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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"I wanted children. He didn't."
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"Any man that'd leave you oughta be monkey-stomped..."
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"and have his brains mailed back to his mother."
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"Well, thank you, Benson."
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"How about you ? Was there ever a Mrs. Payne ?"
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"Negative. I figured if the Marines wanted me to have a wife,"
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"they'd have issued me one."
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"Well,"
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"I had a really nice time tonight, Benson."
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"Heck, bein' with you is almost better than cleanin' my gun."
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"- I got somethin' for you. - Oh, what is it ?"
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"It's a bullet."
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"It's somethin' special."
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"It's from my heart."
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"Really ? Well, where'd you get it ?"
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"From my heart. Left ventricle."
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"I took it out myself with a field knife."
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"And I want you to have that."
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"Thank you, Benson."
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"Good night."
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"Good night, princess."
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"Whee-e-e-e, doggie !"
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"What the hell are you doin' in my office ?"
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"It was a trap."
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"You set us up."
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"I mighta made a little anonymous call."
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"You didn't think they was just gonna hand it to you, did ya ?"
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"We got the crap kicked out of us because of you !"
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"Tonight wasn't about fair or unfair."
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"It was about achievin' your objective."
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"Did you ?"
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"Did you even see that trophy ?"
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"Oh, I saw it."
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"And when you saw it, did you want it ?"
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"Yeah, to get rid of you."
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"That's not what I asked !"
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"Did you want it ?"
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"I wanted it."
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"- To own it ? - Yeah."
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"- Deserve it ? - Yeah."
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"- To win it ? - Oh, yeah."
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"Then let's win it, you bruised-up turd !"
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"If you really want it, I'll show you how to earn it."
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"Welcome, parents, to Madison School."
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"For your convenience,"
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"we will be announcing activities throughout the day,"
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"if they happen."
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"Hey, Heathcoat, your parents comin' today ?"
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"Nah, of course not."
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"- How 'bout you, Williams ? - What, are you kidding ?"
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"My parents said they'd come, but they said they got allergies."
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"What the hell happened to you ?"
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"Me ? Nothing. I'm great."
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"Look at you, though."
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"Regular little soldier man."
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"You a hard-ass now ?"
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"What are you doin' here ?"
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"It's Parents Day, and I am your legal guardian."
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"You're drunk."
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"Don't you walk away from me."
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"Oh."
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"Gimme a little salute."
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"I'm not gonna salute you."
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"You salute your superiors."
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"- Or don't they teach that around here ? - What superior ?"
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"They kicked you out. Remember ?"
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"Don't you sass me like your mother."
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"You're mine now. I own you."
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"And you will respect me."
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"Now you salute me."
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"No !"
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"You hit that boy again, I'm gonna do more than salute you."
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"- This is between me and my son. - Stepson."
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"Whoever he is, he's on my time now."
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"Now I'm gonna ask you nicely, please return to your vehicle."
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"You go on now."
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"Go on back to your bunk, son."
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"Major Payne, sir."
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"Yeah."
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"I wanna get that trophy, sir."
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"Come again ?"
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"I wanna get that trophy, sir."
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"- What, you want to steal it ? - No, sir."
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"- You want to win it ? - I want to earn it, sir."
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"The rest of you men feel the same way ?"
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"Meet me on the parade ground, 1700 hours."
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"We got work to do."
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"Squad, atten-hut !"
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"What you want"
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"Baby, I got"
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"What you need You know I got it"
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"All I'm askin'"
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"- Is for a little respect when you come home - Just a little bit"
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"- Hey, baby - Just a little bit"
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"- When ya get home - Just a little bit"
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"- Mister - Just a little bit"
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"I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone"
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"I ain't gonna do you wrong 'cause I don't wanna"
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"All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home"
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"- Just a little bit just a little bit - Baby, when you get home"
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"And all I'm askin' in return, honey"
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"Is to give me my propers when you get home"
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"- Just a, just a, just a - Yeah, baby, when you get home"
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"- Just a little bit Just a little bit - Yeah"
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"Two. Three."
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"Four. Five."
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"Six. Seven."
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"Eight."
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"Ooh, your kisses"
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"Sweeter than honey"
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"- And guess what, so is my money - Forty inches breast-to-back."
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"All I want you to do for me is give it to me when you get home"
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"- Re-re-re-re, re-re-re-respect - Yeah, baby"
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"Whip it to me"
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"- Just a little bit - When you get home, now"
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"Just a little bit"
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"R-E-S-P-E-C-T Find out what it means to me"
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"R-E-S-P-E-C-T Take out T-C-P"
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"- Sock it to me, sock it to me - A little respect"
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"- Whoa, yeah, a little respect - Just a little bit"
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