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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"You think that stopped the little engine that could ?"
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"No, siree, Bob. He just kept chuggin' along."
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"Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga."
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"Toot, toot !"
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"Not even when they climbed aboard the train and popped out the eyes of the conductor,"
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"and blood and snot was drippin' out his eye sockets."
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"You think that stopped the little engine that could ?"
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"Damn skippy. He just kept chuggin' along."
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"Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !"
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"It wasn't until..."
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"Charlie rigged a bridge with plastic explosives..."
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"just as the little engine was makin' his way across the trestle."
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"Boom ! An explosion happened."
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"And blood and guts and spit and ass was everywhere !"
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"And Bubba come crawlin' out the back door,"
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"both legs missin'."
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"Lula May's baby boy !"
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"He look up at me. He said, "Payne !"
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"I can't feel my legs.""
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"I said, "Bubba, they ain't there.""
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"And I looked down,"
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"and them little bloody nubs was kickin' real fast, like this here."
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"And I said, "Bubba, it's 30 miles to the nearest town."
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"'Less you can flip upside down and walk on your hands, you ain't gonna make it.""
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"All of a sudden, Charlie was all over the place !"
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"It was just me and my sidearm."
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"And I had no other alternative..."
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"but to blast my way out."
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""Die, pig ! Die ! You'll never take Major Benson Winifred Payne alive !""
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"Bam ! "I saw what you did to my friend !" Bam !"
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"- Major ! Major ! Major ! - Bam ! Bam ! Bam !"
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"Hello, Miss Walburn."
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"You just missed a little bedtime story."
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"No. I didn't, actually."
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"In fact, I'd love to talk to you about that story."
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"Perhaps over dinner ?"
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"Okay."
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"Okay. I'll go get ready."
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"- Me too. - Okay."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"All right, good-bye."
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"To be continued. When I come back, I'll tell you..."
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"- what Bubba used as a penis. - Ooh."
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"Well, ain't you gonna eat ?"
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"I think I'll wait a moment. My stomach's a little upset."
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"Them some mighty fine vittles."
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"Shouldn't let 'em go to waste."
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"You know, I think you're really making some wonderful strides..."
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"with the way you're dealing with the children."
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"That was almost a really good thing..."
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"you tried to do for Tiger tonight."
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"May I make a suggestion ?"
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"Proceed."
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"Well, your story, while colorful--"
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"was a bit rough."
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"You mean, the explosion !"
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"Yes, and the eye-gouging part."
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"You need to loosen up."
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"Not everything can be about war."
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"What do you like to do for fun ?"
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"I like to hang upside down blindfolded,"
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"take my gun apart and put it back together..."
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"before my nose starts to bleed."
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"Oh, that's great !"
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"But is there anything that you like that doesn't have to do with battle ?"
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"- Like what ? - Like golf."
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"Negative."
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"Do you like the movies ?"
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"Negative."
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"I don't suppose you dance."
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"I've been known to cut a little rug..."
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"in my day."
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"There's only one place where we can go"
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"To see freaky girls doin' shows"
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"Doin' tricks to make us holler"
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"Ain't you gonna dance ?"
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"Benson."
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"Not like others but above the rest"
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"Just do any effect to turn us on Them girls got it goin' on"
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"Benson."
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"Nobody does the robot anymore."
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"Then I guess I gotta dig further into my repertoire."
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"- I get hard after seein' you - Heh-heh-heh."
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"How hard Hard like a rock"
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"When you make that coochie pop"
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"Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby"
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"Pop that coochie Hey, pop that coochie, baby"
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"Pop that coochie"
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"Pop, Pop that coochie, baby Pop, pop, pop that coochie"
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"Pop, pop that coochie, baby"
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"Freaky girls with plenty of class"
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"Roamin' to the music and shakin' real fast"
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"Bend over backwards, make me shout Work that body in and out"
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"- Moving that body with plenty of action"
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"Bringin' to the man more satisfaction"
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"Doin' what they did to turn us out"
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"Just work that body all the way out"
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"Shake it, don't break it It took your mama nine months to make it"
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"Bend over and spread 'em, girl"
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"Show me those cultured pearls"
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"Play that butt and don't you quit"
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"Then blow me a freaky kiss"
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"Girl, you know you look so cute"
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"Williams, you take these guys and fan out the left flank of the school. Go !"
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"Gotcha."
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"Wuligar. You take these two and cover the right."
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"- Got it ? - Got it. Come on !"
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"Don't move !"
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"Madison is a loser."
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"Man, get in there."
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"All right ? And then his chest cavity exploded."
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"Boom ! Heh-heh-heh."
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"You know, that was the first time I ever drove a man's nose up into his brain,"
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"causin' instant death and simultaneous bowel evacuation."
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"But enough about me, woman. What's your story ?"
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"I'm surprised you ain't dropped about 12 puppies by now."
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"- Ain't you never been married ?"
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"Yeah, I was."
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"What happened ? You terminate his command ?"
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"No. Actually, he left."
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