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Clips from Arrested Development - Sad Sack (S02E02)

"Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything..."
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"and the one son who had no choice..."
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"but to keep them all together."
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"It's Arrested Development."
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"[Man Narrating] It was Monday morning..."
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"and Michael Bluth was nervous about meeting..."
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"with the new prosecutor ofhis father's criminal case."
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"I don't know what you're so nervous about, Michael."
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"It's a new prosecutor. It's a whole new beginning..."
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"a new day, a new case, a whole new set of lies."
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"- I'm not lying anymore, Mom. - [Narrator] Michael was lying."
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"He found his fugitive father earlier in the week..."
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"and he was hiding him in the attic..."
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"where George Sr. Was currently waiting for his breakfast."
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"About the business, just for the record..."
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"I was not involved with Dad building houses in Iraq."
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"- That's exactly what I'm gonna tell them. - Is that for Lindsay?"
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"Because she's not scared to eat in front of me anymore."
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"Those are the whites only, yes?"
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"These aren't for Lindsay. These are mine."
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"Anyway, I'm not lying anymore either, Michael."
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"I'm being lied..."
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"- on. - [Gasps]"
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"Wow. Now more's gonna come up than go down."
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"I gotta get outta here."
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"- Hmm? - I can't take this anymore."
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"I mean, she's just so loving and affectionate."
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"L- l-This is not the woman I fell in love with."
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"Oscar, please. You can't go. You gotta stay, okay?"
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"This is the nicest she's been since she found out Rosa could breast-feed Buster."
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"Oh, Buster. Don't even bring that up. He's well into his army training."
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"[Narrator] Actually, Buster had hit a wall in his army training."
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"I can't do it! I can't make my bed, and I can't do this either!"
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"Aren't you supposed to yell at me and call me homo and motivate me over this wall?"
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"We can't do that anymore. Lawsuit."
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"[Narrator] In fact, it was a recent ruling..."
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"prosecuted by the same man who Michael was soon to meet with."
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"It's going to be a long time before Sergeant Wendell Baker..."
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"calls someone Private Homo again."
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"God willing, he'll fail boot camp."
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"Well, why wouldn't he? He already failed day camp."
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"- Hey. - Hi. Hey, Dad."
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"- You ready for the prosecutor? - Hi. I hope so."
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"- How'd that math test work out? - Oh, it was okay, I guess."
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"But- I don't know. It was weird. I studied with Ann..."
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"but I still got a B-minus."
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"- Ann got you a B-minus? - Well, it wasn't Ann. She's an expert in math."
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"- Isn't that cute? - Is it?"
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"[Narrator] Michael felt his son was setting the bar too low..."
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"with his dating standards."
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"No, it wasn't Ann's fault. I think I just ended up thinkin' about the questions too long."
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"And so, by the time I put an answer down, I went with, like..."
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"my fifth choice or somethin' like that."
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"George Michael, never settle for fifth choice."
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"Something better is gonna come along. She just has to."
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"I think maybe sitting in the back of the class with Ann is a bad idea."
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"You know, she's just so pretty."
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"- I get distracted, I guess. - Do you?"
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"- I wish I could draw her nose. - Maybe it's your eyes."
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"Maybe you need glasses... for your grades."
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"Didn't you say you had a hard time readin' the board..."
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"- sittin' in the back row? - No, I said I was in the back of the classroom."
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"- That's what I mean. Yeah? - It's different. No. No."
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"Well, I don't know. Maybe."
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"- No, definitely. I'll call the eye doctor. - I guess."
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"I'm gonna set you up an appointment. Okay?"
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"- Hey, gang. - Tobias."
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"Oh. Ooh, I'm afraid I'll have to take them to go. I'm late for the gym."
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"Oh, and also, here's a number..."
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"in case the Blue Man Group calls and needs an understudy."
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"I just found out that my cellular telephone was a lemon."
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"- It didn't work. - [Hoarse Voice] Neither do you."
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"- [Scoffs] - Pretty brave card for you to play."
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"- I just can't stand it. Tobias getting in shape... - [Door Closing]"
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"For a bunch of slutty gym rats."
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"- What's wrong with your voice? - Nothing. I've been going out."
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"[Narrator] Lindsay had been frequenting singles clubs..."
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"also still hoping to make her open marriage work-"
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"- Whoo! - which it won't."
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"- I didn't catch that. - Whoo!"
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"I wonder how many women he's slept with, if any."
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"Lindsay, it's not a competition."
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"Of course it is, Michael. That's why they call it scoring."
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"- Maybe in the '70s. - That many? We've only been doing this for a month."
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"Instead of competing with Tobias, why don't you try spending..."
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"- a little more time with your daughter? - Why? Tobias doing that?"
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"- [Narrator] At that moment, Lindsay's daughter... - [Doorbell Rings]"
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"- was in the process of wooing her own man. - Who is it?"
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"- Steve Holt! - Maeby had even started ordering unnecessary items..."
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"just to have more occasions to see him."
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"Uh, you ordered a Memories ofThanksgiving basket?"
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"- Wow, that looks great. - [Hoarsely] Maeby, who's your friend?"
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"- Is this your sister? - No."
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"But you just made my day."
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"Thank you for the basket. See ya."
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"[Singsong] He thinks I'm cute."
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"He's 19. He's a senior at my high school."
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"[Narrator] And had been for several years."
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"[Lindsay] You know what?"
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"I think I am gonna spend more time with my daughter."
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"I can't promise you I won't tell the prosecutor about that."
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"- Where you been? - Are you wearing my dead wife's maternity clothes?"
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"Yeah. It's the only thing I could find."
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"- Where are the eggs? - Doctor says they're bad for the baby."
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"- So, you ready for this new prosecutor? - I was until you came back."
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"You're not gonna turn me in, are you?"
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"Because I had no idea there were sanctions against, uh, Iraq."
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"You know, th-they sent me over there. They said, Go build."
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"Uh- Uh, Do I look like a criminal mastermind to you?"
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"How do you get this ham open? I can't- I can't get this ham open."
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"I'm not gonna turn you in. But you have put me in a position where I'm gonna have to lie."
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"Why did you come back here in the first place?"
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"Oh, no reason. Your mother happens to be shtupping my brother, that's all."
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"I'm only here to find out if I have a shot with her."
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"If she's really in love with Oscar- I don't know- to hell with her."
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"I'll just- I'll just leave."
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"- I'll never come back. - Great. She's really in love with him."
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"That's very funny. I need you to find out, okay?"
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"'Cause ever since l- I heard about this-"
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"[Breathes Deeply] I can't sleep."
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