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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"Sir, I think I speak for everyone when I say that this place is..."
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"unacceptable, sir."
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"Really ?"
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"Love my barracks night and day"
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"Love my barracks night and day"
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"Won't complain That's where I'll stay"
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"Won't complain That's where I'll stay"
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"- Good plan this time, Alex. - Why don't you shut up ?"
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"All right, my little patch of Brussels sprouts,"
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"uproot yourselves, climb out the pool and get some rest."
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"You're gonna need it."
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"Tomorrow, ladies,"
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"we gonna start the hard stuff."
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"- The hard stuff ?"
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"Let's move it, you turds !"
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"You'll get no sympathy from me !"
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"You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphilis !"
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"That's where you'll find my sympathy !"
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"This ain't no walk in the park ! Move it ! Hustle, hustle !"
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"Hey, Dumbo ! You should be able to fly through those tubes..."
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"- with them big-ass ears, boy ! - Yeah, Dumbo ! Fly, baby, fly !"
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"Hey, Williams ! You tell Marlee Matlin's son..."
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"if he don't get across that rope, I'm gonna hang him with it !"
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"He'll hang you with it ! Ha-ha-ha !"
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"Heathcoat !"
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"You get your fat body over that wall !"
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"- Take your fat, pork chop body over that-- - You-- You shut up."
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"Nobody's leavin' here until the average for this squad..."
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"is one minute, twenty seconds !"
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"Come on, he can't do it ! Leave him alone."
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"I can barely do it. It's slippery out here."
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"Slippery, he say !"
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"You think Charlie care anything about slippery ?"
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"Only thing he knows is slit your throat."
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"What if this was a life or death situation ?"
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"But it's not a life or death situation."
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"- It is now."
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"One Mississippi. Two Mississippi."
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"Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade."
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"Come on, guys ! What, are you crazy ? It's just a dummy grenade."
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"- Damn ! Oh !"
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"Who's the dummy now ?"
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"So what is it, exactly ?"
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"Concentrated dithiazanine."
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"- What the hell is that ? - It's like a super-laxative."
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"This here'll pack enough punch to take out an entire football team."
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"Payne'll never get off the can."
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"He'll be makin' beef stool 'til graduation."
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"- Yeah. - All right. Payne'll never know what hit him."
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"Kill !"
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"Major Payne, sir ?"
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"Can't you see I'm eatin', turd ?"
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"There's a call for you, sir."
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"He's coming ! He's coming !"
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"Mmm. Mmm."
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"Hmm."
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"- Ready ! - Damn ! He nearly put you in a coma."
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"- Ready on the firing range ! - It can't be legal the way he's been treating us."
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"- Turds, commence firing ! - Let's just tell Phillips."
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"- Nah, that senile old fool ain't gonna help us."
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"What kind of shootin' is that ?"
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"Hey ! Hey, dummy !"
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"What's the matter, you can't see, either ?"
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"We gotta get rid of that son of a bitch."
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"You maggots couldn't hit a bull in the ass !"
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"We're gonna have to prove..."
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"- Payne did something so vile,"
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"so perverse,"
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"so disgusting..."
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"that Phillips will have no choice but to fire him."
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"Like what ?"
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"Why me ?"
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"- 'Cause you have got the biggest tits."
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"- Shh. Shh. - Ahem."
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"Well, why not Wuligar ?"
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"'Cause Wuligar's gotta take the pictures."
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"Look, it's been four hours. He hasn't blinked."
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"These Special Forces guys can sleep with their eyes open."
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"Trust me."
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"What happened to the other dress ?"
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"- This one's prettier."
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"- Shut up, Brian ! - Shh ! Come on."
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"Williams, go."
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"Man, you sure about this ? He looks awake to me."
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"No, I checked on that."
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"Watch this."
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"Yo, turd-sniffer. Maggot-face !"
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"See ? He's dead to the world."
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"Let's go."
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"- Get in. - Can't I just stand beside the bed ?"
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"Get in."
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"- Get in !"
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"Now put your head on his shoulder."
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"- Are you crazy ? - Do it !"
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"- Closer."
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"Closer."
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"Now, now, now put your arm around him."
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"Good. Now hold it."
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"Hold it. Okay."
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"- Hello, Betty. - Aghhh !"
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"Got no worry, got no stress"
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"Got no worry, got no stress"
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"'Cause we feel good in our dress"
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"'Cause we feel good in our dress"
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"Major Payne's a major dis"
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"Major Payne's a major dis"
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"Makes us squat when we piss"
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"He makes us squat when we piss"
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"Got no worries Got no care"
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"- Got no worries, got no care"
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"I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair"
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"I'm a baldheaded son of a bitch without hair"
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"Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann"
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"Used to be Samson Now I'm Ann"
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"Gotta earn my right to be called a man"
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"Gotta earn my right to be called a man"
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"I'll tell you, ladies, you're the purtiest unit ever underneath my command !"
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"Maybe I'll have to change my name..."
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"- to Pimp Daddy Payne !"
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"- Heh-heh-heh. - Major !"
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