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Clips from Oddballs (2022) - Blood Excuse (S01E01)

"-[theme music plays] -[bird chirps]"
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"[chomps]"
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"[burps]"
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"[sniffs]"
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"-[glass breaks] -[Max shrieks]"
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"-[grunts, panicked breathing] -Go, go, go, go, go! Agh!"
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"See? Everything worked out."
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"[laughs]"
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"Aw. I wanna be a ladder."
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"[burps]"
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"[whistle blowing]"
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"Look at you! You all have baby legs!"
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"But you're not babies, are you?"
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"That's why Doctor Squats is prescribing the only medicine she recognizes…"
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"squats!"
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"Squats transform your legs, your glutes, and your life!"
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"They're squat-tastic."
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"So, today we begin with squat frogs."
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"Live. Laugh. Squat!"
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"[cheers]"
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"[strains]"
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"[grunts, groans]"
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"More squat frogs?"
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"Yeah, I know. Frogs suck."
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"Squats won't "transform our lives.""
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"They won't?"
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"No, that's why gym class is such a waste of time."
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"Squats have zero value in everyday life."
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"Will squats help me microwave my mac and cheese faster?"
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"Will squats restore the internet when my Wi-Fi crashes? No!"
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"There will never be a real world situation"
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"where one would need to perform a squat frog."
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"[heavy stomping]"
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"You! You want a real world situation for squat frogs, do ya?!"
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"Do ten squat frogs!"
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"Oh, I can't."
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"My doctor says I'm actually frog intolerant."
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"Just thinking about frogs, and I'll bloat like a blimp. [chuckles]"
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"Uh-oh, I thought about them. I should go home."
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"Uh-huh. The only prescription you need for your condition is…"
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"[winces]"
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"Squat frogs!"
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"[groaning]"
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"[whispers inaudibly]"
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"[groans, blows whistle]"
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"Okay, everyone."
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"It's come to Doctor Squats' attention that today is blood drive day."
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"Whoever wants to donate blood can be excused from gym class."
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"[gasps] Excused from gym class?"
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"So, you have to choose."
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"Stay here and master a squat-tastic life skill,"
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"or you can be a hero."
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"I know what I'd choose."
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"[panting]"
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"[bell ringing]"
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"-How'd it go? -Great!"
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"First, I got to lie down in a recliner."
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"Then the nurse complimented me on my large veins,"
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"which no one ever notices."
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"I took an instant nap, which they called fainting,"
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"and then I got a cookie."
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"That is incredible!"
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"Yeah, way better than useless squat frogs."
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"Take that gym class!"
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"But gym class is every day."
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"Then I know what I have to do."
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"[montage music]"
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"[winces]"
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"[muzak playing]"
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"[montage music resumes]"
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"[straining, panting]"
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"Sorry I'm late for ice cream o'clock,"
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"but dibs on the cherry."
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"Sorry, mister. Ice cream o'clock is a private thing"
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"for me and the two chumps I hustle for free ice cream."
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"But it's me… [coughing]"
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"But it's me, James, one of the chumps."
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"[gasps] James! Is it really you?"
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"[Max] Hmm…"
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"James?"
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"It is you!"
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"What did you do?"
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"We're supposed to grow old together!"
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"I've been donating blood every day this past week to get out of P.E."
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"But you're like a deflated balloon!"
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"Wait, do balloons bleed?"
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"That will be seventy-five dollars."
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"[clears throat] Can we get three spoons?"
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"[gasps] Oh, sorry, sir. I-- I didn't see you there."
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"Let me just give you the senior discount."
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"That'll be two bits."
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"And here's a neck pillow and a glass of warm water,"
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"in case you get a brain freeze."
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"Two bits it is!"
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"-What?! -Max, Echo."
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"Don't you see what this means?"
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"That you'll be cashing out your retirement fund years before it matures?"
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"No, it means that unlike gym class,"
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"me giving blood has actually given me"
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"something I can actually use in real life, actually."
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"Senior discounts!"
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"Which means I'm going to eat my way through Dirt's ancient foods"
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"like a locust on swarming day."
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"Let the food tour begin."
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"♪ ♪"
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"Ah, getting out of squat frogs and getting old people discounts--"
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"is there anything giving blood isn't good for?"
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"Less talky, more walkie, raisin man."
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"Bagel Bunker's senior discounts aren't going to discount themselves."
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"[panting] You guys?!"
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"My blood-starved calves. [groans]"
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"[panting]"
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"Guys?!"
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"Excuse me, Mr. Senior."
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"Can I help you cross the street"
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"for my helping the elderly merit badge?"
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"Oh, um, sure. Thank you."
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"He said, yes! Go! Go! Go!"
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"[whimpering]"
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"Yes! I finally got my grandpa-gathering badge."
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