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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - At the Car Wash (S03E03)

"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Good afternoon, Boss. Can I hook you up with a supreme..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Bup-bup-bup. You don't need to sell me any of that supreme shit."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I just need the regular wash, okay?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Just a regular wash, the $9.99 one."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, okay, boss. No Armor All for the tires?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, hit 'em with the high-gloss tire spray, man."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Make them shine like new money."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I like that sexy, wet, jet-black, high shine."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay, how about a wax? The supreme wash comes with a wax for the paint"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"that protects the car from oxidation and corrosion."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"No, I just want that regular wash with the tire spray."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So, you're not worried about the oxidation?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, I'm worried about it. This is an older vehicle."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm also worried about corrosion."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Is that something you talked about"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"or was I just thinking that out?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't know, but either way"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"the supreme wash will take care of the corrosion"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and the oxidation."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Plus you get to pick your scent."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't want any of that shit. I just want shiny tires,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"a wax, and an apple cinnamon smell."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"But no steam clean today, Boss?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Damn, fool, yes, steam clean!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"My Lord, how long does it take for a regular, basic car wash?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(WOMAN SNIFFLING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Here you go, dear. -Thank you."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hmm? No, I don't need that... Okay."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-I'm Marquess. -Anne."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Everything okay?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yes. Yes, I'm fine."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(SNIFFLES) No. No, I'm not fine."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I just found out I'm pregnant"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and when I told Adam, he's my boyfriend,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"he just completely shut down."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I mean, he didn't say anything. Not a word."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Just walked out the door."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"He's one of those nice guys that never yells."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We never argued. Never."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"But every once in a while, Adam could say something so heartless."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I mean, I always said he was missing a sensitivity chip,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"but he was never intentionally cruel, but..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't know. You find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you just..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Leave?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't know anyone in Las Vegas."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"We met online six months ago,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and just went for it, and..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(CRIES)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I know he loves me, I really do. I'm just..."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm so scared to be alone right now."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What am I going to do?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Aw... -(WHISTLING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Finally."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Damn, it looks good! All that for $9.99?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"It was $93."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, but I can smell that cinnamon apple from here."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So imagine how strong it is when I get inside the van!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ooh, damn! I don't have any cash for a tip."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Anybody got a one? Hey, lady, you got a one?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Michael! -What?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I've paid by credit card. You got one dollar?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I only have a ten."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"That's fine. I'm a celeb that should tip big anyway."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Let's go, team."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"MARQUESS: Michael! We have to help this woman!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-What woman? -The woman you just took $10 from."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"She gave me $10, Marquess."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"In any event, she is desperate for help"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and we should give it to her."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Ask Pigeon what he thinks."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Where is he? -MAN: Hey, man!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Is this your bird?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"He got sucked up when we were vacuuming."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't know if he's dead or what, but he messed up our vacuum cleaner pretty bad."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh... (COUGHS)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What happened?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-He's fine. -PIGEON: Oh!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yung, what do you think?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(SNIFFLING)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I, uh... I kinda think this is more of a job for a couples' counselor."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Okay, so that's a "no" from Yung, a "yes" from Marquess,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"and an "abstained" from Pigeon."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"So I guess I'm the swing vote, huh?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"All that pressure, damn!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Now I know what it feels like"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"to be like Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"All eyes on you. Which way do you go?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Which way do you go?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"(BREATHES DEEPLY)"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I guess I vote "yes!""
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Thanks for letting us go in your car, lady,"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"because it's like our car just got cleaned."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"My car just got cleaned."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, but I don't know if you're a dirty person"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"or you like to eat in the car, you know?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I am what they call a clean freak."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"You mind if I look in here and just poke around?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I'm also what they call a nosy Nellie!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What the (BLEEP) is this?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
""For relief from itching associated with moderate"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
""to severe bacterial skin infection.""
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Is yours moderate or severe?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"ANNE: This is where Adam works."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"He's the produce manager."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, there's no Adam here."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Is he on break? -Mmm-mmm. Nobody named Adam works here."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"What? Him! Adam!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"He's worked here for over a year."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Yeah, no, I've never seen that guy."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I don't understand."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Why would Adam lie to me?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Sir, you're gonna have to pay for that."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Oh, um, I had this with me when I came in."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"I brought this cereal with me from my house."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"-Dad? -Fine!"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Hey, lady, you got another ten?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Where would he go every day?"
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Well, there's obviously a lot more to the story."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
"Not necessarily."
Mike Tyson Mysteries
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