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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"What are the boys doing in those dresses ?"
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"They puttin' on a fashion show."
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"I thought we had a little talk about this kind of negative reinforcement."
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"Weren't you gonna be my big helper ?"
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"Yeah, but they started it."
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"- Well, I'm stopping it. - Don't touch my whistle."
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"- I was just gonna-- - Don't touch the whistle."
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"All right, ladies !"
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"Take off those dresses. Head to your barracks. Fold 'em up neatly."
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"Let's move it."
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"- You should shave your legs more. - Shut up !"
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"Good day, Miss Walburn."
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"Do you really think that this approach..."
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"is the best way to gain the trust of these boys ?"
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"They may not like me, but they will respect me."
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"Let me be more direct."
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"- They hate you. - Good."
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"It'll draw them close together, make 'em a team."
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"- That's a very cynical plan. - Yeah, but it won't backfire."
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"Here. I would like you to consider an alternative approach."
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"I want you to have this book."
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"Read it. Apply it."
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""The ABC's of the Loving Male Role Model.""
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"- I don't need your book. - Take it."
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"- I don't want it. - Take it."
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"- I don't want it. - Please, Major ?"
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"Okay."
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"Shut up."
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"All right. I got a surefire plan to get rid of that son of a bitch."
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"- What is it ? - What ? What ?"
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"- It's gonna cost us. How much you got ? - Twenty."
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"- I got 25. - Put me down for 40."
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"- All right, Dotson ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !"
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"All right, we're takin' out Payne tomorrow !"
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"- Yeah ! - Yeah ! - Yeah !"
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""Love is the key..."
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"to understandin'.""
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""The Three Bees."
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"Bee a good listener."
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"Bee sensitive to their needs.""
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"Well, hello, Miss Walburn."
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"I just came by to let you know that Wuligar has a slight temperature,"
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"so you might not want to torture him this evening."
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"I will be... sensitive..."
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"to his needs."
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"Have you been reading the book ?"
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"I might have glanced at it once or twice."
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"Oh, well, that's very good ! I'm very proud of you, Major."
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"- Oh, shucks. It ain't hard bein' sensitive."
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"- He's back ! He's back ! - Who's back ?"
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"The man who lives in my closet."
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"Aw, boy, get on outta here with that "I'm scared of the dark" crap."
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"Go on, now. Git !"
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"Sensitive."
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"Sensitive, sensitive."
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"Hello, there, fella. You know what you're havin' ?"
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"It's called a nightmare."
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"You know what a nightmare is ?"
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"Well, that's all this is."
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"Why don't you run on back to your room..."
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"before that man jump out the closet and chop your little head off."
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"Sensitive."
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"You call that being sensitive ?"
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"Let me give you a little history on Kevin Dunne."
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"- Both of his parents are dead. - Car accident, 1989."
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"Lived in the Chelsea orphanage 'til 1991 when the school adopted him."
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"I know all about it."
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"Well, then you should also know that the last thing he needs right now..."
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"is a sadistic father figure scaring the life out of him."
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"Maybe what he need..."
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"is for you to pop your titty out his mouth..."
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"and let the boy grow up."
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"Excuse me ? What did you say ?"
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"I didn't stutter."
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"I said:"
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""Pop your titty out his mouth..."
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"and stop babyin' him !""
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"I don't call it babying. I call it nurturing."
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"And I call it neutering !"
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"And I call you an insecure, overbearing, psychopathic,"
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"dictatorial, egomaniacal, frigid, lunatic asshole !"
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"I ain't frigid."
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"He's still there !"
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"You wanna see nurturin' ?"
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"He's in there ?"
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"- If he's still in there, he ain't happy. - What was that ?"
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"Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice !"
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"And if he's still in there, he ain't happy !"
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"You run on back to bed."
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"That bad man ain't gonna bother you no more."
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"Thank you, Major."
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"I love you."
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"What's your angle, boy ? You plottin' on me ?"
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"- No, sir ! - Don't you know I could snap your neck in 20 different places ?"
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"Major, Major ! It's okay !"
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"He's just trying to show you some affection !"
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"I don't like it."
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"Make me feel all funny."
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"- Uh, good night, Miss Walburn. - Good night, Major."
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"- Where is he ? - He better get here."
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"Alex ! Alex !"
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"- Alex, did you do it ? - How much did it cost ?"
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"- Where were you ? - Shh. I did it. I did it."
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"Squad ! Atten-hut !"
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"Let's go, maggots. Follow my lead !"
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"Payne's not here He's in our ass"
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"Payne's not here He's in our ass"
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"Butt's so tight he can't pass gas"
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"Butt's so tight he can't pass gas"
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"- Sound off - One, two"
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"- Sound off - Three, four"
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"Break it on down Break it on down"
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"Break it on down"
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"Break it down"
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"You like to rhyme, boy ?"
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"What's your name ? Bushwick Bill ?"
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"No, let me guess. You Snoop Diggety Dogg."
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"Turds ! Front leanin' rest position. Move !"
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"I'm 'a teach you how I rhyme military style !"
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"One !"
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