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Clips from The Goldbergs (2013) - The Ring (S01E01)

""X.O.X.O. Murray.""
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"Well, the X's are for kisses,"
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"and the O's for hugs."
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"And "Murray"..."
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"Is who it's from."
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"Doesn't matter what he writes."
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"We are more in love than ever."
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"Don't you at least wanna see what she looks like?"
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"I've gone 20 years without needing to know what she looks like."
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"I'm not gonna start now."
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"(STAMMERS) Oh, plus where would you even get a picture,"
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"you know, if someone wanted to see a picture?"
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"Where would you find it? I don't know. Well..."
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"They'd probably have an engagement announcement in the paper."
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"I mean, if you really wanted to look,"
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"you could probably just go to the library and dig it up."
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"I don't need to see it."
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"Fine."
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"But if you would feel better seeing it,"
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"fine, we'll go to the library. Jeez."
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"While my mom was feeling insecure,"
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"I was feeling damn good. I had a plan."
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"Dana Caldwell would see me cooly tinkering with my bike"
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"and ask me to go for a ride, and then we would get married!"
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"(BRAKES SQUEAL)"
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"Hey. Hey."
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"It was now or never. Time for my A game."
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"Bicycles, right?"
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"Bicycles."
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"Nope."
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"Do you know how to fix them?"
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"Well..."
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"My bike chain's all messed up."
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"Maybe you could take a look?"
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"Yeah, I can... I can take a quick look-see."
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"(CHUCKLES)"
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"Chain. Chain."
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"(CLANK)"
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"Ugh."
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"Wait. Is this one of those soviet bikes?"
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"'Cause I only deal with American equipment."
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"Huh? USA!"
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"Maybe I'll just have my dad fix it. (CHUCKLES)"
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"Makes sense. Keep it in the family."
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"(CLANK) (GROANS LOUDLY)"
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"Aah! Are you okay?"
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"Mmm-hmm. Are you crying?"
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"No. (EXHALES)"
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"Good talking. (WHIMPERING)"
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"My plan was a complete bust."
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"I only had one option left... Call in the big guns."
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"So what happened to "I'm 12. I gotta go it alone"?"
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"That didn't work out so great."
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"Well, you're safe now. Love's my business, and business is booming."
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"So what do we got?"
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"Okay. Her name's Dana."
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"She's 13, lives down the block."
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"She smells like fruity pebbles."
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"Pfft."
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"Why are you asking Pops for help"
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"when you got all the resources you need right here?"
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"You don't know anything about girls."
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"I know a ton. I've got a super hot girlfriend."
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"Yeah, from Canada that no one's ever seen."
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"'Cause I met her at camp, ya sausage gobbler."
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"You couldn't come up with something a little more original?"
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"I mean, a fake girlfriend... In Canada?"
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"Hey! There's nothing fake about her except her boobs!"
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"Yep, they're huge and real... But they're also fake."
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"You know what? I don't have to explain it to you."
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"I'm outta here."
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"Her breasts sound very complicated."
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"So where are we at with this Dana girl?"
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"Well, I've been secretly following her around for two weeks."
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"Creating a sense of mystery."
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"And today I broke her bicycle."
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"Good. You made a memorable first impression."
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"And I kinda cried in front of her."
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"Some women like a sensitive man."
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"You think? You can't help him, Pops."
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"He's un-help-able."
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"He'll never get a girlfriend even half as hot as mine."
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"Oh, yeah? What's her name? Tell me right now. Go."
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"Marion Lemieux."
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"Marion Lemieux?"
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"Like Mario Lemieux, the hockey player?"
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"Yeah! It's a common last name in Canada,"
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"like "Smith" or "Jones.""
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"I was trying to be nice to you, but forget it."
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"I'm outta here."
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"Okay."
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"Your next move with Dana is important."
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"You gotta go for it."
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"Make a big gesture..."
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"Something that'll show her exactly how you feel."
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"Pfft. Waste of time."
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"Here we go."
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"This nerd has no clue with the ladies."
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"Yeah? Let's call Marion right now."
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"Think I won't? 'Cause I will."
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"That's what I'm asking you to do."
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"I don't need this! I'm outta here."
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"Meanwhile, my Mom and Erica were using"
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"the most cutting edge technology"
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"to track down a photo of Anita."
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"Mom. It was called microfiche."
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"Move."
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"(GASPS) Oh, my God."
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"It's amazing. It only took us two hours to find it."
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"Hey, not bad, Dad."
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"Okay, Erica, you saw her."
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"Now you can move on with your life."
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"Hmm."
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"Wait a minute."
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"How do you..."
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"(RATTLING) What?"
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"Make it bigger? Well, okay, just..."
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"Make the picture bigger. Okay, here."
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"Where's the knob to make it a bigger picture? It's just... (PEOPLE SHUSHING)"
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"Mom, God! That's as big as it goes. Okay, okay."
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