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Clips from Animaniacs (2020) - A Brief History of History/The Incredible Gnome in People's Mouths: "Gerard"/The Prisoner's Dilemma/Math-terpiece Theater: Beachballs (S02E02)

"I said luke warm!"
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"Luke! [snap]"
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"[zap]"
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"That's more like it."
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"Maestro, if you please."
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"♪ At first there was nothingness, then some unknown process ♪"
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"♪ Lead to a great big explosion ♪"
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"♪ The universe grew from a subatomic stew ♪"
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"♪ Of quarks, gluons, plasmas, and bosons ♪"
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"♪ Then gas and dust settled on hot cores of metal ♪"
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"♪ And one of these cores was called Earth ♪"
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"♪ It was covered with goop, a primordial soup ♪"
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"♪ From which all of Earth's life was then birthed ♪"
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"♪ At first, single cells, some swam or grew shells ♪"
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"♪ Still others evolved to hunt prey ♪"
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"♪ Some hid in the sand, some crawled onto land ♪"
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"♪ So life, well, life found a way... ♪"
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"‐ Uh, we already did this bit."
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"Uh huh, in the pilot. Mm‐hmm."
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"‐ ♪ There were mosses and gymnosperms, seven‐foot‐long earthworms ♪"
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"♪ Huge dragonflies ruled the sky ♪"
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"♪ Amphibians, cephalopods, pedallers both bi‐ and quad‐ ♪"
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"♪ Reptiles started to fly ♪"
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"♪ We had lizards grow big and small, mammals not big at all ♪"
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"♪ Sharks were the size of a house ♪"
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"♪ Then, one little meteor killed all the dinosaurs ♪"
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"♪ So, we evolved from a mouse ♪"
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"♪ 8,000 BC, Creation Theory ♪"
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"♪ Would dictate the song should start here ♪"
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"♪ Though most of our herd agree it's absurd ♪"
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"♪ Some teach it in place of Shakespeare... ♪"
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"♪ Let's skip evolution, there're two revolutions ♪"
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"♪ Agriculture took us to towns ♪"
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"♪ Humans learned to grow wheat, got all fat, loved to eat ♪"
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"♪ Stopped walking and just settled down ♪"
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"♪ Industrial next, its major effect ♪"
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"♪ To take us from towns to the city ♪"
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"♪ We mined coals and built trains, machines plowed our grains ♪"
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"♪ And we treated the workers real shi‐‐ ♪"
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"‐ How many more of your Earth seconds is this going to take?"
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"‐ Well‐timed interruption. Almost there, I promise!"
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"♪ We recorded some tunes, put a man on the moon ♪"
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"♪ Fought more wars than we care to recount ♪"
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"♪ Sent the Phoenix to Mars, built electric cars ♪"
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"♪ And polluted a shocking amount ♪"
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"♪ Skipping to now, we survived, not sure how ♪"
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"♪ It's getting real hard to keep track ♪"
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"[inhales deeply]"
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"♪ There's Wikipedia, smartphones, tablets, unmanned drones ♪"
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"♪ Pick your own genomes, ride‐sharing, sheep clones ♪"
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"♪ Earthquakes and cyclones, valleys of Silicone ♪"
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"♪ Gluten‐free vegan scones, temperature milestones ♪"
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"♪ Keystones and sword thrones, high‐interest payday loans ♪"
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"♪ Cyclists' testosterone, and everything Musk owns ♪"
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"♪ But at least now us Warners are ♪"
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"♪ Back! ♪"
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"We are back, baby!"
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"♪"
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"[clapping]"
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"‐ You have been most helpful, The Yak."
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"‐ Yes. While we absorb the essence"
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"of all species on your planet,"
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"we will ensure your carbon atoms"
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"are re‐purposed for only"
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"the highest quality nutrient paste."
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"[slurping]"
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"♪"
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"‐ Joke's on them!"
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"We aren't even a species!"
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"NARRATOR: CEO Michael Benton. [applause]"
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"Silicon Valley venture capitalist,"
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"egomaniac,"
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"searching for everlasting life."
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"Then, a freak accident transforms his biological makeup..."
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"[fizzling, boom]"
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"...turning him into an angry gnome."
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"[yelling]"
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"The creature is driven by rage..."
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"[yelling]"
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"...and must now live in people's mouths..."
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"‐ Who do you think you are, bullying somebody around!?"
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"NARRATOR: ...and speak for them when they cannot speak for themselves."
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"‐ You're just waiting around for the clock to tick!"
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"[car rumbling]"
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"♪"
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"[roar]"
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"NARRATOR: He is The Incredible Gnome In People's Mouths."
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"♪"
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"‐ Oh... What?"
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"Where's my pudding? [slurping]"
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"Hey! Uh... That's my pudding!"
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"‐ I don't see your name on it. Besides, it's just butterscotch."
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"You probably wouldn't even like it."
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"Don't want you getting cavities. Bad for your teeth."
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"‐ Hey! Uh... Oh..."
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"[gagging, grunting]"
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"‐ Hey! Get your hands off that pudding!"
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"[screaming]"
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"Don't you know how to respect your elders and their puddings?"
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"Lemme talk to your supervisor!"
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"♪"
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"‐ Now, I'm sure if we just talk calmly"
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"about what happened."
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"‐ The time for calm talking has passed, sister!"
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"She boosted that butterscotch right out from under"
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"that baby boy's booger box! ‐ I'm sorry!"
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"I have low blood sugar, and I don't get a lunch break."
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"So, I get irritable. ‐ You're irritable!?"
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"I'm stuck in this old man's mouth,"
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"and he quit brushing in 1972!"
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"I know your job is hard, but you can't lash out"
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"by pilfering pudding! And you..."
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"I wonder how the governor would feel about your blatant disregard"
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"of the revised California labor laws,"
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"section 22 G, requiring lunch breaks"
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"for all employees whose shifts exceed seven hours!"
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"‐ Oh, I‐I'm sure we can resolve this."
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"♪"
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"‐ Someone stole all the corner pieces!"
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"‐ Hold on one minute, Mrs. Miller. I'm on my lunch break."
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