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Clips from Disenchantment - The Unbearable Lightning of Bean (S04E04)

"[opening theme music playing]"
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"♪ Hey! ♪"
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"[somber instrumental music playing]"
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"[Zøg whistles] Beanie!"
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"Hey, you're alive!"
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"-Yay! -[Oona] Crazy girl!"
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"[Luci] Bean in the house!"
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"[Elfo exclaiming]"
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"[grunts]"
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"Oh, Bean, every time I find you alive is such nice surprise."
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"You never hugged me because I was alive."
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"I hate this family."
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"[Elfo] So, what the heck happened?"
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"How'd you manage to get back to shore before us? Huh?"
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"Oh, a sea turtle gave me a ride back. That's what happened."
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"Sea turtles aren't that fast."
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"Why does… Why does it matter?"
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"We're concerned with sea turtles now?"
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"Just be happy I'm alive."
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"-Like I am. -Jeez."
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"Okay, I will take that answer at face value and not ask you about"
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"that mysterious, new necklace you're obviously hiding."
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"[Luci] Listen up, y'all, Queen Bean is back from the dead"
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"and orders you to spend your money at Luci's pub."
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"[Bean] I didn't really, but whatever."
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"[Luci] Half-eaten nachos half-off for all pants-crappin' low lives."
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"[Elfo] Ha! That's me."
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"[Luci] Come and get it. Drink up, you scumbags."
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"[squirrels chittering]"
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"Hmm?"
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"[birds screeching]"
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"[animals scrambling]"
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"Oh, no, they're back."
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"Yee-haw!"
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"Uh-uh, I've always been a firm believer in "stand your ground" until now."
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"Okay, girls, set wings to haul ass."
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"Look at all the romance all over there."
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"Everyone's got someone but me."
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"And I'm the King."
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"King of loneliness."
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"And the duke of horniness. [sighs]"
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"[grumbles] At least Oona knows how heartbreak feels."
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"[Oona screaming]"
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"[sighs] Back for 20 minutes and already the solitude is more than I could bear."
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"Bear…"
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"Ursula the bear. [sighs]"
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"Eh, Bean, do you mind?"
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"I'm trying to be depressed over here."
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"I was here first, Dad."
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"Aw, sweetie…"
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"All right, what's going on?"
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"You only "Aw, sweetie" me if you just executed one of my friends."
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"Look, Porky was a mistake."
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"I just want to know…"
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"-Are you happy? -What?"
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"[hesitating] Yeah, I mean, I have my very own kingdom."
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"Great friends."
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"Except, Porky's gone now."
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"I have this bitching crown--"
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"Hold on a minute, you didn't answer my question."
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"Are you happy?"
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"Yeah… No."
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"[hesitates] What's happy, really?"
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"Oh, my God, you're in love."
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"Oh, jeez. I'm sorry."
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"I don't know what I was thinking--"
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"Maybe I am."
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"-Yeah? -Yeah."
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"The thing is, I just don't know what's going on."
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"Oh, yeah, I've been there."
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"And when you finally do figure it out, it's too late."
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"That's exactly what I'm afraid of."
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"One moment, it's all ukuleles in moonlight,"
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"and then it's just gone."
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"Is there something wrong with me?"
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"Why can't I stop thinking about that stupid, perfect mermaid?"
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"Mermaid, huh?"
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"Hey, if you don't like it, I will fight you."
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"[laughs]"
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"You know, my first love was a mermaid, too."
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"-Really? -Oh, like father, like daughter."
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"Oh, boy, that was a doozy."
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"It didn't work out."
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"I mean, we were so different."
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"She was a blonde, I had red hair."
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"And mermaid culture… Oof, so much wetter than ours."
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"Oh."
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"-Did she break your heart? -Worse."
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"We broke each other's hearts."
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"Yeah, that's the scary part."
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"Uh, story of my life."
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"I was always too afraid to try."
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"Remember Ursula?"
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"Ursula the bear?"
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"Yeah, I remember Ursula."
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"She thought I was a giant squirrel."
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"Man, I was crazy about her,"
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"but I always told myself it wasn't the right time."
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"It's only now that I realize that there's never a right time for love."
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"-Love is always risky. -And confusing."
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"-And freaky. -And scary."
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"And sweet."
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"And unexpected, like a sucker punch."
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"-Boom! -Ow. [groans]"
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"I'll come back later."
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"Dad, if you think Ursula's the one, you've got to try."
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"[grumbles] You think so?"
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"Don't let fear get in the way of happiness."
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"Get out of here and go find that destructive bear-woman."
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"-I'll watch the throne. -Really?"
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"Thanks, Beanie. [laughs]"
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"[kisses] You give good advice."
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"You know what I wish?"
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"You'd take it once in a while."
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"I'll think about it…"
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"every night…"
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"for the rest of my life."
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"[sighs]"
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"Page boy, take the throne. [sighs]"
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"I could so overthrow you."
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