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Clips from Bust Down - Party of Two (S01E01)

"- Okay, y'all. Listen."
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"We got some high rollers in the building tonight."
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"I'm talking about some big spenders."
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"Type of niggas that wear white pants."
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"- They gonna regret it."
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"- Now I need all y'all booty-head niggas on point."
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"Few orders of business."
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"Shirts tucked in, nigga."
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"No cell phones on the floor. - Fuck."
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"- Dealers will now be exclusively paid through tips."
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"And since can't nobody do Spanish,"
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"Jalapeno poppers will now be known on the menu"
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"as "lil hot nuggets.""
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"[crowd shouting]"
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"[barking]"
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"Y'all can't beat my ass, though."
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"- All right, Langston, time to step on your soapbox"
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"and tell us what flavor oppression is this."
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"- Mm-mm. No, not today."
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"No, sir, you know, cause every time"
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"I try to stand up for what's right,"
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"you guys tell me I'm a whiny ho"
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"and you call me mean names like Yawn Lewis"
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"or Desmond Fufu"
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"or Nel-Suck Mandel-Suck."
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"[laughter] No, no."
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"Yeah, dap away, because I'm not participating."
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"- No. No. That's your job."
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"Come on. We're "Seinfeld.""
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"You're the lady, and we're all Kramer yelling "nigga.""
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"- Mm-hmm. - Don't tempt him."
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"If Langston doesn't start swinging his tampon around,"
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"I don't have to get involved in any of this bullshit."
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"I can't afford it."
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"I promised Nina that I would focus"
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"and take things more seriously."
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"I'm trying to stop cheating on my girl"
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"and get on "Top Chef.""
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"- Come on, Langston."
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"If there was ever a time to be annoying for a cause,"
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"this is it, bruh. - Yeah--"
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"- I mean, look at all these people watching, man."
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"Wait a minute, Chris, you love all the people watching."
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"[crowd shouting]"
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"Unlike me, this injustice will not stand!"
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"- Wait, wait, wait. Is that a triple negative?"
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"What are you saying, brother?"
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"- What I'm saying is, the people are getting fucked"
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"and it is not good."
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"- Oh, he yelling about us."
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"- Listen, it starts with the dealers."
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"Then it's gonna go, what, to the cocktail servers,"
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"the bedsheet bleachers, the card ironers,"
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"the untouchably fuckable valet guys."
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"- Oh, this nigga wanna see which bald-head nigga"
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"can get the loudest? Well, let's do it!"
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"- Well, let's go, cause I can get louder than that!"
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"I said, think about it for a second."
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"First, it's the dealers."
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"Then, all of a sudden, the dish niggas not making no money."
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"- Uh-uh-uh. What you call me? - A dish nigga. Dish nigga."
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"Dish nigga, he don't know how to lishen."
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"- Langston, come on, bro."
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"This is not how this is supposed to be going down."
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"You gotta play your part."
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"You're supposed to say a whole bunch of stuff"
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"nobody cares about, Sam frowns,"
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"Chris says some sexy shit,"
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"and then, I get to have all the fun."
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"I get to make a botanical laser tag garden."
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"- Whoo, can't you help you, player."
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"I'm eating pudding with my friend."
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"- Dog, come on. - That's right."
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"Everybody get mad! Let's protest, niggas!"
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"- Chris, what the fuck are you doing?"
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"- Uh, nobody gets popped faster"
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"than a motherfucker pretending to care about injustice."
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"Tamika Mallory, poppin'."
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"DeRay Mckesson, poppin' in a bubble vest."
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"Colin Kaepernick got his own ice cream and shit, man."
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"I want my own Kneeling Nougat, so what I'm gonna do"
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"is pretend to care about injustice, kind of,"
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"and then, when I get poppin', shit,"
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"Chris Henson's Freedom Frankfurters."
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"12 inches of justice for that ass, and then some."
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"Somebody scream!"
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"[crowd cheers]"
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"- Scream again, nigga."
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"- Chris, I know you're trying to do something,"
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"but could you not?"
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"I can't lose this job."
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"Besides, these protests never work."
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"It's always just a bunch of people"
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"doing arts and crafts and being loud"
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"and then going back to their jobs."
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"You deflate the giant rat,"
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"and it's back to shoveling shit."
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"- Langston. - Mm-mm-mm."
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"- Langston. - Mm-hmm?"
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"- And then, you say? - No."
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"- Dude. - No."
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"- Oh, my God."
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""Progress, no matter how incremental, is important."
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"Ouchie. My pussy go wah-wah.""
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"- Now, see, that was a stunning impression of me."
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"Unfortunately, I'm keeping my pussy out of this one."
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"- Dog."
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"- We're not even talking about progress."
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"Best case scenario,"
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"they give the dealers their wages back."
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"And they'll be as poor as they were last week."
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"- Exactly, my sister. Exactly."
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"Fuck change."
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"The only way to make money off of social justice"
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"is if shit never changes."
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"Batman don't wanna catch the Joker for real."
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"Without the Joker, Batman is just a nigga in leather"
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"standing on a roof missing his daddy."
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"Watch this shit right here."
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