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Clips from Workaholics (2011) - Good Mourning (S03E03)

"I can't believe you knew exactly what spermicide"
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"tasted like. Ugh!"
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"It was a wild guess."
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"Have you been deep-throating condoms, just to see if you can?"
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"- Mm-mm. - Okay, well, I just think"
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"maybe the best thing to do is remember all the great times"
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"- that we had with Homegirl. - Right."
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"- That's probably the... - Mmm..."
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"We never really talked."
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"Mm, yeah, I don't really remember any amazing times"
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"that I had with Homegirl."
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"- Yeah, me neither. - Except for that time when"
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"we were just tea-bagging her eye socket a second ago."
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"That was great."
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"But then she ruined it by being a dead lady."
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"- Yeah. - Yeah, she did."
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"That said, still butthurt."
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"- I'm butthurt, man. - You know the one thing"
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"easing my butthurtedness is the fact that"
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"we're probably gonna have work off tomorrow."
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"Whoa, I didn't even think of that."
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"- Yes, of course we are! - That's awesome."
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"Of course we are, it's a death day."
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"It's like a snow day, but it's a death day."
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"And check this out. I got a Swedish pen pal in town."
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"She's in Vegas right now."
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"Wants to come to Hollywood,"
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"which is where I told her we live."
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"- We don't. - Smart, very smart."
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"I know. I can't say Rancho Cucamonga."
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"They don't know what that is. They're from Sweden!"
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"They're not gonna know."
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"- Yeah, swedes don't know anything. - Yeah, you gotta say Hollywood."
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"Hey, Ders, is this the same chick that you told us about"
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"where you squeezed her boob through her sleeve"
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"while watching Gladiator in your friend's basement?"
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"- Oh, yeah. - Yeah."
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"And it was a long sleeve shirt, so where's my dap at?"
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"Dude, I need some sleeve boob myself."
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"I'm taking the other chick, too,"
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"and I apologize in advance for marrying her."
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"- Whoo, yes. - Nice. Quick on the draw."
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"Dap on the dibs, Demamp."
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"I don't know about dap, actually."
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"But I'm gonna have to say no, because there's only one pure"
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"fair way to decide who's gonna be my bro-pilot on this one."
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"87. 87!"
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"87?"
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"- I'm maxed out. 87. - Okay."
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"Okay, that's... that's a pretty high bar, blazer."
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"So that means you only have to put on..."
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"None, because I'm choosing you."
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"- No. No! - You... you serious?"
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"Yeah, I'm serious, dude. You look like a professional"
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"skating celebrity."
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"The Swedish chicks will dig that."
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"Yeah, man! Pro skater, I can do that."
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"No problem. Blaker has a death wish."
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"No, no, no. Adam has a death wish."
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"Well, you should have thought about that when you were putting"
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"spermicide on my French cruller."
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"O'Ders rules!"
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"Blake, let's dap out of here."
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"No! Oh!"
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"That hurts so bad."
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"Hey, Alice?"
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"Can we, um, have a minute?"
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"Fine."
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"Uh, Homegirl's death, it..."
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"It's got us, uh..."
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"We're... we're pretty butthurt about it."
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"- Really? - You know, we want to come in"
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"tomorrow and just"
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"pluck away and do our duty here,"
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"but I don't know if I'm gonna sound okay"
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"On the phones, because I can't..."
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"You see, he just needs a day to grieve..."
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"- Yeah. - Have a good cry."
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"We all just need a... Probably a good cry."
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"- Just a day. One day. - You were gonna cry too,"
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"- though, right? - No, I'm... I'm probably gonna..."
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"See, he's crying too now."
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"Yeah, okay, so if you guys were actually up..."
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"Alice! Hey, what's up? I... it's awesome to, eh,"
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"run into you here. I was just out there,"
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"individually talking with everyone,"
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"and we all agree the best way to commemorate Homegirl's life"
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"and remember her is by immediately forgetting her,"
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"and just working all day tomorrow."
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"Okay, Adam, don't mess this up for me."
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"You know how I am with girls."
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"I'm like a bull in a vagina shop."
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"Blake, it's not my fault"
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"you're not a Rico suave dude, okay?"
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"- I am a Rico suave... - You are not a Rico suave..."
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"Okay, all right, that is enough."
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"Okay, I don't know what you guys are up to,"
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"and I certainly don't know what "butthurt" means."
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"But guess what."
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"Death happens, and it's real sad."
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"And we're all still coming into work tomorrow."
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"Yes! We'll ge..."
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"Should we not remember Homegirl by at least"
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"having some sort of service"
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"for friends, and co-workers, and out-of-town guests?"
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"- I don't need this. - Oh, yes."
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"That would be very good."
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"Okay, fine. Tomorrow, after lunch,"
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"you can have a thing."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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"- We don't need a thing. - Thank you so much."
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"This is not fa... Alice, this is not fair!"
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"I am having the worst day out of everyone"
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"in this entire office... Except... except maybe Homegirl."
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"We need cookies, flowers, refreshments, beer..."
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"- Yes. - Whiskey, oysters, for the,"
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"you know, uh, strobe light, and some balloons that say,"
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""welcome to Hollywood.""
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"Oh, oh, and a karaoke machine, and extra-large..."
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"Extra-medium condoms."
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