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Clips from Human Resources (2022) - Training Day (S01E01)

"The Apple TV remote, Adolf Hitler from Nazi Germany."
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"Oh! And the sound of toenails getting clipped."
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"Okay. Great."
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"Now let's pretend that you're at your desk and I've come by to be a Chatty Kathy."
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"All right…"
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"You may begin."
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"Oh, hey, Connie."
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"Sorry I was late for work. Mama's sick again."
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"I wonder when I'll ever have my own life,"
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"-free of Mama, from all that wailing."
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"Oh, my God, do you mind?"
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"And scene. Now, Connie, how did that make you feel?"
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"Bad! Like I gotta poop at a house party."
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"So, would you say that I was considerate in that interaction?"
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"No! And you knew I didn't like that."
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"Exactly. But I did it anyway."
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"That's what we've been doing fucking in front of our co-workers."
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"-We've been bad little birdies. -This is all such bullshit!"
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"Gavin, where's this resistance coming from?"
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"I don't know. My dick?"
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"-But you can always lop it off!"
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"-Gavin? -Yes?"
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"-Please pull out your pecker. -Yeah? Why?"
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"You said I could lop it off and I would like to lop it off, please."
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"Right from where the shaft meets the balls."
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"Oh God! Please don't take my dick."
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"Why, Gavin? Why shouldn't I take your dick?"
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"Because I want it! I just… I-- I don't-- I don't think I deserve it!"
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"And why don't you deserve it?"
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"Because it's such a good penis. And I'm such a bad monster."
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"Wow, that is a breakthrough."
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"Mmm. Mama earned her glass of rat's blood tonight."
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"Ooh, ooh! Now do me."
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"Yeah, I wanna know why I hold onto so many winter coats."
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"-I wanna know why I'm afraid of dolls."
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"I want to know why I work with such a bunch of pathetic pussies."
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"Okay, I bet she could tell ya."
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"You're gonna love Yara."
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"All my clients are my favorite, but Yara truly is my number one."
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"-I'm her ride or die."
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"Oh, man. You should have warned me your client was an old person."
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"I know we're not supposed to say it, but the elderly have a stew smell."
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"Well, if we're not supposed to say it, then, honey, don't say it."
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"Knock-knock. Guess who?"
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"-Safi! -That's right, baby. It's Safi time."
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"Wait, Walter, what's happening? Who's Safi?"
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"Ooh, get ready for some shit, bug!"
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"-Are you Safi? Oh, God. Am I Safi?"
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"Ah! Beirut, 1972."
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"-Wait, what? How did we get here? -Well, it's Yara's dementia."
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"Oh, no, Yara has dementia?"
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"Uh-uh. Yara gets dementia because Yara has Alzheimer's."
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"It's one of those diseases some humans get as they get older."
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"It causes these fabulous time distortions."
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"-Whoa. -Yara, my darling,"
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"we have a date with destiny."
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"You look so handsome in your suit, Walter."
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"You know, I always dress up for…"
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"-Safi!"
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"Ooh-ooh! I'm gonna order a Lebanese cocktail."
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"-Shh! -What?"
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"It's five o'clock in someone's mental decline."
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"Hush! Destiny enters stage right."
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"Safi!"
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"Oh, Safi is the waiter."
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"She came here every day after university to see him."
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"He serves her favorite rosewater tea without asking"
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"and an almond cookie he never charges her for."
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"Actually, he stole a lot of stuff under the table,"
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"but alas, because of her family, they could never be seen together."
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"Okay, forbidden love."
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"Now, you're speaking my Danielle Steel language."
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"Those books are porn."
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"And isn't Yara just a star?"
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"I mean, following her heart, tradition be damned."
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"Oh! Look, it's happening."
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"Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What does it say?"
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""Tonight. The beach. Meet me.""
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"Oh! Such concise language."
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"Man, I have a huge boner in my heart for these two."
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"To quote Danielle Steel, "My member is throbbing.""
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""Full vehicle wrap, neon purple underglow kit"?"
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"-"Custom Suns airbags"?"
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"Yeah, makes me want to crash my car."
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"Uh, how could you possibly afford all this, Doug?"
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"You're a TaskRabbit."
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"-Actually, my rating dropped too low. -Oh, God."
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"There was some mounting evidence"
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"-of some TV mounting accidents, so… -Sure."
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"…now I'm just a rabbit 'cause I still love to fuck!"
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"-You sure do. -Go easy on him, Pete."
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"He just lost his job."
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"Freelance labor matched to temporary local demand"
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"through an exploitative app is technically not a job, Rochelle."
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"-Sounds like a job to me. Money is money. -It's a gig. A gig!"
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"Jeez, Pete, you sound a lot like Donna."
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"And what about Donna, Doug?"
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"You're supposed to be saving money to buy Donna an engagement ring."
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"-Oh! Damn. I didn't think about that. -No, you didn't."
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"I was caught in the rapture of love."
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"-What in the absolute fuck did you do now? -And here it comes."
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"-I-- I can explain. -It's so fucking purple!"
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"Well, it's also orange and yellow."
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"I can't fuckin' believe you, Doug. You did it again."
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"Oh, God. Did what again, babe?"
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"Made me fall in love with you."
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"-I love it! And I love you!"
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"Oh, babe, I love you!"
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"Okay. This doesn't make any sense."
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"That's love, baby."
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"You know what?"
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"I was gonna wait to do this at the Suns versus Nets game next week,"
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"but I'm so goddamn wet right now."
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"Douglas Frederick, will you marry me?"
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"Yes! Yes! Several times, yes!"
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"Now let's get all Steve Nashty in that throbbing chariot of yours. Go, Suns!"
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"Go, Suns!"
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"-Go, Suns!"
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"Go, Suns."
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"Yara's here. She's ready, but will Safi show?"
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