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Clips from American Beauty (1999)

"You know, I suppose technically I'm the competition,"
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"but I mean, hey, I don't flatter myself..."
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"that I'm even in the same league as you."
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"I don't."
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"I'd love to."
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"- Really? - Absolutely."
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"Call my secretary. Have her schedule a lunch."
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"I'll do that. Thank you."
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"Did you ever see that movie where the body is walking around..."
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"carrying its own head, and then the head goes down on that babe?"
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"Re-Animator."
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"Look."
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"I'm not paying you to do whatever it is you're doing out here."
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"Fine. So don't pay me."
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"Excuse me?"
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"I quit, so you don't have to pay me. Now leave me alone."
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"Asshole."
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"I think you just became my personal hero."
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"Doesn't that make you nervous, just quitting your job like that?"
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"Well, I guess when you're all of, what, 16..."
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"Eighteen. I just do these gigs as a cover."
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"I have other sources of income."
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"But my dad interferes less in my life when I pretend..."
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"to be an upstanding young citizen with a respectable job."
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"Lester?"
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"- What are you doing? - Honey, this is... Ricky Fitts."
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"This is Ricky Fitts."
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"I'm Ricky Fitts. I just moved into the house next to you."
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"I go to school with your daughter."
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"- With Jane? - Yeah."
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"- Really? - Jane."
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"Hi. I'm ready to go. I'll meet you out front."
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"Oh, I'm in trouble."
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"Nice meeting you, Ricky. Thanks for the thing."
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"Anytime. Lester?"
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"If you want any more, you know where I live."
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"Oh, shit. They're home. Quick. Let's go up to my room."
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"I should say hi to your dad."
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"I don't want to be rude."
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"Nice suit."
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"You're looking good, Mr. Burnham."
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"Last time I saw you, you looked kind of wound up."
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"Ooh, is that root beer?"
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"I love root beer, don't you?"
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"- Hey. - Hi, Mom."
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"- Hi. - Remember Angela?"
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"Yes, of course."
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"I forgot to tell you. She's going to spend the night. Is that okay?"
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"- Sorry about my dad. - Don't be. I think it's funny."
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"Yeah, to you he's just another guy who wants to jump your bones."
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"But to me, he's just... too embarrassing to live."
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"Well, your mom's the one who's embarrassing. What a phony."
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"- But your dad's actually kind of cute. - Shut up."
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"He is. If he just worked out a little, he'd be hot."
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"- Shut up! - Come on."
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"Like you've never sneaked a peek at him in his underwear? I bet he's got a big dick."
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"You are so grossing me out right now."
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"If he built up his chest and arms, I would totally fuck him."
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"I would. I would suck your dad's big fat dick,"
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"and then I'd fuck him until his eyes rolled back in his head."
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"Jane, shh. What was that noise?"
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"- I swear I heard something. - Yeah."
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"That was the sound of you being a huge, disgusting pig."
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"No, I'm serious."
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"See?"
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"- Oh, my God. Jane. - What is it?"
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"It's that psycho next door."
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"Jane, what if he worships you?"
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"What if he's got a shrine with pictures of you surrounded by dead people's heads and stuff?"
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"Shit. I bet he's filming us right now."
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"Really?"
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"Welcome to America's Weirdest Home Videos."
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"Ricky?"
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"Coming, Dad."
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"You know I don't like locked doors in my house, boy."
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"- I'm sorry. I must've locked it by accident. - Mm."
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"So what's up?"
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"I... I need a urine sample."
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"Wow."
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"It's been six months already."
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"Can I give it to you in the morning? I just took a whiz."
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"Yeah. I suppose."
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"Y-You know..."
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"Well, good night, son."
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"I've been waiting for you."
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"You've been working out, haven't you?"
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"I can tell."
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"I was hoping you could give me a bath."
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"I'm very, very dirty."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Nothing."
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"- You were masturbating. - I was not."
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"Yes, you were."
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"Oh, all right. So shoot me. I was whacking off."
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"That's right. I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot."
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"You know, saying "hi" to my monster."
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"That's disgusting."
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"Well, excuse me, but some of us still have blood pumping through our veins."
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"- So do I. - Really?"
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"Well, I'm the only one who seems to be doing anything about it."
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"Lester, I refuse to live like this!"
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"This is not a marriage."
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"This hasn't been a marriage for years,"
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"but you were happy as long as I kept my mouth shut."
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"Well, guess what. I've changed."
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"And the new me whacks off when he feels horny..."
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"'cause you're obviously not going to help me out in that department."
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"I see. You think you're the only one who's sexually frustrated."
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"I'm not? Well, then, come on, baby. I'm ready."
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"Don't you mess with me, mister."
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"I will divorce you so fast, it'll make your head spin."
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"On what grounds?"
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"I'm not a drunk. I don't fuck other women."
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"I don't mistreat you. I've never hit you."
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"I don't even try to touch you, since you made it so abundantly clear..."
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"just how unnecessary you consider me to be!"
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"But... I did support you when you got your license."
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"And some people might think that entitles me to half of what's yours."
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"Oh!"
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"So, turn out the light when you come back to bed, okay?"
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