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Clips from Physical - Let's Get It on Tape (S01E01)

Big heads. Ever see an actor? Biggest bobbleheads in the world, man.

"Big heads. Ever see an actor? Biggest bobbleheads in the world, man."

Physical

Okay, I am not putting on a blue suit like a goddamn FBI goon.

"Okay, I am not putting on a blue suit like a goddamn FBI goon."

Physical

Not blue.

"Not blue."

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Gray.

"Gray."

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Out in the water, you know who the gray suits are?

"Out in the water, you know who the gray suits are?"

Physical

The sharks.

"The sharks."

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Predators. Not prey.

"Predators. Not prey."

Physical

I mean, we could stick to the old Danny or we could try something different.

"I mean, we could stick to the old Danny or we could try something different."

Physical

Well, what do you think?

"Well, what do you think?"

Physical

I bet the ladies would love you in a suit, man.

"I bet the ladies would love you in a suit, man."

Physical

I could drown you and make it look like an accident.

"I could drown you and make it look like an accident."

Physical

If that's what it takes.

"If that's what it takes."

Physical

I suppose we're going to the goddamn mall.

"I suppose we're going to the goddamn mall."

Physical

I don't know about this.

"I don't know about this."

Physical

I don't know if I'm a suit guy. I look like a junior rabbi.

"I don't know if I'm a suit guy. I look like a junior rabbi."

Physical

Come... Just come out here. Let me see.

"Come... Just come out here. Let me see."

Physical

Junior rabbi was pretty dead-on.

"Junior rabbi was pretty dead-on."

Physical

Well?

"Well?"

Physical

I think you look like a man ready to take Sacramento by storm.

"I think you look like a man ready to take Sacramento by storm."

Physical

Really?

"Really?"

Physical

With these shoulder pads?

"With these shoulder pads?"

Physical

Especially with those shoulder pads.

"Especially with those shoulder pads."

Physical

- I don't know. - You look sharp.

"- I don't know. - You look sharp."

Physical

Doesn't he look sharp?

"Doesn't he look sharp?"

Physical

With the appropriate alterations, we can get it there.

"With the appropriate alterations, we can get it there."

Physical

I can get that pinned up for you.

"I can get that pinned up for you."

Physical

What's the special occasion?

"What's the special occasion?"

Physical

Attending a wedding? Bar mitzvah?

"Attending a wedding? Bar mitzvah?"

Physical

He's a candidate for State Assembly.

"He's a candidate for State Assembly."

Physical

And his name is Danny Rubin, and he's gonna win.

"And his name is Danny Rubin, and he's gonna win."

Physical

And are we going to be paying by personal check or credit?

"And are we going to be paying by personal check or credit?"

Physical

Credit.

"Credit."

Physical

Look at all these dutiful sheep heeding the capitalist call. You know?

"Look at all these dutiful sheep heeding the capitalist call. You know?"

Physical

Spending their dwindling middle-class salaries

"Spending their dwindling middle-class salaries"

Physical

on poorly made goods that they'll throw into a landfill

"on poorly made goods that they'll throw into a landfill"

Physical

- when they realize how unsatisfied… - The garage is down here.

"- when they realize how unsatisfied… - The garage is down here."

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- …they still feel. What? - Down here.

"- …they still feel. What? - Down here."

Physical

The garage.

"The garage."

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I mean, look at the atrium.

"I mean, look at the atrium."

Physical

It's like a goddamn church, Sheila.

"It's like a goddamn church, Sheila."

Physical

That's not a coincidence, you know? Worshipping the almighty dollar.

"That's not a coincidence, you know? Worshipping the almighty dollar."

Physical

Well, what the shit is this?

"Well, what the shit is this?"

Physical

Fucking unbelievable.

"Fucking unbelievable."

Physical

Classic cycle of grift and corruption. Don't know why you're so surprised, man.

"Classic cycle of grift and corruption. Don't know why you're so surprised, man."

Physical

It's the shamelessness of it.

"It's the shamelessness of it."

Physical

It's called the "community room," designated that way by the city.

"It's called the "community room," designated that way by the city."

Physical

And yet Breem just hands it over to his goddamn candidate.

"And yet Breem just hands it over to his goddamn candidate."

Physical

You know, legally, you're entitled to an equal share

"You know, legally, you're entitled to an equal share"

Physical

of any community space.

"of any community space."

Physical

- That sounds true. - It's definitely true.

"- That sounds true. - It's definitely true."

Physical

I know my way around planning codes.

"I know my way around planning codes."

Physical

Years of fighting slumlords in Oakland.

"Years of fighting slumlords in Oakland."

Physical

Do we even want an office in that mall anyway?

"Do we even want an office in that mall anyway?"

Physical

I mean, you were there for an hour and you were miserable.

"I mean, you were there for an hour and you were miserable."

Physical

Yes. It's the principle of it. You know what I think we should do?

"Yes. It's the principle of it. You know what I think we should do?"

Physical

I think we should go down there,

"I think we should go down there,"

Physical

and we should confront this Breem gentleman.

"and we should confront this Breem gentleman."

Physical

Mano a mano.

"Mano a mano."

Physical

One pair of shoulder pads and he's suddenly John Wayne.

"One pair of shoulder pads and he's suddenly John Wayne."

Physical

I love this idea.

"I love this idea."

Physical

I mean, full disclosure…

"I mean, full disclosure…"

Physical

I've had several beers, and this is my second skunk stick.

"I've had several beers, and this is my second skunk stick."

Physical

But tomorrow we go give that guy a piece of our mind.

"But tomorrow we go give that guy a piece of our mind."

Physical

That's enemy territory.

"That's enemy territory."

Physical

That's not what this campaign is about.

"That's not what this campaign is about."

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That's not what you're about.

"That's not what you're about."

Physical

You spend a fair amount of time in that place, don't you, Sheil?

"You spend a fair amount of time in that place, don't you, Sheil?"

Physical

Is that where you do your jazz dancing and whatnot?

"Is that where you do your jazz dancing and whatnot?"

Physical

Is that what you're about, Sheil?

"Is that what you're about, Sheil?"

Physical

Is he gonna let him talk to you like that?

"Is he gonna let him talk to you like that?"

Physical

Jerry…

"Jerry…"

Physical

let me get a hit of that joint. This day just took it right out of me.

"let me get a hit of that joint. This day just took it right out of me."

Physical

You're damn right, he is.

"You're damn right, he is."

Physical

I'm not some monster out to chew up the environment

"I'm not some monster out to chew up the environment"

Physical

in service to my greed.

"in service to my greed."

Physical

I'm a lover of the outdoors, and of the coastline in particular.

"I'm a lover of the outdoors, and of the coastline in particular."

Physical

I just don't believe in letting the ocean call the shots.

"I just don't believe in letting the ocean call the shots."

Physical

Is that what you were going to say in the debate before Danny shut you down?

"Is that what you were going to say in the debate before Danny shut you down?"

Physical

Your husband got in a few good lines at my expense, that's for sure.

"Your husband got in a few good lines at my expense, that's for sure."

Physical

I don't know that he's shut me down.

"I don't know that he's shut me down."

Physical

Well, you certainly got the last laugh.

"Well, you certainly got the last laugh."

Physical

Funding the opposition's campaign ad. Must have cost you a pretty penny.

"Funding the opposition's campaign ad. Must have cost you a pretty penny."

Physical

It was a worthwhile investment in the future.

"It was a worthwhile investment in the future."

Physical

Whose future, exactly?

"Whose future, exactly?"

Physical

The future of our community.

"The future of our community."

Physical

And of my company, of course.

"And of my company, of course."

Physical

I don't have all the money in the world just sitting around.

"I don't have all the money in the world just sitting around."

Physical

Every new project incurs substantial risk, significant leverage.

"Every new project incurs substantial risk, significant leverage."

Physical

I put everything on the line every time I embark on a new Breem Team experience.

"I put everything on the line every time I embark on a new Breem Team experience."

Physical

That is the truth. Contrary to what you may think of me.

"That is the truth. Contrary to what you may think of me."

Physical

I don't think of you, really. At all.

"I don't think of you, really. At all."

Physical

Right.

"Right."

Physical

You came to me about equity concerning use of the community room.

"You came to me about equity concerning use of the community room."

Physical

You were right to bring that to my attention.

"You were right to bring that to my attention."

Physical

I'm not going to ask the Schmidt campaign to move,

"I'm not going to ask the Schmidt campaign to move,"

Physical

but I can offer you access to an alternative space

"but I can offer you access to an alternative space"

Physical

that's currently vacant.

"that's currently vacant."

Physical

If it meets your needs.

"If it meets your needs."

Physical

Follow me.

"Follow me."

Physical

This way.

"This way."

Physical

This place is perfect for Danny.

"This place is perfect for Danny."

Physical

But it's even better for you.

"But it's even better for you."

Physical

Are you guys fucking stoked on this?

"Are you guys fucking stoked on this?"

Physical

Totally fucking stoked.

"Totally fucking stoked."

Physical

Hello?

"Hello?"

Physical

Looking for some feedback over here.

"Looking for some feedback over here."

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It would be really helpful to know if you're stoked or bummed.

"It would be really helpful to know if you're stoked or bummed."

Physical

I put my fucking heart into this. I'm pretty fucking proud of it.

"I put my fucking heart into this. I'm pretty fucking proud of it."

Physical

But if you're bummed, you're bummed. I mean, it is what it is.

"But if you're bummed, you're bummed. I mean, it is what it is."

Physical

Tyler.

"Tyler."

Physical

I'm not bummed.

"I'm not bummed."

Physical

I fucking knew you'd be stoked.

"I fucking knew you'd be stoked."

Physical

How could you not be? We fucking nailed it.

"How could you not be? We fucking nailed it."

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- This thing is sick. - It's sick.

"- This thing is sick. - It's sick."

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- It's totally sick, babe. - You're sick, babe.

"- It's totally sick, babe. - You're sick, babe."

Physical

This calls for a celebration.

"This calls for a celebration."

Physical

Still a couple final sound things I want to smooth out, but then,

"Still a couple final sound things I want to smooth out, but then,"

Physical

I say we fire up on dupe and distrib. Get this baby out there.

"I say we fire up on dupe and distrib. Get this baby out there."

Physical

These new duplicators are out.

"These new duplicators are out."

Physical

Little pricey, but so fucking sweet.

"Little pricey, but so fucking sweet."

Physical

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