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Clips from Bob's Burgers (2011) - Romancing the Beef (S11E11)

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""To my special valentine, you are my everything."
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"I sleep only so I can dream of you.""
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"- Aw, Bob. - Mm‐hmm."
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"Didn't Gene make me a nice valentine?"
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"It's very romantic for a child?"
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"- Mm‐hmm. - I mean, Dad, did you even make Mom"
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"an embarrassingly mushy valentine?"
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"- Like your son did? - Hey, there's a plan in place."
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"Yeah. We're writing out the ten things"
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"we love most about each other."
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"And then we're gonna share 'em over a bottle of wine."
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"It's like love homework."
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"Oh, that's kind of nice."
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"And hard? I mean, ten turns out to be a lot."
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"That's what God said about the commandments."
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"Well, we tried to finish them last night,"
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"but we were making dinner and then we were cleaning up dinner"
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"and then we were feeling too gassy,"
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"then we fell asleep in front of the TV"
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"and I didn't wake up until a moth flew in my mouth."
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"And I didn't wake up until you screamed."
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"After all these years, you two still sizzle."
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"So we just need to find a quiet minute and crap 'em out."
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"Lovingly. How about you, Tina?"
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"You excited about Tammy's Valentine's Day thingy?"
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"It's an Anti‐Valentine's Day thingy, actually."
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"- Okay. - It's a party for kids who are tired"
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"of living up to society's expectation of romance"
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"just because it's February 14th."
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"So things with Jimmy Jr. are...?"
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"I don't know. He's at an overnight wrestling meet"
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"this weekend, and before he left I said, "So, any ideas"
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"about how to handle V‐Day while you're gone?""
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"And he was like, "What's V‐Day?""
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"And I was like, "That's my super cool abbreviation"
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"for Valentine's Day?""
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"But by then he had his headphones on and was singing"
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"a Red Hot Chili Peppers song really loud."
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"- Guy's a catch. - So when I heard about"
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"Tammy's party, I was very interested."
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"Hearts are farts, people, and Cupid is stupid."
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"Cupid's just a baby who likes to watch people kiss."
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"And I'm not saying any of this"
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"because I don't have a boyfriend."
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"You so don't have a boyfriend, Tammy."
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"Shut it. So I'm inviting a group"
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"of single girls and guys who want to get away"
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"from all the rom‐dram for one night."
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"Sign me up, 'cause that's me."
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"Ooh, space is actually limited."
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"Plus, Tina, come on, you're a total Valentine head."
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"Nope, nope, not this year I'm not."
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"Hmm, I'd valentine that."
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"Oh, uh, sorry. Hearts are farts."
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"So Tammy invited me."
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"Or actually she invited a bunch of your burgers"
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"and said I could come with."
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"Oh. A bunch sounds like a lot."
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"Free advertising?"
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"- Thanks? - You're welcome."
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"Bob, Bob, what about how well Linda sings"
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"that jingle on the radio about the accident lawyers?"
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"She nails it every time."
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"I really can do this myself, Teddy."
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"Well, you need ten and I got a list you can use."
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"- You have a list? - Forget it."
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"Linda, what about Bob's knuckle hair?"
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"Like, sometimes it catches the light just so?"
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"And it makes you feel safe?"
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"(whispers): I already got that one."
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"Ugh, Jimmy's really going overboard"
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"with his Valentine's shtick again this year."
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"LINDA: "Tie‐the‐Knot Garlic Knots Appetizers,"
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"$20." What a friggin' rip‐off."
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"- I'm not not knots interested. - Way to keep an open mind, Gene."
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"Oh, crap. Here comes Jimmy."
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"Hey, Bob, I saw you guys gawking at my place."
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"If you were hoping to get a table for tonight,"
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"you can forget it."
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"- I'm booked solid. - We don't care, Jimmy."
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"I still got dopes calling and begging for reservations."
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"I just hold the phone down to my butt and fart on 'em, so..."
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"Hey, Jimmy, people are still calling."
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"Should I just keep farting?"
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"Yeah, if you got 'em locked and loaded."
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"The last two were silent. I had to tell 'em what I did."
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"I'd send the overflow to you, Bob,"
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"but I know how scared you are of actually having customers."
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"- Zoom. - Ha. You're standing in your own way."
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"- Trev, don't... - What? He is."
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"Eh, let's go back. I feel a fart coming on."
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"I don't want to waste it in here."
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"It wouldn't be a waste, Jimmy!"
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"- Good one, Dad. - (groans)"
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"So why aren't we open late"
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"for Valentine's dinner?"
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"Well, we're not really a datey,"
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"romantic restaurant."
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"We're just a "shove a burger in your face" place."
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"And a "sip on a soda and yak" shack."
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"Yeah, but tonight the streets are crawling"
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"with romantic suckers who haven't gotten"
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"their crap together enough to book a reservation someplace."
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"Yeah, so?"
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"So they'd probably go anywhere tonight,"
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"even here."
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"This is insulting but kind of inspiring?"
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"I do hate to think of all those poor lovers"
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"with nowhere to go, sitting at home,"
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"crying into their microwave dinners."
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"I mean, to do it right we'd have to dress things up."
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"Tablecloths, candles."
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"You could borrow the Valentine's decorations"
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"I got up in my apartment."
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"You decorate your apartment for Valentine's Day?"
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"Some of the rooms. It's not weird that I do that."
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"No, it's not weird. It's just sad."
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"I wonder how many people we could pack into this dump."
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"Teddy, do you think you could pull the booths away"
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