least he used to know how to do it 2000 years ago.

"At least he used to know how to do it 2000 years ago."

I Dream of Jeannie

His land was like a Garden of Eden...

"His land was like a Garden of Eden..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...while that of his neighbours all around was like baked clay.

"...while that of his neighbours all around was like baked clay."

I Dream of Jeannie

Great-grandfather would not tell them his secret.

"Great-grandfather would not tell them his secret."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie.

"Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, would he tell you his secret?

"Jeannie, would he tell you his secret?"

I Dream of Jeannie

l suppose so.

"l suppose so."

I Dream of Jeannie

ls there some demon inside your car that makes it move?

"ls there some demon inside your car that makes it move?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, forget about the car, really. l want you to do me a favour.

"Oh, forget about the car, really. l want you to do me a favour."

I Dream of Jeannie

-l will do anything for you, master. -Good.

"-l will do anything for you, master. -Good."

I Dream of Jeannie

l want you to go back and talk to your great-grandfather.

"l want you to go back and talk to your great-grandfather."

I Dream of Jeannie

Have a long talk with him.

"Have a long talk with him."

I Dream of Jeannie

l will do anything for you, master.

"l will do anything for you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Except that.

"Except that."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Why? -Because l will not leave thee.

"-Why? -Because l will not leave thee."

I Dream of Jeannie

But l will do the next best thing.

"But l will do the next best thing."

I Dream of Jeannie

You sent for Bilejik?

"You sent for Bilejik?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you know what it would mean to the rest of the world...

"Do you know what it would mean to the rest of the world..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...if we could supply them with usable ocean water?

"...if we could supply them with usable ocean water?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Money in it? -Well, it'd be very valuable.

"-Money in it? -Well, it'd be very valuable."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, then Bilejik is definitely interested.

"Oh, then Bilejik is definitely interested."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know, l was known as the greatest miser in the world.

"You know, l was known as the greatest miser in the world."

I Dream of Jeannie

l was hoping you had changed.

"l was hoping you had changed."

I Dream of Jeannie

Please be careful, master. He spent most of his time in jail.

"Please be careful, master. He spent most of his time in jail."

I Dream of Jeannie

Don't worry about me. l can handle myself.

"Don't worry about me. l can handle myself."

I Dream of Jeannie

Do you have a written formula for this process of yours, sir?

"Do you have a written formula for this process of yours, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, of course. l have it all written.

"Oh, of course. l have it all written."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Right here in a nutshell. -Would you tell it to me?

"-Right here in a nutshell. -Would you tell it to me?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, we have to have an agreement.

"Well, we have to have an agreement."

I Dream of Jeannie

What kind of an agreement?

"What kind of an agreement?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Believe me, you will not like it, master.

"Believe me, you will not like it, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l should have warned you. He is the black sheep of the family.

"l should have warned you. He is the black sheep of the family."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know, l think we could negotiate much better...

"You know, l think we could negotiate much better..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...if you get her out of here. Out.

"...if you get her out of here. Out."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Well, l will not leave. -Jeannie?

"-Well, l will not leave. -Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Look, why don't you just run along and let the men talk, huh?

"Look, why don't you just run along and let the men talk, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-l know him. He's very cunning. -Can he do what he says?

"-l know him. He's very cunning. -Can he do what he says?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes. But-- -Well, all right, fine.

"-Yes. But-- -Well, all right, fine."

I Dream of Jeannie

-We'll get some kind of a deal. -Well, do we negotiate...

"-We'll get some kind of a deal. -Well, do we negotiate..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...or do l have to leave?

"...or do l have to leave?"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no. We'll negotiate, sir. Don't leave.

"No, no. We'll negotiate, sir. Don't leave."

I Dream of Jeannie

All right. But l warned you, master.

"All right. But l warned you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, why don't you just run along and amuse yourself, huh?

"Jeannie, why don't you just run along and amuse yourself, huh?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-You mean that? -Sure.

"-You mean that? -Sure."

I Dream of Jeannie

Thank you, master.

"Thank you, master."

I Dream of Jeannie

l got rid of her, so we can talk now.

"l got rid of her, so we can talk now."

I Dream of Jeannie

You know-- You know, she is my most favourite great-granddaughter...

"You know-- You know, she is my most favourite great-granddaughter..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...but is honest. Of course, nobody is perfect.

"...but is honest. Of course, nobody is perfect."

I Dream of Jeannie

About this process of yours, sir. ls it expensive?

"About this process of yours, sir. ls it expensive?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, that is the beauty of it. Pennies.

"Oh, that is the beauty of it. Pennies."

I Dream of Jeannie

-How much do you want for it? -No, no, no!

"-How much do you want for it? -No, no, no!"

I Dream of Jeannie

That is no way to negotiate.

"That is no way to negotiate."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, dear, you....

"Oh, dear, you...."

I Dream of Jeannie

You spoiled everything.

"You spoiled everything."

I Dream of Jeannie

Let me help you.

"Let me help you."

I Dream of Jeannie

When you negotiate...

"When you negotiate..."

I Dream of Jeannie

...you pretend that you are not interested.

"...you pretend that you are not interested."

I Dream of Jeannie

Then, perhaps, l will lower my price.

"Then, perhaps, l will lower my price."

I Dream of Jeannie

Oh, well. And would you, sir?

"Oh, well. And would you, sir?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Thou must be kidding.

"Thou must be kidding."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie! Jeannie, no, no, stop. Now, stop! No, no, don't do that.

"Jeannie! Jeannie, no, no, stop. Now, stop! No, no, don't do that."

I Dream of Jeannie

Excuse me, sir. Just make yourself at home. l'll be right back.

"Excuse me, sir. Just make yourself at home. l'll be right back."

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie!

"Jeannie!"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie. Jeannie?

"Jeannie. Jeannie?"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie, now, l mean it, now--

"Jeannie, now, l mean it, now--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Now, listen, Jeannie--

"Now, listen, Jeannie--"

I Dream of Jeannie

Jeannie. Jeannie.

"Jeannie. Jeannie."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No, please, wait.

"No. No, please, wait."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, please, wait. Wait, now, stop!

"No, no, please, wait. Wait, now, stop!"

I Dream of Jeannie

l won't have this anymore. l'm not fooling around.

"l won't have this anymore. l'm not fooling around."

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no, please, wait.

"No, no, please, wait."

I Dream of Jeannie

Wait! Now, stop!

"Wait! Now, stop!"

I Dream of Jeannie

No, no. Please, wait. Wait! Wait. Now, stop.

"No, no. Please, wait. Wait! Wait. Now, stop."

I Dream of Jeannie

Wherever you are, stay there. Hello, Dr. Bellows.

"Wherever you are, stay there. Hello, Dr. Bellows."

I Dream of Jeannie

Captain Nelson, you and l have a lot to talk about.

"Captain Nelson, you and l have a lot to talk about."

I Dream of Jeannie

-Sir? -That car has no driver.

"-Sir? -That car has no driver."

I Dream of Jeannie

No. No, it doesn't. Well, thank heavens no one was hurt.

"No. No, it doesn't. Well, thank heavens no one was hurt."

I Dream of Jeannie

Just by talking to it, you brought that vehicle to a stop.

"Just by talking to it, you brought that vehicle to a stop."

I Dream of Jeannie

That vehicle should never have started, sir.

"That vehicle should never have started, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

l can't wait to hear your explanation.

"l can't wait to hear your explanation."

I Dream of Jeannie

Well, actually, l can't explain it, sir.

"Well, actually, l can't explain it, sir."

I Dream of Jeannie

You're doing some experimental work?

"You're doing some experimental work?"

I Dream of Jeannie

You've rigged it up as a robot car, operated by remote control?

"You've rigged it up as a robot car, operated by remote control?"

I Dream of Jeannie

-Yes, you might say that. -Then again, l might not.

"-Yes, you might say that. -Then again, l might not."

I Dream of Jeannie

l've seen experiments like this, but l've never seen anyone control a car...

"l've seen experiments like this, but l've never seen anyone control a car..."

I Dream of Jeannie

-...by talking to it. -Well, it's new, sir. lt's top-secret.

"-...by talking to it. -Well, it's new, sir. lt's top-secret."

I Dream of Jeannie

That's why it seems so unusual.

"That's why it seems so unusual."

I Dream of Jeannie

Everything about you is unusual, captain.

"Everything about you is unusual, captain."

I Dream of Jeannie

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