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Clips from Major Payne (1995)

"Hi, I'm Emily Walburn, the school counselor."
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"You must be Major Payne."
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"That's a mighty fine handshake you got there."
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"- You wanna wrestle ?"
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"Uh, no thanks."
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"I wrestle with these kids all day. This one's usually my big helper."
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"Come on, Tiger. Nice meeting you, Major."
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"Nice meetin' you, Miss Ma'am."
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"Tiger ! Tiger, come back here !"
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"I'm not gonna chase you."
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"Mmm."
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"- Come in."
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"Major Payne reportin' for duty, sir !"
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"What ?"
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"Major Payne. The new commandant ?"
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"Oh. Right. You're in charge of the green boys."
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"Come again ?"
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"The green boys."
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"They wear those green things."
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"You know, it's funny, when they stand in front of bushes, I can't see them."
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"Why are you here ?"
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"The R.O.T.C. program."
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"I understand you've been placin' last, eight years runnin' in the Virginia Military Games."
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"- I am here to remedy that."
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"We have an R.O.T.C. program ?"
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"- The green boys, sir. - Oh, right."
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"Between us, I don't care what you do with those boys,"
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"as long as you keep them out of my hair."
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"Is that all ?"
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"- Oh ! Would you like a tour of the campus ?"
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"No. I'd like to see my men."
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"Fall in ! Move it, you idiots ! Let's go !"
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"Come on, Williams ! Let's move it. Get a hop on it, boy !"
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"Mo-o-o-o-ve !"
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"Fall in, everyone ! Fall in ! Let's go !"
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"Come on, people ! Mo-o-o-ve !"
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"Hustle, hustle, hustle ! Let's go. Giddyap !"
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"Giddyap, let's go !"
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"Sir, the squad is formed, sir !"
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"Carry on."
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"My name is Major Benson Winifred Payne !"
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"As of 0800..."
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"I am replacin' Major Frankfurt..."
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"as your commanding officer !"
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"See now, what we have here..."
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"is a failure to communicate."
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"Do... not... attempt..."
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"to challenge..."
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"my... authority !"
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"I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots..."
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"into a well-disciplined cadet unit."
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"From this day forward,"
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"your sorry asses belong to me."
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"You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose,"
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"or even dig in your butts without my say-so !"
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"Know this: Killin' is my business, ladies,"
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"and business is good !"
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"- Yoo-hoo ! - What ?"
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"I have to go to the bathroom."
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"- You hold it, turd. - I can't !"
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"I said hold it, or I'll break that off..."
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"and kick it around on the ground."
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"Now, be advised, ladies,"
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"- we are going to win the Virginia Military Games !"
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"- I said win: Whiskey, Indian, November."
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"Get used to the sound of that word !"
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"- Major Payne ! - What, boy ? What, what, what ?"
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"I did somethin' bad."
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"- You nasty little worm !"
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"Go change your Huggies, boy,"
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"and be back here pronto !"
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"Stop that cryin' ! You'll get no pity from me !"
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"You think your tears'll stop Charlie from takin' his bayonet..."
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"- and stickin' it in your little tiny heart ?"
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"- What the hell was that, you little freckle-faced cartoon ?"
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"Did I give you permission to sneeze, Opie ?"
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"- No, sir. - Then you hold it in, you big-eared turd,"
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"- otherwise I'll kick your ass back to Mayberry !"
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"I see we have a sickly boy on our hands."
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"We're gonna have to boost your immune system, son !"
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"Drop down, give me 25 pushups now !"
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"- Count 'em out ! - One, sir."
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"- Two, sir."
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"What are you laughin' at, pig-boy ?"
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"You find a piece of candy in your pocket ?"
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"- No, sir ! - What's your name, tubby ?"
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"- H-Heathcoat, sir ! - Heathcoat."
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"You know, you remind me of the doughboy."
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"If I poke your stomach will it make you go"
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"You know what ? I'm gonna help you make room for lunch, bacon-boy."
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"Drop down, give me 30 situps right now ! Let's go !"
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"Count 'em out ! Let me see that belly roll !"
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"- One, tubby, tubby !"
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"- One, sir. - Come on, pork chop !"
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"- Two, chubby, chubby ! - Two, sir."
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"Whoo ! You's a pure genius !"
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"Who you ? Redd Foxx ? No, better yet."
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"You Richard Pryor, ain't you ? Whoo !"
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"What's your name, girlfriend ?"
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"Dwight Williams, but the boys call me "D," sir."
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"- You can call me D. - D, hmm ?"
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"Yeah, brother."
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"- You like the way I handle these white boys, D ? - Oh, yeah !"
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"It make you feel good to see a black man runnin' things, huh ?"
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"- Malcolm X. - Well, let me tell you somethin', D."
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"- Yeah, brother ? - Why don't you come closer."
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"I... am not..."
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"your damn brother !"
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"Now drop down, give me 20 squat thrusts now !"
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"One, sir."
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"What are you lookin' at, ass-eyes ?"
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"- Nothing, sir ! - You plottin' on me, boy ?"
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"- No, sir ! - Well, let me tell you somethin', ass-eyes."
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"Let me tell you all somethin': War has made me very paranoid !"
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"And when a man gets to eyeballin' me,"
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"it make my Agent Orange act up, and I get the urge to kill !"
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"- Do you understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir !"
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"- Do you all understand me ? - Sir, yes, sir !"
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"- I can't hear you. - Sir, yes, sir !"
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"And what is your damage, muscle-head ? You stupid ?"
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