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Clips from The Odd Couple (1970) - Felix Gets Sick (S01E01)

"18 minutes from Kennedy International Airport to here."
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"Wow, I can't thank you enough, Murray."
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"I think my next car is gonna be a police car."
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"What are you waiting for, a tip?"
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"You can put down the bags."
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"I want to hear more about that girl"
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"you met at the airport, you know? I'll tell you."
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"And I didn't meet her at the airport."
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"I met her on an airplane."
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"Ah!"
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"They were showing a G-rated film,"
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"but the stewardess was strictly, definite X."
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"Want a beer?"
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"While I'm on duty? Uh-uh."
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"So you got a date"
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"with this X-rated stewardess, or what?"
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"What do you mean, "or what?""
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"She loves me!"
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"All right, I think she likes me"
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"well enough to go out with me."
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"Tonight, after dinner, she'll be crazy about me."
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"You want to know what the best part is?"
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"Oscar, I'm 38 years old."
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"Of course, I know what the best part is."
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"I mean about my life."
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"This is my first weekend I've had off in months."
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"And you know the really best part?!"
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"Felix is in Washington for the whole weekend."
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"What's he doing, cleaning up the mess down there?"
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"No, he's doing a magazine layout till Monday. Come on."
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"Hey, and you've got a date with an airline stewardess?"
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"Now do you read me?"
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"Hey, like a Danish magazine."
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"18 Minutes."
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"Thanks again, Murray."
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"Ha-ha, forget it."
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"Hey! Listen, have a fun weekend."
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"Don't worry, I will."
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"♪ Run away on an airline ♪"
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"♪ La-da-dee-la-da-dum ♪"
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"♪ La-da-dee-dee-dum-la ♪"
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"Oscar? ♪ La-dee-dum-da... ♪"
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"Oscar?"
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"Felix?"
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"You're supposed to be in Washington."
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"I know."
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"I got sick over Baltimore."
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"I took the next flight back."
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"Felix, don't tell me."
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"It's one of those 48-hour things."
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"48 hours?"
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"That's a whole weekend!"
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"Okay, now, the shopping's been done,"
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"the beds have been changed,"
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"your medicine is being delivered."
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"Here's your water."
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"The phone has been connected."
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"Here you are, there's cards"
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"here are books, there's the paper, magazines,"
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"everything is here."
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"You're welcome. Hmm-mm."
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"I hope you're feeling better."
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"But don't wait up for me, or down for me,"
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"or whatever one does when one is waiting flat on one's back."
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"Oscar, you're not going out and leaving me in my condition?"
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"I'm thinking about my condition."
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"I think I'm running a temperature."
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"Ah, me, too, Felix, me, too."
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"Maybe you have the flu, too."
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"No, what I have, Felix,"
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"is a terrible desire to touch a lady!"
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"And, hopefully, Barbara has a cure for that."
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"Barbara?"
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"Barbara Phipps, the stewardess, remember?"
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"Ah, yes."
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"Take it easy, Felix."
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"Oscar? Now what?"
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"I can't read this thing."
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"See if you can read it for me, please."
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"Hey, you are warm."
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"What?"
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"What have I got, 102? 103?"
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"It's not 104, is it?"
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"104 is fatal. It's not that, is it?"
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"It's only fatal for me."
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"You did it to me, huh?"
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"What, what? What's the matter?"
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"What do you mean what's the matter?"
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"I can't go out and leave you alone"
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"with a temperature like this."
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"What about Barbara?"
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"Felix, don't play devil's advocate."
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"Oscar, why don't you bring Barbara here?"
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"Hey, that's a great kind of date."
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"Why don't you come over and take my friend's temperature."
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"She'll never know I'm here."
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"Felix, if I did that,"
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"would you really be quiet?"
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"I cross my sinuses."
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"I mean, what have I got to lose?"
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"Oh, but, Felix, if you mess this up..."
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"You know it, don't you?"
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"Bless you!"
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"Oscar, who is it?"
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"You'll be the first to know!"
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"Put it on Unger's bill,"
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"take a half a buck for yourself."
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"Oscar, who is it?"
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"Your medicine!"
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"Ooh, Chicken Delicious!"
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"Keep the rest for yourself."
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"Thank you very much."
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"Oscar."
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"What?!"
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"Who was it?"
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"Chicken Delicious, will ya?"
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"You're not going to serve"
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"Chicken Delicious for dinner?"
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"No, I keep it in trunks."
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"I like to count the golden pieces late at night."
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