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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"You ignorant, or you just plain ol' deaf ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Yes, sir. Actually, he is deaf."
Major Payne (1995)
"Oh. Thank you."
Major Payne (1995)
"Now drop down, give me 25 more..."
Major Payne (1995)
"for speakin' out of line !"
Major Payne (1995)
"- One, sir. - I'm sorry, Mr. Handicapped Man."
Major Payne (1995)
"I didn't mean to offend you. Do you speak sign language ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Can you read lips ? Let me break it down."
Major Payne (1995)
"If you don't answer me when I speak to you,"
Major Payne (1995)
"I'm goin' put my foot in your ass ! Is that clear, dummy ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Sir, yes, sir."
Major Payne (1995)
"Hold on, guys. Wait-- Oof !"
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"Wait !"
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"Hey, guys ! Don't start without me !"
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"Come on ! Wait ! Hold on."
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"Comin'."
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"Hello, gorgeous. Welcome to my party."
Major Payne (1995)
"You know, you're out of uniform there, Mr. Fonzarelli."
Major Payne (1995)
"Yeah, well, uh, l-l like this look better, General--"
Major Payne (1995)
"- Admiral-- whatever. - It's Major, boy."
Major Payne (1995)
"Oooh. Looks like..."
Major Payne (1995)
"we got another major on our hands here, guys."
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"- Oooh ! - Ha-ha ! - Major, ooh, a major !"
Major Payne (1995)
"What's your name, girlie-mouth ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Uh, Cadet Alex Stone, sir !"
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"Yes, sir ! Heigh-ho, sir !"
Major Payne (1995)
"Well, I'm glad to see you got a sense of humor."
Major Payne (1995)
"So do l. Heh-heh-heh."
Major Payne (1995)
"From now on, my little group of scrotum sacs,"
Major Payne (1995)
"you will strive to be like me."
Major Payne (1995)
"You will walk like me, talk like me,"
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"and until you win those games,"
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"you will be bald like me !"
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"Way to go this time, Alex."
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"Dotson, take these men for two hours of P.T. !"
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"Yes, sir ! First exercise will be the side straddle hop !"
Major Payne (1995)
"- Side straddle hop. - Squad. Ready."
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"One, two, three."
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"Come on, bacon-boy ! Come on !"
Major Payne (1995)
"- Ready, squad ! - Dotson, sit down and shut up."
Major Payne (1995)
"I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this !"
Major Payne (1995)
"I'm writin' you up, buddy ! That's it. No more of this !"
Major Payne (1995)
"You're scaring me !"
Major Payne (1995)
"Hello, Miss Walburn."
Major Payne (1995)
"Major Payne, could you please help me to understand..."
Major Payne (1995)
"why you shaved the children bald ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Oh, that's my little incentive program."
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"These boys have to earn their due."
Major Payne (1995)
"Their hairdo, that is. Heh-heh-heh."
Major Payne (1995)
"Do they have to earn their bathroom privileges too ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"What do you want, Mister Pee-body ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Oh, he's upset about this morning. Apparently he had a little accident."
Major Payne (1995)
"Apparently he pissed all over the front of his pants."
Major Payne (1995)
"Well, maybe that's because he's six."
Major Payne (1995)
"'Cause he's six ? Woman, when I was six years old I had a full-time job."
Major Payne (1995)
"Well, I told him that you have something that you'd like to say to him."
Major Payne (1995)
"You think I owe you an apology ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Want me to take back some of those mean and hurtful little things I said ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Okay. I'm sorry you're just a little turd..."
Major Payne (1995)
"that can't hold your liquid out in public."
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"Now you get on outta my face 'fore I pick you up and toss you out that window !"
Major Payne (1995)
"- Major, have you ever done this kind of work before ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Woman, under this here hat..."
Major Payne (1995)
"I've trained 20,432..."
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"combat killin' machines."
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"Well, that's just my point."
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"You see, now you're dealing with children, and children have special needs."
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"Do you know what positive reinforcement means ?"
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"Is that anything like where you take a P.O.W. and you snap his neck..."
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"after you torture him, so he don't have to go through life with a colostomy bag?"
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"Sort of."
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"I'd like to make a suggestion."
Major Payne (1995)
"Why don't you and I become partners..."
Major Payne (1995)
"in the emotional growth and development of these little ones ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"What do you say ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Will you be my big helper and help me do that ?"
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"- Yes. - Good !"
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"Why do I feel like a jackass ?"
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"Ha ! Look at that baldy !"
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"Hey ! Your head's shaped like a bowling ball !"
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"Nazi, fascist pig !"
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"I know where I'm gonna shave him ! Damn Major Payne !"
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"I didn't want you to be brother !"
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"Most of the body heat travels through the head,"
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"and if I'm sick, I'm gonna start throwing up."
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"That damn Payne's already starting to get on my nerves."
Major Payne (1995)
"Turd this, turd that. Who he think he is ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Just shut up."
Major Payne (1995)
"You tellin' me to shut up ? Why don't you shut your damn mouth..."
Major Payne (1995)
"and stop eatin' all that damn candy, you fat pig ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"I look like Curly from "The Three Stooges.""
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"Did I say you could touch my bed ?"
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"- No. - Get off."
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"Ow !"
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"Payne's gonna kill us. You know I have a heart condition."
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"I'm not sure he's familiar with my medical history."
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"Let's go, let's go, let's go ! Come on !"
Major Payne (1995)
"Move it ! Saddle up that horsey and ride !"
Major Payne (1995)
"You ever hear of knocking, Dotson ?"
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"You won't have to worry about that anymore."
Major Payne (1995)
"I have good news for you, assholes."
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"Pack your bedding, your kit and your clothes ! Let's go !"
Major Payne (1995)
"Where to ?"
Major Payne (1995)
"Hello, cue balls ! Welcome to the house of Payne."
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"He's gotta be joking."
Major Payne (1995)
"The squad that lives together, wins together."
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"Unity, turds."
Major Payne (1995)
"That is the key word in "unit," without the y."
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"Tiger, Leland,"
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"you will reside at the R.O.T.C. buildin'."
Major Payne (1995)
"The rest of you garbage,"
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"grab a rack and settle in."
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"grab a rack and settle in."
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"Let's move out."
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"You eyeball me again, I'll snatch it out and put it in Heathcoat's cookie bag."
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"It's so damp. What about my allergies ?"
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"You know how far we are from the kitchen ?"
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"- Why can't I stay here ? - 'Cause I said so."
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"Major Payne, sir."
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"What ?"
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