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Clips from That '70s Show (1998) - No Quarter (S05E05)

"all new hires are on probation."
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"So at the end of the week, I get to say whether you stay or go."
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"Yeah, nice try. [Chuckles]"
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"No, I'm serious, man. It's all up to me."
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"- Oh, uh, excuse me. - Yes, may I help you?"
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"Oh. Hello, Fez."
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"Fenton."
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"- You two know each other? - I don't want to talk about it."
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"- There's nothing to say. - You can say that again. - Don't tell me what to do."
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"- You'd like that, wouldn't you? - Maybe I would! - Then there's nothing to say!"
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"Yeah."
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"Um, I have a question about this letter."
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"I don't think I'm gonna be able to make a ring payment anytime soon..."
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"so I was wondering if we could work out some kind of deal."
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"[Clicks Tongue] Fine. Here's a deal. Come up with the money by Friday..."
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"or bring the ring back to the store."
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"What? Bring the ring back? No, I can't do that."
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"You can and you will. No later than 5:00."
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"I have a party at 8:00. I need the time to dress."
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"I've been at the other end of Fenton's stick, and that's not a place you want to be."
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"Who am I kidding?"
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"After I can't pay for Donna's ring, no one's gonna be in love with me, honey."
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"Must you mock me, Anne Murray?"
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"Kelso, because of your panty shenanigans..."
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"I'm banning you from the circle."
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"I hereby ban you!"
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"I also hereby eat your burrito."
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"Hey, Hyde? You're not the boss of me!"
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"All right. Well, you can't tell me what to do."
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"Shoot."
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"Well-Well, at least I'm still my own man."
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"No, I'm not!"
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"- [Door Slams] - [Sighs]"
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"What do you supposeJackie and Donna are doing in the room right now?"
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"Combing each other's hair?"
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"Applying moisturizer to their "all-overness"?"
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"Oh, to be a fly in that poop."
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"All I know is I gotta go tell the woman I love that the ring I gave her for all eternity..."
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"was actually for only six-and-a-half weeks."
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"Life's more complicated than one of your simple little ditties, isn't it, Anne Murray?"
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"Anne Murray. [Scoffs]"
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"- What do you know about hard times? - ## [Ends]"
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"[Scoffing] Canada?"
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"You wanna borrow our shower?"
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"Jackie used up all our hot water bathing her dolls."
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"Normally, I'd rather hose off in the driveway than ask you for a favor..."
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"but I'm afraid Bob'll want to act out some car-wash fantasy."
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"You got me there! [Laughs]"
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"Come on, Jo-Jo. We can save water if we soap up together."
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"And when they're done, I'm retiling the whole damn bathroom."
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"Okay, so..."
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"you're absolutely positive that my hairnet has to be pink?"
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"It's gotta match your apron."
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"You're pretty."
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"[Sighs] Jackie, if you're gonna stay here, we need to set up a few ground rules."
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"Okay? You can't just-"
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"What happened to our Led Zeppelin poster?"
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"Oh! I put up the Captain and Tennille instead."
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"No, no, no, no. No way..."
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"is my Led Zeppelin becoming the Captain and Tennille."
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"[Chuckles] Led Zeppelin wishes they could be the Captain and Tennille."
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"What did you say?"
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"Hey, Donna. Um, I need to talk to you for a second."
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"- [Clears Throat] - Um..."
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"I have been thinking all day-"
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"[Sighs] About your eyes."
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"[Chuckles] What?"
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"Yeah, your eyes. They're so beautiful and shiny. You now what else is shiny?"
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"This diamond ring, which has to go back to the store because it isn't paid for."
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"Because you can put a price tag on a ring, but, you know..."
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"who can put a price tag on your eyes? [Chuckles]"
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"Only God, that's who."
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"- You're taking back my ring? - Yeah. I'm sorry."
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"L-"
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"Man, I wish there were another way, but my dad won't let me have a job, and-"
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"God, I'm really sorry."
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"Oh, it's okay, Eric. [Sniffles]"
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"I mean, it doesn't change the way we feel about each other."
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"[Chuckles] As long as we have that, I don't need a silly ring."
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"Um, Donna..."
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"you didn't give me the ring."
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"Yeah, I- I thought you'd think I did."
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"[Laughs] All right."
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"Donna, I promise."
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"- I'm gonna make this up to you. - 'Kay."
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"[Sighs] Um, Donna, you gave me a quarter."
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"Mmm, fine."
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"Hello, Mr. Forman. And you."
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"- Shut your filthy mouth! - [Gasps]"
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"Look, here it is. Here's the ring back."
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"- Oh, honey, that's paid for. - What?"
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"Someone came in and paid through the end of next month."
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"I'm not supposed to say who, but she sure was a pretty little number."
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"I guess."
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"You know what? It was Donna."
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"I can't believe she'd go behind my back like this!"
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"I cannot believe that this man would go behind my back..."
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"and take what was given to me by God himself."
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"All right. What happened between you two anyway?"
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"I'm too much of a man to say."
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"But it involved a half-off sale..."
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"a crowded parking lot, and a pair of pants to make my ass look like an oil painting."
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"If you mean, "old and cracked," then I agree!"
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"- I'll see you in hell! - Well, I'll be wearing your pants!"
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"Okay, I'm feeling a little "in the way" here..."
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"Oh, Roy. Hey, how's it goin' with that hotel chick..."
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"that was all over you, asking for butter?"
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"[Chuckles] Well, I had this idea to surprise her with flowers?"
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"But when I did, she started screamin' and hittin' me."
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"And I guess the lesson is, don't hide in someone's shower."
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"I don't know what's wrong with chicks, man."
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"If I came home and some strange girl was in my shower..."
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"that would be the greatest day of my life!"
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"Yeah!"
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"- So, w-what are you doin'? - Oh, Hyde's makin' me do his laundry."
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"Then after this, I gotta clean out the toilets and hand-test all the mousetraps."
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"This probation period is killin' me."
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"Did Hyde tell you there was a probation period?"
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"Aw, man!"
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"That guy really knows how to enjoy life!"
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