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Clips from Physical - Let's Get It on Tape (S01E01)

- How pricey? - Ten grand.

"- How pricey? - Ten grand."

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Or we get a post house to do it for us through my independent film contacts.

"Or we get a post house to do it for us through my independent film contacts."

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- He's talking about porno. - I know.

"- He's talking about porno. - I know."

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It's around five grand a run. Four if they bro me.

"It's around five grand a run. Four if they bro me."

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Five grand. Four if they "bro" him.

"Five grand. Four if they "bro" him."

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So you dig a little deeper, just a little longer.

"So you dig a little deeper, just a little longer."

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How many more can you make on this?

"How many more can you make on this?"

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Only a few.

"Only a few."

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But the quality goes down every time. That's just too painful.

"But the quality goes down every time. That's just too painful."

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And I can't degrade you girls like that.

"And I can't degrade you girls like that."

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Cheers.

"Cheers."

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Cheers.

"Cheers."

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Let's watch it again.

"Let's watch it again."

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Unlocking your best self comes down to discovering your season.

"Unlocking your best self comes down to discovering your season."

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Learning whether you're an autumn, winter, fall or spring.

"Learning whether you're an autumn, winter, fall or spring."

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Whether blue is your best friend or brown is your enemy.

"Whether blue is your best friend or brown is your enemy."

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Take Greta here.

"Take Greta here."

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This is a beautiful scarf.

"This is a beautiful scarf."

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Or I'm sure it looked like one on the rack.

"Or I'm sure it looked like one on the rack."

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But do you see how it enhances all the wrong elements in her skin?

"But do you see how it enhances all the wrong elements in her skin?"

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Good God.

"Good God."

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It was a gift from my sister. I didn't pick it.

"It was a gift from my sister. I didn't pick it."

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Let's talk about makeup palette.

"Let's talk about makeup palette."

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Greta's got a brownish shade on her lips and lids.

"Greta's got a brownish shade on her lips and lids."

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Egyptian Sunset. I've been wearing it since high school.

"Egyptian Sunset. I've been wearing it since high school."

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But what you should be wearing is the exact opposite.

"But what you should be wearing is the exact opposite."

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Soft pink.

"Soft pink."

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Really? I didn't know.

"Really? I didn't know."

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I'm so embarrassed.

"I'm so embarrassed."

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With the Color Me Alluring system, you'll receive a personal road map

"With the Color Me Alluring system, you'll receive a personal road map"

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that takes all the guesswork out of your color choices.

"that takes all the guesswork out of your color choices."

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Who knows? You might just discover a whole new hue.

"Who knows? You might just discover a whole new hue."

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But before we start the process, any questions so far?

"But before we start the process, any questions so far?"

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You have to. You have to.

"You have to. You have to."

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I have one.

"I have one."

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Is everyone here really buying this?

"Is everyone here really buying this?"

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Sounds like someone may have hit the sangria a little hard.

"Sounds like someone may have hit the sangria a little hard."

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Being your personal best is not about seasonal eye shadow.

"Being your personal best is not about seasonal eye shadow."

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It's about what's underneath your clothes.

"It's about what's underneath your clothes."

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Underneath your skin.

"Underneath your skin."

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- Sheila, are you feeling okay? - I am, actually.

"- Sheila, are you feeling okay? - I am, actually."

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I'm feeling better than I have in quite some time.

"I'm feeling better than I have in quite some time."

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The only way to truly feel good about yourself

"The only way to truly feel good about yourself"

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is to stop worrying about what's on the outside,

"is to stop worrying about what's on the outside,"

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and get in touch with what's on the inside.

"and get in touch with what's on the inside."

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And I'm talking about your heart, your muscles.

"And I'm talking about your heart, your muscles."

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I'm talking about getting strong.

"I'm talking about getting strong."

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And I can tell you all think that I'm crazy, and maybe I am.

"And I can tell you all think that I'm crazy, and maybe I am."

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But what if instead of talking about it, I showed you?

"But what if instead of talking about it, I showed you?"

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Greta, would you mind?

"Greta, would you mind?"

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- Thank you. - All right.

"- Thank you. - All right."

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- Thank you, Sheila. - Thank you, Vicki.

"- Thank you, Sheila. - Thank you, Vicki."

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- Thank you, Maria. - Thank you.

"- Thank you, Maria. - Thank you."

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Well, bye.

"Well, bye."

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That's the last of the copies that I have on me,

"That's the last of the copies that I have on me,"

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but I'll let you know when I can mail yours out.

"but I'll let you know when I can mail yours out."

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- I have both your numbers. - Okay.

"- I have both your numbers. - Okay."

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So thanks, ladies.

"So thanks, ladies."

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- Thank you. - Thanks.

"- Thank you. - Thanks."

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Wow. So exciting.

"Wow. So exciting."

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Well, that's not how I thought this afternoon was gonna go.

"Well, that's not how I thought this afternoon was gonna go."

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- Me either! - Yeah.

"- Me either! - Yeah."

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I guess I sort of ended up taking over.

"I guess I sort of ended up taking over."

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I hope I... Vicki wasn't too offended.

"I hope I... Vicki wasn't too offended."

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I don't know what came over me.

"I don't know what came over me."

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I was just so excited to share the video,

"I was just so excited to share the video,"

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and then when everyone else got excited, it felt like an opportunity.

"and then when everyone else got excited, it felt like an opportunity."

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Ernie's camera went missing right after you came over.

"Ernie's camera went missing right after you came over."

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It never occurred to me that you would take it.

"It never occurred to me that you would take it."

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But it also never occurred to me that you'd hijack a tea party. So…

"But it also never occurred to me that you'd hijack a tea party. So…"

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Did you?

"Did you?"

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Did you take Ernie's camera?

"Did you take Ernie's camera?"

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She sees you. She sees what you are.

"She sees you. She sees what you are."

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I don't want to say. I was…

"I don't want to say. I was…"

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A selfish, stupid, fat liar. A greedy cow.

"A selfish, stupid, fat liar. A greedy cow."

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I was... It was wrong.

"I was... It was wrong."

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I was wrong. I just... I just meant to borrow it.

"I was wrong. I just... I just meant to borrow it."

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And…

"And…"

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you said Ernie has more gadgets than he knew what to do with

"you said Ernie has more gadgets than he knew what to do with"

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and I just honestly thought that no one would even notice.

"and I just honestly thought that no one would even notice."

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- It was so... - Okay, well, he noticed.

"- It was so... - Okay, well, he noticed."

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And he fired Miriam. And she has three kids.

"And he fired Miriam. And she has three kids."

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Maybe even four. I know she has a number of children.

"Maybe even four. I know she has a number of children."

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I felt really awful.

"I felt really awful."

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I really did. I kept meaning to come clean.

"I really did. I kept meaning to come clean."

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- And... - But you never did.

"- And... - But you never did."

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Well, I...

"Well, I..."

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There's... I have a reason.

"There's... I have a reason."

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Okay. What?

"Okay. What?"

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You can't tell her about the tape. It isn't your story to tell.

"You can't tell her about the tape. It isn't your story to tell."

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You are not leaving this driveway until you tell me what it is.

"You are not leaving this driveway until you tell me what it is."

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What, are you gonna try to distract me with one of your workout tapes? I'm not…

"What, are you gonna try to distract me with one of your workout tapes? I'm not…"

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I didn't make this tape. Your husband did.

"I didn't make this tape. Your husband did."

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I don't think it's what you're expecting. In fact, I know it isn't.

"I don't think it's what you're expecting. In fact, I know it isn't."

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- So I... - You can go now.

"- So I... - You can go now."

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- Greta, please. - I said go.

"- Greta, please. - I said go."

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Get out.

"Get out."

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I gotta admit, I was worried about the suit.

"I gotta admit, I was worried about the suit."

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- But if you fucking squint your eyes… - Hey. Sorry I'm so late.

"- But if you fucking squint your eyes… - Hey. Sorry I'm so late."

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- Greta's party ran a little long. - …I look like a Jewish Kennedy.

"- Greta's party ran a little long. - …I look like a Jewish Kennedy."

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- Even I wanna fuck me. - That's what I'm saying.

"- Even I wanna fuck me. - That's what I'm saying."

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- Do you like the ad? - No, we don't like it, Sheil.

"- Do you like the ad? - No, we don't like it, Sheil."

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We love it.

"We love it."

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I mean, this is a ten-strike.

"I mean, this is a ten-strike."

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I'm so sorry I ever doubted you.

"I'm so sorry I ever doubted you."

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I mean, this is the guy, right here. Taking names. Owning it.

"I mean, this is the guy, right here. Taking names. Owning it."

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I'm happy you're happy.

"I'm happy you're happy."

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You know, a spot like this deserves a much bigger ad buy

"You know, a spot like this deserves a much bigger ad buy"

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than what we were planning.

"than what we were planning."

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- What are you thinking? - I don't know. Six, seven thou.

"- What are you thinking? - I don't know. Six, seven thou."

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I mean, this is a rocket ship

"I mean, this is a rocket ship"

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- to Sacramento, man. - Yeah.

"- to Sacramento, man. - Yeah."

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I'm not sure we've got that in the budget, but...

"I'm not sure we've got that in the budget, but..."

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No. We definitely have it.

"No. We definitely have it."

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It's here, in your own handwriting.

"It's here, in your own handwriting."

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- Wait, this is my favorite part. - I love it.

"- Wait, this is my favorite part. - I love it."

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- You were joking about… - I know, don't…

"- You were joking about… - I know, don't…"

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Knee, punch, kick. Knee, punch, kick.

"Knee, punch, kick. Knee, punch, kick."

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