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Clips from Benson (1979) - Don't Quote Me (S01E01)

"(BIRDS CHIRPING)"
Benson (1979)
"(DOG BARKING)"
Benson (1979)
"Okay, next one."
Benson (1979)
"Who said, "Give me liberty or give me death"?"
Benson (1979)
"My teacher."
Benson (1979)
"With you in her class I can understand why."
Benson (1979)
"You didn't read this, did you?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, I wasn't expecting trick questions."
Benson (1979)
"Katie, it says right here in big bold letters,"
Benson (1979)
""Patrick Henry, Voice for Freedom.""
Benson (1979)
"Who cares about history?"
Benson (1979)
"That stuff's already happened."
Benson (1979)
"I want to live in the future."
Benson (1979)
"Well, in the future, you'll be still trying to pass the third grade."
Benson (1979)
"KRAUS: (SHOUTING) Don't touch that!"
Benson (1979)
"Miss Kraus."
Benson (1979)
"Yes?"
Benson (1979)
"Who turned up this thermostat?"
Benson (1979)
"I did."
Benson (1979)
"Some fool turned it down."
Benson (1979)
"Well, the fool's doing it again."
Benson (1979)
"It's way too warm in here. It is perfect in here!"
Benson (1979)
"At least it was, until you came along,"
Benson (1979)
"trying to change everything."
Benson (1979)
"Now, leave it alone."
Benson (1979)
"I'm sorry, Miss Kraus, I must insist."
Benson (1979)
"If you insist, Benson, you will be sorry."
Benson (1979)
"It stays where it is. That's your opinion."
Benson (1979)
"And a very good one, I might add."
Benson (1979)
"Good morning. Oh, no, it isn't."
Benson (1979)
"Right, that's what I meant."
Benson (1979)
"It's a total disaster is what it is."
Benson (1979)
"It's all over, we're finished. Now, where is he?"
Benson (1979)
"I don't know. He's not here."
Benson (1979)
"Well, we have to find him before he sees that newspaper."
Benson (1979)
"I know that."
Benson (1979)
"Listen, if it's something I can help with..."
Benson (1979)
"Just staying out of the way, Benson, would be a big help."
Benson (1979)
"Thank you."
Benson (1979)
"And I'd like some coffee."
Benson (1979)
"So would I. Make enough for two."
Benson (1979)
"I don't know how you're gonna break this news to the Governor."
Benson (1979)
"Me? Why should I be the one to tell him?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, you're his secretary. Well, you're his aide."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, he's going to be furious."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, sure, that's why you wanted me to tell him."
Benson (1979)
"You know, he is liable to..."
Benson (1979)
"Morning, Governor. Oh, good morning."
Benson (1979)
"Nice to see you, sir."
Benson (1979)
"Nice to see you, too, Taylor."
Benson (1979)
"Good morning, Katie,"
Benson (1979)
"Benson, Miss Kraus. Morning, Governor."
Benson (1979)
"Well, it certainly is a beautiful day, isn't it?"
Benson (1979)
"Birds chirping away,"
Benson (1979)
"big cotton-ball clouds floating across the sky."
Benson (1979)
"It's mornings like this that make a person feel good all over."
Benson (1979)
"You want to bet?"
Benson (1979)
"Sir... Oh, thank you."
Benson (1979)
"All I need now is my paper."
Benson (1979)
"The, uh, newspaper."
Benson (1979)
"For some reason I couldn't find mine this morning."
Benson (1979)
"I couldn't find mine, either. The dogs beat me to it."
Benson (1979)
"Pity they only got the paper."
Benson (1979)
"Actually, the newspaper wasn't printed today."
Benson (1979)
"It was a holiday. Strike!"
Benson (1979)
"(EXCLAIMS)"
Benson (1979)
"The thing was, it... it was a holiday strike."
Benson (1979)
"They were striking for more holidays."
Benson (1979)
"I didn't hear about a strike."
Benson (1979)
"(TALKING TOGETHER)"
Benson (1979)
"I'll send someone for the newspaper"
Benson (1979)
"while they work out their act."
Benson (1979)
"All right, sir,"
Benson (1979)
"I withheld the paper from you."
Benson (1979)
"You're not going to like it today."
Benson (1979)
"No Doonesbury?"
Benson (1979)
"I'm afraid that the lead story has to do with an alleged remark"
Benson (1979)
"you made about Senator Englehart."
Benson (1979)
"An unfavorable remark."
Benson (1979)
"Well, what was it?"
Benson (1979)
"Well, you were quoted as saying"
Benson (1979)
"that if Senator Englehart's brain were put into a bird it would fly backwards."
Benson (1979)
"This is serious, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"Senator Englehart controls the crucial votes"
Benson (1979)
"on the Governor's insurance reform bill."
Benson (1979)
"Without his support, the entire program's in jeopardy."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, so everything's riding on the birdbrain."
Benson (1979)
"Would you mind not doing that while we're talking?"
Benson (1979)
"You have an office for your meetings."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, yeah."
Benson (1979)
"Let's face it, Governor. We have a leak."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, I'm sure Benson will get it fixed. No, this is important."
Benson (1979)
"No, what I'm saying is"
Benson (1979)
"that information could only have come from this house."
Benson (1979)
"Or someone in it."
Benson (1979)
"Exactly."
Benson (1979)
"Someone who heard you say it"
Benson (1979)
"and leaked it to that reporter."
Benson (1979)
"Someone who has your complete confidence."
Benson (1979)
"Someone on the staff."
Benson (1979)
"Someone who has... Okay, okay. We get the idea."
Benson (1979)
"Hurts to think that you can't trust somebody in your own home."
Benson (1979)
"I remember when I was a boy..."
Benson (1979)
"No, no, listen to this, Benson."
Benson (1979)
"When I was a... My own brother..."
Benson (1979)
"Well, you just couldn't trust him."
Benson (1979)
"See, what he'd do, he'd bite himself on the arm..."
Benson (1979)
"No, no, listen. He would bite himself on the arm"
Benson (1979)
"and then he'd tell our folks that I did it to him."
Benson (1979)
"Yeah, no... He... And he'd show them the teeth marks, see,"
Benson (1979)
"and then I'd really catch heck."
Benson (1979)
"And he got away with it, too, for a long time,"
Benson (1979)
"until finally one day he walked into a doorknob"
Benson (1979)
"and he lost a few teeth"
Benson (1979)
"and the teeth marks didn't match up, you see."
Benson (1979)
"So, of course, his sins found him out."
Benson (1979)
"With all due respect, Governor, who cares?"
Benson (1979)
"We have a leak here."
Benson (1979)
"But that's just my point. We can't tolerate it."
Benson (1979)
"Oh, I intend to catch whoever's responsible, sir."
Benson (1979)
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