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Clips from Resident Alien (2021) - The Weight (S02E02)

"You still got it, Coach."
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"- What the hell?"
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"It's the ghost of D'Arcy Bloom."
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"Nice to see you."
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"I keep missing you at Thanksgiving."
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"Susan keeps making that cranberry pie you love"
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"in case you show up."
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"- I don't like for people to make a big fuss about me."
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"- D'Arcy Bloom! - In the flesh."
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"- [gasps]"
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"I have a poster of you in my bedroom."
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"- She's obsessed with you."
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"She's seen all your videos,"
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"like, a million times on YouTube."
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"- Dude, shut up."
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"- No, no, no. Do not shut up. Keep it coming."
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"- Okay, time to head back up there."
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"- Can we get a photo with you?"
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"- Hell yeah, let's do it."
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"- [giggles]"
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"- Come on. - Okay."
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"Say "cheese!""
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"- [chuckles] [camera shutter snaps]"
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"- Nice. - Thank you!"
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"- You're welcome. - Thanks so much."
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"- Thank you. - Now, get out of here."
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"- Bye."
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""Say 'cheese'"? Such a dad move."
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"- Such a kid move only texting me,"
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"what, three times a year?"
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"- To be fair, that's more than I text my actual parents."
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"- Yeah. I know you're busy."
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"- I mean, not really."
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"- Maybe that's the problem."
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"- Who said there was a problem?"
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"- You, when you showed up here instead of just texting me."
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"- I don't know."
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"Got a lot going on, I guess, and..."
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"I don't really know where to start,"
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"so I just came up here to clear my head."
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"- You remember when we first met?"
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"I gave you a whole bunch of stuff to work on."
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"It was a disaster."
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"You got your head all turned around."
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"But then we pared it down to just one thing:"
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"keep your tips on the snow run after run, that's right."
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"And you did! And then you'd work"
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"on the next thing until you got that too."
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"Eventually you had the fastest zipper line"
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"in the country."
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"- And then I fell."
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"- Everyone falls."
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"Question is, then what?"
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"You know, the Hardpack Tournament's coming up."
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"- No, it's been way too long."
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"- Never too late for a comeback."
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"Maybe you just need to find that one thing to focus on"
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"and then the rest will follow."
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"Okay, nice."
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"Nice calm upper body, but I need you to keep"
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"those knees good and tight, all right?"
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"- [sighs] - Let's try it again."
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"- I got in trouble for being your butler, you know."
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"I shouldn't even be helping you anymore."
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"Have Ms. Twelvetrees help you."
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"- Asta isn't talking to me right now."
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"Oh!"
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"What about that funny girl?"
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"[chuckles] She's walking on those stick legs."
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"- Nope."
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"- But you didn't even look. - Don't need to."
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"If it's a girl, it's not him."
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"- How do you know it is a him?"
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"- I didn't say "him.""
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"I said "shepherd's pie.""
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"- [chuckles] That is a terrible lie."
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"They do not even sound alike."
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"And shepherd's pie, that is--it's not a pie."
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"It should be called shepherd's meat vomit."
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"- Fine, I lied."
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"But I promised Sahar I wouldn't tell."
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"She's my friend."
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"- Well, what about me? I am your friend."
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"- You don't treat me like I'm your friend."
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"- Well, you are not my friend."
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"I am your friend."
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"See? There's a difference."
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"- Sahar's my best friend."
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"- Well, if Sahar is your friend,"
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"then you should want to protect her."
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"That baby eats meat."
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"And even though your best friend"
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"is mostly gristle, she will still be tasty."
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"You need to tell me where she is right now."
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"[uneasy music]"
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"♪"
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"- Jesus."
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"You people are crazy."
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"♪"
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"- Don't do anything stupid."
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"I just want to give you this."
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"It's alien technology."
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"I need you to tell me how your people use this."
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"- Stay back."
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"This is an alien laser."
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"Don't move, or I will blast you."
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"- [chuckles]"
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"Shit."
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"You really are just a stupid human."
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"[sighs] That's a pool ball."
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"This..."
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"is alien technology."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"♪"
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"Don't let go of it."
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"- [screams]"
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"[thuds]"
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"[mellow music]"
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"- [sighs]"
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"- ♪ Ooh, ooh"
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