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Clips from Disenchantment - The Unbearable Lightning of Bean (S04E04)

"Sorcerio, whip me up some kind of magic potion to attract bears!"
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"Oh, you've come to the right place."
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"You have your choice."
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"Rancid butter, fermented salmon oil"
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"or hot garbage juice."
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"All of the above."
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"Oh, my."
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"Start smearing."
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"[grunting]"
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"King Zøg, you didn't sign out."
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"Where are you going?"
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"Don't follow me. I'm on a secret mission. [grunts]"
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""Secret mission"? What does that mean?"
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"That means we follow him in secret."
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"[Zøg] No, it doesn't!"
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"[animal chitters]"
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"[birds chirping]"
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"Ah, all alone."
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"Just me and the sounds of the forest."
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"Who's there?"
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"[Turbish imitates chirping]"
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"The hell kind of bird is that?"
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"[Turbish] Tit willow."
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"[exclaims]"
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"Ow!"
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"Okay, now listen."
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"I want you to stay far away from me."
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"Watch the direction I go, and you go the opposite way. Far!"
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"Opposite means the same."
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"[exclaims] Go!"
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"Ugh. Dumbasses."
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"[Turbish] We can still hear you."
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"Oh, jeez, well, stop listening, damn it!"
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"-[Turbish] Yes, sir. -Don't say, "Yes, sir.""
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"-[Turbish] No, sir. -Don't say nothing!"
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"[Turbish] Silence, sir."
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"Now it's time for the real hunt."
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"Love."
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"-[Turbish] Love? -[exclaims] You! Come on."
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"[Turbish] Come on."
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"-[grunts] -[Turbish grunts]"
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"-Will you shut up! -[Turbish] You shut up!"
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"I'm going to kill you."
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"[Turbish] You have to find me first."
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"[Mertz] Ow."
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"[Turbish] Ha-ha. You shot Mertz."
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"[grunting]"
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"That's it, Tubby. You know the way."
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"Yes, the way to the buffet. [laughs]"
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"You see, that was a joke because he's a fat man."
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"Yes, yes, and you're just big boned."
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"[Zøg panting]"
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"[grunting]"
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"It's that crown-stealing moose that's always making a fool out of me."
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"Ow!"
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"No!"
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"What do you need two crowns for?"
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"What, do you think you're better than me?"
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"[bear cub laughs]"
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"Oh. It's a wee little bear cub."
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"Ain't you the sweetest-- Ow! You little bastard!"
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"Why, I… Don't make me come up there. Ow!"
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"Right in the old soft spot."
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"I'll murderlize that bear."
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"[bear cub laughs]"
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"Okay, you got the higher ground now, but I swear I'll be back with stilts."
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"[groans]"
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"I must be getting close to where the bears live,"
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"or at least where they dump their crummy kids."
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"[upbeat music playing]"
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"[Luci scatting]"
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"♪ Drip ♪"
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"How can I get over you when you're not even here to reject me?"
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"[crowd] ♪ Hey! ♪"
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"Bean? Are you okay?"
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"You're not drinking."
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"I brought you a beer."
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"Oops. Sorry. I just finished it."
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"Oh. Hey, guys, pull up a rock."
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"Bean, what's wrong?"
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"You look like you could use the advice of two ignorant but well-meaning friends."
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"-[sighs] -I know what it is."
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"You've been bummed out ever since you found out"
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"that your people were cruel, bloodthirsty savages."
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"But you know what I say?"
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"Let it go."
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"You're perfect and you're beautiful and life is good."
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"Are you drunk?"
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"I am a little, but that's not the point."
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"Listen to me. Hey! Come here."
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"Look at me."
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"Listen to me."
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"It's okay."
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"God, your cheeks are like rubber."
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"Rubbaba, rubbaba…"
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"[exclaiming]"
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"It's been a long day."
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"Let's just go home and stare at the ceiling."
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"[groans] It's so far and it's all uphill."
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"And I've got corns on my bunions."
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"Elfo, can you carry me?"
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"I know a shortcut."
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"Hmm?"
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"[thunder claps]"
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"These bones…"
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"animal carcasses, picnic baskets…"
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"[sniffs]"
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"I'd know that smell anywhere."
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"Ursula, baby, it's me, Zøg!"
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"Uh, don't be frightened."
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"I ain't as furry these days, I got a haircut from Big Jo."
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"Ah, never mind."
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"I missed you."
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"-[roars] -[Zøg exclaims]"
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"[grunts and groans]"
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"Uh…"
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"You know, I almost got mauled back there."
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"Oh, you still got a mauling coming."
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"[both exclaim]"
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"Ooh, what is that intoxicating stank?"
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