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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Training Day (S01E01)

"Has Safi been killed by the secret police?"
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"JK, JK, he hasn't."
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"We've done this hundreds of times, but it's still my favorite. I'm addicted!"
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"And it never bothers you?"
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"Which part?"
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"The part where she's tragically trapped in an endless loop of lost memories?"
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"Emmy, let Yara and I have this."
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"Oh! There he is."
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"Oh! What a God damn Phoenician hunk."
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"-Damn!"
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"I didn't think you'd come."
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"Of course, I love you. I'd walk 500 kilometers for you."
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"And I would walk 500 more just to be your--"
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"Just shut up and kiss me!"
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"Mmm…"
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"Look at them. Such passion."
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"Such a sunset. I want to stay here forever."
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"Ma! It's me, your son, Amir."
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"Do you know where they put the good blankets I got you?"
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"-Amir?"
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"You know, the ones with the Yorkshire Terriers you love?"
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"-Safi? -Not Safi."
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"-Why no Safi? -Amir."
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"Excuse me, do you know where our good blankets are? It's freezing in here."
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"-I can see my mother's nipples. -Safi!"
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"What's happening? Why's that man talking about your nipples?"
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"Where are we?"
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"We're back in the U.S. of A-holes. He does this all the time."
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"Walter, you're sweating."
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"Stressing her out. Sticking her in here to die."
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"Why can't she just be back in Lebanon with Safi?"
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"-This is so fucking unfair."
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"Walter? Be careful. You're turning into a Hateworm."
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"Love lesson number one million and one!"
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"The line between love and hate is thin as hell!"
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"You'd think if you cum enough,"
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"it'll finally drain the fat"
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"out of your fat fucking face,"
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"but that's just your mother talking."
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"Didn't that feel good?"
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"Yeah. I feel fucking skinny."
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"Oh! Pfft! Come on, Maurice. Don't you see what she's trying to do?"
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"What, help me divorce my self-esteem from my load size?"
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"No! She's trying to tame you. She's trying to tame all of us!"
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"I can imagine how frightening that must be for you, Mona."
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"I can imagine popping out your eyeballs"
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"and dangling them from my crotch like a pair of testicles."
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"Thank you for that."
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"Come on, we are Hormone Monsters, don't you forget it."
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"We're the fucking rock stars who get rock stars fucked."
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"-It's true. -Does Steve Winwood count?"
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"'Cause I work with Steve Winwood."
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"And rock stars write songs about fucking that make other people fuck!"
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"-Alright! -Steve Winwood fucks."
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"More than you'd think."
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"You tame us, you tame them."
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"And if humans stop fucking, no more humans!"
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"-Yes! -No more humans, no more Human Resources."
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"Yeah! And then you're all stuck working with that alien race"
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"that hasn't evolved past sucking its own dick."
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"You wanna talk abut sex in the workplace?"
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"-Well, honey, sex is my workplace."
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"Yeah! Preach, Mona, preach!"
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"-What do we want? -Sex!"
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"And when do we want it?"
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"All the time!"
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"-Sex! Sex! Sex! Sex! -Chex Mix! Chex Mix! Chex Mix!"
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"Hey, Rick. We're chanting, "sex," bud."
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"-Your move, Empathy. -Sex, sex!"
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"Stop! Okay. What if, as a compromise,"
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"I get Corporate to give you guys your own designated fuck room?"
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"Oh, with a drain in the middle so we can hose down our drippings?"
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"Well, that sounds more like a murder room."
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"Yeah! To murder our private parts in."
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"Well, Mona, what do you say?"
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"They're falling in love."
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"Throw in a flat-screen telly and a subscription to Starz."
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"With a "Z.""
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"-And I suppose we have a deal. -Done."
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"-Hey, listen, could we get a dildo cubby? -Yes!"
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"I'm just thinking ahead."
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"-Where are we? I'm so confused!"
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"Mama, please."
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"How dare you put your mother in this zoo for old people?"
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"-Relax. Take a deep breath. -Leave me alone!"
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"Do you know what an insult that is to your mama?"
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"-She did everything for you!"
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"-Walter!"
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"-I fucking hate her being old. -Ahh!"
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"He just wants his mother to have the good blankets."
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"At least he visits her. He's doing his best!"
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"-Oh, Mama, I almost forgot. -Oh, my God! What was that?"
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"-Is this rose tea from the café?"
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"Yeah, I told you. I ordered it from YourLebaneseMothersTeas.com."
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"-Aww. -And it's not cheap."
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"-Here, Walter, smell. Smell the tea."
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"Oh. Oh!"
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"That smells like… Safi."
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"Finally. I bought these nice blankets"
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"for my mother and you keep them in the closet?"
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"-What are we paying you for?"
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"This is my son Amir."
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"He visits me every day and he takes the best care of me."
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"Please, Mama. Not in front of the doggies."
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"I always forget this part. It's nice."
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""Always"? This happens every time?"
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"Oh, no. Sometimes I really lose my shit."
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"And he keeps visiting even though you freak out on him?"
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"And she doesn't know who he is half the time?"
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"Well, he loves her."
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"Huh. I guess love means showing up?"
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"Well, look at you! All the way up to lesson number one million and two."
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"Hm… And so then, maybe, I should be showing up for Becca."
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"Hey, now, you're not as grossly incompetent as you claim to be."
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"Well, I never said that."
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"Oh! Then who said that? Somebody said that."
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"Did I say that? I probably did."
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"Hey, Petey-Petey, you rock-hard sweetie. You still mad at me?"
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"Hey, Rochelle-Rochelle. You are a Lovebug. We work together."
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"I guess that's a no?"
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