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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"Don't you feel dumb ?"
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"Two ! Look at you."
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"Three."
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"Don't you ever make no jokes about me behind my back,"
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"otherwise I stomp you in the ground !"
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"All right, ladies."
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"Hey, Dunne. You missed all the fun."
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"Heh-heh. That's another rhyme."
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"- All right, we're headin' out to the field... - There he is."
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"for two hours of weapons drill."
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"Yo, Payne !"
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"You Payne ?"
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"I got somethin' to say to you."
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"Fee-fi-fo-fum."
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"What beanstalk you fall from ?"
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"You know, I heard you've been givin' these boys a hard time."
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"In fact, I heard you couldn't cut it..."
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"in the real man's military !"
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"- I heard that it's time for you to leave."
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"Know what I heard ?"
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"I heard your mother was so fat she played pool with the planets."
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"- Yes !"
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"You thinkin' about leaving yet ?"
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"Actually, I think the party just begun."
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"Heh-heh-heh."
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"Now, what I'm goin' do is take this right foot..."
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"and I'm 'a put it 'cross the left side your face."
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"- Don't give me that Billy Jack bullshit ! - Whoo !"
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"Agh."
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"Y-You said you were gonna--"
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"hit me in the face."
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"What, you callin' me a liar ?"
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"Ooh !"
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"Oh, children."
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"Somebody's gonna answer for this blood from my lip."
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"I want names."
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"I wanna know who's responsible."
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"Don't all run at once."
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"I guess nobody's responsible."
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"Guess I just had that one a-comin'."
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"Well, you know what y'all got comin' ?"
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"Seven 23-hour days..."
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"full of fun and adventure."
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"I'm gonna make you boys strong !"
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"Sir."
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"Yes, turd ?"
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"It was me, sir. I hired him."
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"Well, that's one death warrant signed."
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"Do I have any more volunteers ?"
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"What about you, brown-nose ?"
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"I acted alone, sir."
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"The rest of the squad was unaware of my activities."
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"That's a pretty bold move there, Mr. Stone."
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"What do you think I oughta do with you ?"
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"I don't know, sir."
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"You don't know."
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"I guess you should probably expel me, sir."
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"What, and send you on a vacation ?"
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"Dotson !"
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"- Sir, yes, sir ! - You are no longer the squad leader."
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"Stone. You are now cadet sergeant."
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"If these men win the Virginia Military Games,"
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"it'll be because you have led them to a victory."
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"If they lose,"
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"it'll be because you failed them."
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"- I don't accept that responsibility. - It's not negotiable."
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"If I'm the new squad leader, my first order is to screw you, sir !"
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"What'd you say to me, turd ?"
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"Why don't you go back to hell where you came from ?"
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"Boy, I am two seconds from bein' on you..."
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"Like white on rice and a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snowstorm !"
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"I will put my foot so far up your ass,"
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"the water on my knee will quench your thirst."
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"Try it."
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"- You want me gone, boy ? - Yes, sir."
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"I said, "Do you want me gone, soldier ?""
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"Yes, sir !"
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"Then you meet me outside the R.O.T.C. buildin' at 2100 hours."
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"You ladies want me gone, you'll get your chance."
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"Where is the first place trophy from the Virginia Military Games ?"
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"Wellington Academy, sir !"
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"I want that trophy."
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"If you turds can bring me that trophy,"
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"I will resign my command."
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"This is a black op, gentlemen."
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"If you are discovered, I will deny all knowledge..."
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"and you will pay the price."
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"That is my deal."
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"Do you accept it ?"
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"Sir... yes, sir."
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"Then bring me my trophy."
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"This is it, our big chance to get rid of Payne."
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"We got two miles to get to Wellington. Let's get it outta there as fast as we can."
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"Hustle, move it ! Let's go !"
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"Go, go, go ! This is your last chance, Dotson."
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"What, you think I'm gonna come and help you make me look bad ?"
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"Anyway, I called my dad. I'm leavin' this stupid school."
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"Bye. Have a good time."
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"- Whoa. Where you goin' ? - I'm goin' in the black op."
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"You can't come. You're too little."
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"Why don't you stay back here and guard the base, okay ?"
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"What's the matter with you, boy ?"
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"They won't let me go on no black op. Th-They say I'm too little."
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"No one ever lets you do anything when you're too little."
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"Aw, phooey !"
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"What about all those stories about the little people that do big things ?"
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"Like Little Red Riding Hood ? Them three little pigs ?"
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"Spike Lee ? Or them Little Rascals ?"
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"You ever hear the story about The Little Engine That Could ?"
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"Let me tell you that story."
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"Once upon a time,"
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"deep, deep in the jungle,"
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"there was a little engine that could."
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"He was chuggin' his way across the enemy line."
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"Chugga, chugga, chugga. Chugga, chugga. Toot, toot !"
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"This little engine's mission..."
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"was to take some AK-47s and a nuclear payload..."
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"over the mountain to the 2063 Battalion."
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"Needless to say,"
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"there was plenty opposition."
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